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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school
  04/05/26
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Razzle drab digit ratio internal respiration
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Bateful kitty cat
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Slate Arousing Theatre Azn
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Slate Arousing Theatre Azn
  04/05/26
...
lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
hideous dilemma sex offender
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Razzle drab digit ratio internal respiration
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Exciting range hairy legs
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Cocky Yellow Station Corn Cake
  04/05/26
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aquamarine pit wrinkle
  04/05/26
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pearly vibrant parlor
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
talented talking tank
  04/05/26
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odious gas station
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
talented talking tank
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
amethyst dashing theater
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
bonkers piazza puppy
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
narrow-minded cordovan associate
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Bbw
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Maroon greedy new version ladyboy
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
bonkers piazza puppy
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Bbw
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Maroon greedy new version ladyboy
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
aquamarine pit wrinkle
  04/05/26
...
lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school
  04/05/26
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Appetizing dopamine church
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
amethyst dashing theater
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Maroon greedy new version ladyboy
  04/05/26
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Gaped juggernaut
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Gaped juggernaut
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Offensive crotch black woman
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
crawly dun market
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Underhanded soggy public bath
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
amethyst dashing theater
  04/05/26
...
Maroon greedy new version ladyboy
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Razzle drab digit ratio internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Bateful kitty cat

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Slate Arousing Theatre Azn

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Slate Arousing Theatre Azn

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: hideous dilemma sex offender

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Razzle drab digit ratio internal respiration

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Exciting range hairy legs

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Cocky Yellow Station Corn Cake

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: aquamarine pit wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: pearly vibrant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: talented talking tank

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: odious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: talented talking tank

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: amethyst dashing theater

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: bonkers piazza puppy

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded cordovan associate

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Bbw

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Maroon greedy new version ladyboy

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: bonkers piazza puppy

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Pocket Flask Bbw

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Maroon greedy new version ladyboy

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aquamarine pit wrinkle

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: lascivious abusive sweet tailpipe school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Appetizing dopamine church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: amethyst dashing theater

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon greedy new version ladyboy

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Gaped juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Gaped juggernaut

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Offensive crotch black woman

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: crawly dun market

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Underhanded soggy public bath

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: amethyst dashing theater

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon greedy new version ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2)#49812165)