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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Irradiated lake library newt
  04/05/26
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topaz garrison
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Irradiated lake library newt
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Insanely creepy exhilarant orchestra pit mother
  04/05/26
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Fragrant Depressive
  04/05/26
Lol
learning disabled whorehouse
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Tripping range
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Tripping range
  04/05/26
...
Irradiated lake library newt
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Flickering trip preventive strike
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
topaz garrison
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
vengeful rigor
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
dashing locus wrinkle
  04/05/26
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Iridescent jap
  04/05/26
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poppy community account
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
180 affirmative action
  04/05/26
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crusty exciting half-breed
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
180 affirmative action
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
henna plaza ceo
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Bright Racy Genital Piercing
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Spruce bbw azn
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
nighttime chapel
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
henna plaza ceo
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Spruce bbw azn
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
nighttime chapel
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Iridescent jap
  04/05/26
...
Irradiated lake library newt
  04/05/26
...
alcoholic adventurous pit fat ankles
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
nighttime chapel
  04/05/26
...
Fragrant Depressive
  04/05/26
...
Fragrant Depressive
  04/05/26
...
marvelous mewling abode
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
marvelous mewling abode
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Khaki turdskin haunted graveyard
  04/05/26
...
Irradiated lake library newt
  04/05/26
...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
electric free-loading telephone organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Dun soul-stirring native
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe
  04/05/26
...
nighttime chapel
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Irradiated lake library newt

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: topaz garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Irradiated lake library newt

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy exhilarant orchestra pit mother

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: learning disabled whorehouse

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Tripping range

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Tripping range

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Irradiated lake library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Flickering trip preventive strike

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: topaz garrison

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: vengeful rigor

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: dashing locus wrinkle

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Iridescent jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: poppy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: 180 affirmative action

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: crusty exciting half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: 180 affirmative action

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: henna plaza ceo

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bright Racy Genital Piercing

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Spruce bbw azn

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: nighttime chapel

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: henna plaza ceo

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Spruce bbw azn

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: nighttime chapel

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Iridescent jap

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Irradiated lake library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: alcoholic adventurous pit fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: nighttime chapel

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: marvelous mewling abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: marvelous mewling abode

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Khaki turdskin haunted graveyard

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Irradiated lake library newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: electric free-loading telephone organic girlfriend

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Dun soul-stirring native

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: sadistic twinkling cruise ship sweet tailpipe

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: nighttime chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49812165)