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Americans are dumb: A 21-14 NFL game is the same as a 3-2 soccer match
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Date: June 28th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt But Americans complain endlessly about how low-scoring soccer is, lmao at these dumb proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967075) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: thriller step-uncle's house Average NFL game had 5.2 TDs and 3.6 field goals in 2025 - so about 9 scores
Average premier league has 2.75 scores - so NFL has 3x as much scoring.
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Razzle home hairy legs "field goals" are not exciting at all, not fair to include them. tds to goals is a reasonable comparison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967107) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:22 PM Author: thriller step-uncle's house Wrong.
The reasons field goals are relevant is because there were exciting plays before it that then are given meaning by the field goal.
Maybe there was a spectacular punt return, a 35 year old deep bomb, a running back breaking 4 tackles. You might not get the full 7 points, but you get something for those efforts. Contrast that with soccer, where even though i don't think the play is that exciting, if you are arguing that there are these amazing non-goal plays - almost none of them actually matter.
To that point, there's nothing inherently intersting about a TD or a goal either. Half of all TDs are like the least interesting play on the drive.
And half or more of soccer goals aren't that interesting - its just random bounces. You can't even see who kicked it half the time as a viewer. It's a huge negative IMO that the strategy of "the beautiful game" seems to be "let's kick the ball at someone's head and maybe it will bounce funny and go in". It's just not as strategic as a QB trying to purposefully float a ball into a 1 foot opening in the back of the end zone. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Razzle home hairy legs you seem to know nothing about soccer. almost every goal is exciting, moreso than most TDs, and "kick the ball at someones head at hope it will bounce funny" is not a strategy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967292) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: Heady Brindle Area Brethren good point. now that i think about it, watching grown men try to “kick” a ball into some defined space at the end of a field while other grown men attempt to “block” that kick is actually pretty boring. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49968954) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt 5 whole TDs per game -- so 3-2 like I said in my OP? Gotcha thanks for the math (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967108) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: buck-toothed canary library fortuitous meteor If there were 5 goals in the median soccer match it would obviously be way more entertaining. Watching 75+ minutes of one team parking the bus is awful entertainment. The other key difference is that a football team can play it safe with a three yards in a cloud of dust offense and end up punting 8 times, and fans will complain about a team like that being boring, but most teams that do that will also pummel the opposing teams QB and have DBs that annihilate any receiver over the middle, so you usually get to watch insanely violent collisions involving 6’2” 220-250 lb dudes who run sub-4.5 40s and can bench 225 25+ times. Watching freakish athletes like that try to run into each other as violently as possible is objectively far more entertaining than 90+% of soccer matches with 3 or fewer goals, and that’s the most boring version of football. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967210) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: cobalt insane chapel dog poop oh wow, field goals. Let me buy another 6 buds lite and watch the SUNDAY NIGHT GAME in 3 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967114) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Razzle home hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967293) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: curious ivory senate faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967445) |
Date: June 28th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot You are ugly, brown, and smell like literal shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967078) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: Burgundy Reading Party You're fake and gay, even if you were right, at least I get to watch niggers nearly kill each other in the time between scoring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967088) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Rambunctious Gaping This. Watching faggy soccer queers tiptoe around sucks Arab asshole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967298) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: Blue Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Telephone wow great bait man i can't think of a single difference between the NFL scoring system and the soccer scoring system yeah they're totally the same this was really insightful thanks again for sharing it with us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967092) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt You're welcome man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967111) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot Imagine prime Kam Chancellor hitting Cristiano Ronaldo coming over the middle I think his body would break in half and his spine would be visible & blood everywhere and poop and stuff too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967102) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt Americans would be clapping like seals if soccer just raised each goal to an arbitrary number like...idk, 7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967113) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: electric piazza People are not typically complaining about a 3-2 soccer match dude.
If nfl games routinely ended 0-0 with no real TD threats and maybe just a pair of missed FGs on each side, yes ppl would say that sucks ass. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967121) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt Sure but there is plenty of boring bullshit in the NFL and nothing--nothing--is as exciting as a penalty shootout. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967137) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:01 PM Author: electric piazza I have one foot in both worlds as both a soccermo and someone who likes ppl who say soccer is for eurofags.
