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I just turned 42, what should I do for my girlfriend's 25th birhday

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my...
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  06/15/26
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Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/15/26
Ask her why she's a gold digging whore. Ask her to babysit ...
vigorous library
  06/15/26
My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anyt...
Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/15/26
does she pick the movies or do you
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  06/15/26
We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each ot...
Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/15/26
No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it fo...
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  06/15/26
Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still ...
Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/15/26
How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?
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  06/15/26
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  06/16/26
wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good
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  06/15/26
Criminally underappreciated, 180 post
Lake Ceo Business Firm
  06/16/26
Very sad thread.
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  06/15/26
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topaz out-of-control stage antidepressant drug
  06/15/26
do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wi...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
  06/15/26
She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked lik...
Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/15/26
You are repulsive.
vigorous library
  06/15/26
happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highl...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
  06/15/26
What an absolutely psychotic thing to say
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what, this? -- Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: cali...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
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  06/16/26
say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish
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  06/16/26
lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level
Mind-boggling pearly theatre
  06/16/26
I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all t...
awkward nowag
  06/16/26
paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. pr...
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  06/16/26
nitrous
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  06/15/26
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awkward nowag
  06/16/26
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  06/16/26
How often do you get your kids?
Curious Roommate
  06/16/26
50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives ...
Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker
  06/16/26
kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck yo...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
  06/16/26
180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.
Curious Roommate
  06/16/26
...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
  06/16/26
How much money did she settle for
awkward nowag
  06/16/26
That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it ...
Lake Ceo Business Firm
  06/16/26
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Ivory hall fat ankles
  06/16/26
i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the ...
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  06/16/26
I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes acros...
grizzly multi-colored corner gaping
  06/16/26
he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????
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  06/16/26
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  06/16/26
His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flam...
Ivory hall fat ankles
  06/16/26
Unbelievable thread.
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  06/16/26
Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.
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  06/16/26
trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds
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  06/16/26
buy some of disco fries' old coins for her
excitant digit ratio chapel
  06/16/26
I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25
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  06/16/26
You should date CSLG and he will treat you
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  06/17/26
Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC
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  06/16/26


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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

For my birthday, I went camping at Leo Carrillo with her, my kids, and our 90lb rottweiler. Was super fun. She made us food, played with my kids, and we all hiked/went to the beach. For example, one day she made us eggs, bacon and pancakes for breakfast, and carne asada tacos for dinner. We just ate pbj for lunch.

I'm not sure what to do for her birthday. I'm thinking airbnb in big bear with her and the dog for a night. It's only a 2 hour drive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941106)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Swollen Whorehouse

tattoo removal seems like the cr gift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941850)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Hideous Bawdyhouse Sound Barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942492)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: awkward nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942495)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: topaz out-of-control stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942522)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Aqua son of senegal pit



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: crimson bbw



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: House-broken laughsome private investor parlour



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: vigorous library

Put some extra air in her so she doesn't deflate when you needle dick her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941111)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

She loves my average penis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941116)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: vigorous library

Ask her why she's a gold digging whore.

Ask her to babysit your kids since mom and dad are only interested in themselves.

Pay the bull extra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941124)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

My girlfriend doesn't care about money. I don't buy her anything and she mostly supports herself. I just pay for a trip sometimes and when we do an occasional dinner. She mostly cooks for me and we stay in and watch movies, have sex, scuba dive, camp, walk the dog, go on drives, go to the beach, and hike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941133)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: boyish doctorate voyeur

does she pick the movies or do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941136)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

We have similar taste. We usually switch off showing each other movies or we pick whatever horror/thriller is new. The last few movies we watched were Annabel Creation, The Crow (new), Don't Breach, and Hush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941148)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Ivory hall fat ankles

No one believes this, surely you don't think she is in it for anything else. You're hideous and have put your rancid personality and sociopathic core on display on XO. You have no redeeming features aside from money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941138)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

Well she has been with me for a long time now and she still pays all her own bills, so I'm not sure what she is getting out of it besides this handsome guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941155)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Ivory hall fat ankles

