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Hypo: $1M to not use soap, shampoo, deoderant, etc. for the next 3 years
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Starting now, if you don't use soap, shampoo, deoderant, or similar personal care/hygiene products for the next 3 years, you will get $1M tax free.
Toothpaste and mouthwash are fine to use for their intended purposes.
Washing with water or a cloth is fine.
You can load and run the dishwasher and washing machine as those won't contribute to you getting clean. But, you can't wash dishes or your car by hand, as you'd be touching the soap/soapy water.
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: Cerebral fluffy sex offender mediation Sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739748) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: splenetic razzle location 180
Does it affect your life, like being able to go "out" or thing do or anything? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Cerebral fluffy sex offender mediation Think it would be fine. Just cut my hair short to avoid the greasy look. And avoid activities that make me sweat a lot I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739895) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Sweat wouldn't be that big a deal. Showering with water alone would get you pretty clean. Getting dirt and grime off would be tougher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740685) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Brindle hairraiser kitty cat son of senegal lol, no. hair would get too greasy. skin too dry. have to wash some of my nice dishes, utensils, and tools by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739758) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Why can't you have someone else wash the dishes and tools? Or not use them for a couple years?
Skin get dry sounds like flame. People didn't wash with soap for millions of years. Now you're telling me you need fancy moisturizing soaps and lotions? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Mauve french public bath generalized bond Skin gets dry because you're dehydrated. My skin always gets dry in winter when the humidity drops, so I have to drink more water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739801) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Interesting. I drink tons of water and have never really had a problem with dry skin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739835) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Brindle hairraiser kitty cat son of senegal i have a need to clean up messes i and others in my family make. we have a lot of nice kitchen gear and cook a lot so all that stuff needs to be cleaned. even if i had live-in help, they're not cleaning everything every time.
people have been using oils and fats and other substances for their skin and hair for a very long time. |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Why can't you clean up with a cloth and some water? Where is your wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739841) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:18 PM Author: Brindle hairraiser kitty cat son of senegal because you can't be sanitary that way. wife can do a lot of the dishes but not 100%. especially not for 3 years
i think it's common for guys on the internet to pretend that soap, shampoo, lotions, etc are some new-fangled innovation forced by women on men in the 20th century. and prior to then, men only washed with water after a day of tough manual labor and lived to a ripe old age.
reality is that people have known about the benefits of washing with soap of thousands of years even if they didn't always have it available. and in times when soap and overall hygiene was worse, we died at young age from hygiene related diseases all the time |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Mauve french public bath generalized bond If you're in tech this is nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739793) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Mauve french public bath generalized bond Can I wear nitrile gloves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739797) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Sure, nbd. What do you have in mind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739839) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Mauve french public bath generalized bond Washing my hair with nitrile gloves so I dont touch the soap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739912) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: splenetic razzle location No. You can't use nitrile gloves that way. Get out of here with that nonsense. I thought you meant like could you paint a room or stain our deck with nitrile gloves on, which would be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740307) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Appetizing Chocolate Clown No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Why not? You can still wash with water. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740308) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:34 PM Author: Appetizing Chocolate Clown My balls create a distinct smell that I don't really want following me around all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740573) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:47 PM Author: Mauve french public bath generalized bond why not think about others for once (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740655) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: white parlour you literally have sex with indian men who do this for free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740312) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: bistre concupiscible lettuce toilet seat Does Tommy T get back pay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49739925) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: talented ratface zing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740318) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: cracking dull haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742338) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king sure if i can use hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes.
i already dont use shampoo and barely use soap except for on my hands |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: splenetic razzle location No, why would you be able to use sanitzer and sanitizing wipes?
Are you in? |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:12 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king because they arent soap?
in that case im out at 1 million for 3 years |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:11 PM Author: idiotic puppy Are products like lotion, shaving cream, aftershave, cologne allowed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740481) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Cologne is fine. The others are too close to personal care or hygiene type products. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740689) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: idiotic puppy Fuck it. I'm in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740838) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: mahogany motley temple pisswyrm can you wipe yourself with hand sanitizer in places not intended to be used? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740487) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king op told me no sanitizer even on hands but why would you need it "in places not intended to be used" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740492) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: mahogany motley temple pisswyrm you could use the hand sanitizer on your arms, legs, chest, neck, etc. if you wanted to feel more thoroughly clean during the day. also, if you were worried about infections because you weren't using soap/bodywash to get the grime off your body. It might also neutralize some of the odor on your skin from sweat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740499) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king what's this "grime" that doesnt go away with water and maybe a little scrubbing?
i havent used soap other than on my hands in years, excepting times when i got some grease or something on another body part
shampoo too. dont use it. just conditioner |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Not allowed. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740692) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:15 PM Author: Aqua deer antler I want to know what use a man who can stand to go three years without bathing has for a million dollars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740491) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: splenetic razzle location You can bathe with water and a cloth all you want. Just no soap and other stuff like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740693) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: ultramarine hospital Lol deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740498) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:26 PM Author: Insane Step-uncle's House Just get in pool or ocean when you can
Easy yes hypo I basically already do this for the $300k a year |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king do you wash your hands? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740579) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Insane Step-uncle's House Yeah every morning with some Jew prayer but just water
JFL at goyim itt getting BIGSOAP fucked and stripping away the natural flora and protective layers on their skin everytime they touch a handle |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:41 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king yeah its stupid to be a germophobe like that but lol at that being a goy trait.
also i like washing with soap after wiping my ass at least |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Insane Step-uncle's House Bidet + psyllium husk = problem solved and $1 mill richer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740629) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:44 PM Author: nubile kitty philosopher-king you leave your ass wet? i guess you could blow dry your asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740642) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:45 PM Author: Insane Step-uncle's House Hypo says TP tp is fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740647) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: glassy massive area associate Not enough money. $2m and I probably say yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740587) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: clear hateful ticket booth cumskin I think I could do it. Water is really like 90 % of the cleaning in all instances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740690) |
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Date: March 13th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: splenetic razzle location Absolutely cr. Plus a cloth gets you most of the rest of the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49740697) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Impertinent tanning salon so be an average indian except for the money part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742262) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: greedy trailer park regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742265) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 12:17 PM Author: Trip Mentally Impaired Famous Landscape Painting I would just swim in a pool a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49742536) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Impertinent tanning salon what if Ganges only swimming hole available? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845098&forum_id=2)#49743173) |