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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
misanthropic domesticated site faggotry
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/14/22
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Green Learning Disabled Nursing Home
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
flickering onyx community account
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/14/22
...
flickering onyx community account
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Sienna Bateful Personal Credit Line House
  04/14/22
...
shimmering talented box office internal respiration
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
rusted boyish church building
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/28/22
...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  07/04/23
...
shimmering talented box office internal respiration
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Violet provocative newt juggernaut
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Flesh chapel
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/27/24
?
Flesh chapel
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Flesh chapel
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Flesh chapel
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
magical toaster
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Flesh chapel
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
magical toaster
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
dashing angry step-uncle's house
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
buff base
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
ocher vigorous school cafeteria therapy
  04/24/26
...
Cobalt internet-worthy stag film
  04/27/24
180
passionate ruby tanning salon
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
rusted boyish church building
  04/27/24
Honk honk
passionate ruby tanning salon
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
magical toaster
  04/27/24
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fragrant tattoo liquid oxygen
  04/27/24
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Cobalt internet-worthy stag film
  10/08/24
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hairraiser blood rage dog poop
  10/08/24
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comical nowag keepsake machete
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Disrespectful Concupiscible Stead
  06/06/24
...
olive pea-brained rehab milk
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
slimy brethren
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
hairless immigrant fortuitous meteor
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
slimy brethren
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
hairless immigrant fortuitous meteor
  06/06/24
...
Avocado judgmental gas station jap
  04/24/26
...
hairraiser blood rage dog poop
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  09/14/25
...
Bright bat shit crazy locus cuck
  03/31/26
flame?
Navy Curious Locale Mood
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
mischievous flushed pisswyrm
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
hilarious crystalline jewess
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
contagious blue trump supporter philosopher-king
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
hilarious crystalline jewess
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
poppy ape deer antler
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
...
potluck
  07/23/26
...
Avocado judgmental gas station jap
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: misanthropic domesticated site faggotry

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Green Learning Disabled Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: flickering onyx community account

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: flickering onyx community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Sienna Bateful Personal Credit Line House

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: shimmering talented box office internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: rusted boyish church building

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: shimmering talented box office internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Violet provocative newt juggernaut

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Flesh chapel

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Flesh chapel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Flesh chapel

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Flesh chapel

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: magical toaster

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Flesh chapel

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: magical toaster

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: dashing angry step-uncle's house

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: buff base

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: ocher vigorous school cafeteria therapy

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Cobalt internet-worthy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: passionate ruby tanning salon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: rusted boyish church building

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: passionate ruby tanning salon

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: magical toaster

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: fragrant tattoo liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Cobalt internet-worthy stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: hairraiser blood rage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: comical nowag keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful Concupiscible Stead

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: olive pea-brained rehab milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: slimy brethren

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: hairless immigrant fortuitous meteor

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: slimy brethren

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: hairless immigrant fortuitous meteor

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Avocado judgmental gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: hairraiser blood rage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Bright bat shit crazy locus cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Navy Curious Locale Mood

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: mischievous flushed pisswyrm

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: hilarious crystalline jewess

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: contagious blue trump supporter philosopher-king

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: hilarious crystalline jewess

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: poppy ape deer antler

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Avocado judgmental gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50021007)