How much are you paying the handsome guy to fuck her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941157)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942439)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

wait wtf you have a Black King? this thread just got good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941174)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Lake Ceo Business Firm

Criminally underappreciated, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942248)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged french national security agency wrinkle

Very sad thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941119)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: topaz out-of-control stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941141)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

do your kids still call her their favorite mom? does your wife (or ex-wife?) know that? is she dating someone new yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941125)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941135)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: vigorous library

You are repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941146)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

happy for her, it's probably dope to be dating someone highly intelligent. we should all be so lucky. is he a younger dude?

does she lurk on xo? what would happen if she saw the sentence "My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941147)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Ivory hall fat ankles

What an absolutely psychotic thing to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941149)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

what, this?

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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:45 PM

Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

She has a new BF. He is a pro chess player who is ranked like 250 in the US. My daughter would throw my ex-wife under a bus for my girlfriend.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2#49941135

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941168)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: crimson bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942424)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: racy up-to-no-good death wish

say you’re jewish without saying you’re jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942275)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling pearly theatre

lol you can't make a living playing chess at that level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942804)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: awkward nowag

I think his ex wife has plenty of money. They can play all the chess they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942814)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: learning disabled lettuce

paralegal daniel is top 100 in the world in hearthstone. prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942819)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Geriatric Blathering Base Volcanic Crater

nitrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941153)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

That's really bad for you. I would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941158)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Geriatric Blathering Base Volcanic Crater

pussy

wtf is even the point of fucking 20yo pussy as a senile old man and abandoning ur kids if ur not gonna do poppers like steve-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941166)



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Date: June 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Hairraiser Messiness

2cb/2ci

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941172)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: awkward nowag

Welcome back gunneratttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941686)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Impertinent place of business box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941856)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:25 AM
Author: Curious Roommate

How often do you get your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49941853)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Glassy Concupiscible Home Candlestick Maker

50/50 but I end up with more than that b/c my ex-wife gives up time with them so she can travel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942179)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

kinda like how you gave up time with them and her to fuck your client/witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942186)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Curious Roommate

180. Sounds like you are both living your best life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942188)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942189)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: awkward nowag

How much money did she settle for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942419)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Lake Ceo Business Firm

That's a genuinely big day for her, but you want to play it cool while making her feel special. A diamond ring worth about 60 months' salary is about right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942247)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Ivory hall fat ankles

This thread is so ghoulishly jewish that i’m not even sure if it’s real cslg fully dropping the mask or a parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942437)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating Transparent Shitlib Twinkling Uncleanness

i'm starting to think he's trolling us. i'm pretty sure the line in the initial thread about his daughter saying his gf is her new mommy now or whatever was flaem

i reacted earnestly to it if you ready the subthread wasteland i started in that thread. embarrassing for me

also, there is no possible way CSLG or anyone could believe the girl he's been poasting pics of is .... nvm not even worth saying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942449)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

I don't know if he's capable of flame, I know it comes across that way but he's Actually Like That

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942455)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Titillating Transparent Shitlib Twinkling Uncleanness

he truly thinks that girl he's been posting is....????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942471)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: grizzly multi-colored corner gaping

thin + young = hot, who cares about the tattoos or face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942478)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Ivory hall fat ankles

His lengthy posting career shows us he isn't capable of flame or humor. All he can do is post shameless self promotion. It seems he was trying to mimic humans for a while but now he is going to stop pretending and go full kike. This is really who this sociopathic ratface is inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943135)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: obsidian milk puppy

Unbelievable thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942440)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Abusive internal respiration area

Take her to Chuck E Cheese’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942441)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating filthpig

trade her in for two 12 1/2 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942442)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: excitant digit ratio chapel

buy some of disco fries' old coins for her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942445)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: topaz out-of-control stage antidepressant drug

I haven't done anything for my birthday since turning 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942541)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: crimson bbw

You should date CSLG and he will treat you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49943765)



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Date: June 16th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: passionate dead half-breed principal's office

Get her a black bull with 12 in BBC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5874561&forum_id=2)#49942837)