KFTPM is probably the worst tiebreaker in all of sports, and is indirectly largely responsible for the persistence of ties in soccer. It is "exciting" at the expense of every other thing you'd hope for in a tiebreaker, like fairness, reproducibility, rewarding the same skills that matter in the rest of the game (while trying to shake out an actual result), etc. I guess I'll add "it'll get you a result" to "exciting," but bear in mind that's true of a coin toss. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt It's a tacit admission that at the highest levels of competition it's often luck that determines the champion. I'd rather have a penalty shootout than, say, a key star going down in a game 7 of a tightly contested series which unfairly rewards the opponent a championship and the extenuating circumstance is lost to asterisks and history books. Because goals in soccer are hard to score there is more overall fairness. That's just my opinion my brother, I hope you are having a blessed day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967485) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: buck-toothed canary library fortuitous meteor Soccer OTs are much better than NFL OTs, but CFB OTs are extremely entertaining. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967213) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: Startling Garnet Persian Deer Antler Penalty shootouts are literally the most boring part of soccer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969129) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:25 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt There's always one of these faggots. Really, the biggest reason soccer isn't popular in America is because soccer fans are insufferable tools 99% of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969136) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:28 PM Author: Razzle home hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969145) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:28 PM Author: balding vibrant mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967222) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:13 PM Author: provocative background story theatre 3-2 is a high score in soccer imho.
also Nothing Happens in soccer when they're not scoring |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot People go absolutely batshit nuts when a soccer game finishes 4-3. Like its an instant classic and remembered forever. There is an old Newcastle - Liverpool match from the 90s that is said to be the best of all time it even has its own wiki page lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpool_F.C._4%E2%80%933_Newcastle_United_F.C._(1996) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967126) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:16 PM Author: Blue Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Telephone In October 2011, in order to raise funds for several charities, including the NSPCC and Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, both clubs staged an re-enactment of the 3 April 1996 match.[34] The match was staged at Kingston Park, the home of Newcastle Falcons; many ex-Liverpool and Newcastle United players, such as Jason McAteer, Alan Shearer, Philippe Albert and Bruce Grobbelaar, participated.[34] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967130) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Burgundy Reading Party LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967132) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:19 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot Utterly raped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967136) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: thriller step-uncle's house Another relevant stat - approximately 35% of Premier League games end up with one or both teams scoring 0 goals.
In the NFL, shutouts are 2.5%.
So in soccer you are 15X more likely to tune in and not see your team score once. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Blue Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse Telephone there are so many substantial differences between NFL and soccer scoring and the multi-order consequences stemming from them
even a retarded nigger could name tons of them. literally, an actually mentally retarded black NFL fan would have no problem having a coherent conversation for like 10 minutes about this topic, and he would be able to make real substantive points |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt LMAO mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967173) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: Stimulating umber main people you’re a brown, stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967183) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt You walk with poop around your butthole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967186) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:21 PM Author: Stimulating umber main people unlikely, but it’s on point for a terrorist and/or rape gang cheerleader like you to be interested in male anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967214) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967225) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt You had to marry an Asian because your women are whores who aren’t raised right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967351) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 4:40 PM Author: Stimulating umber main people go back to pakistan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967418) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt You're such a pathetic man that the Jew runs your country. Why is that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967473) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:29 PM Author: balding vibrant mother Soccer is just boring as shit. Football is simply a better more exciting more intricate game with explosive plays and big moments.
Maybe if they tripled the net length it would be more interesting idk but the soccer “plays” with three guys passing it or whatever are nothing in comparison to football plays which require the effort of the entire team |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: Odious karate voyeur OP HAS TO GO BACK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967228) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: curious ivory senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967451) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt (A literal Jew) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967486) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Odious karate voyeur all 4 of my grandparents were born in the US, you brownoid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967488) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:47 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt America First or Israel First? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967491) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt DBG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967511) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967553) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt DBG pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49968125) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt Please respond, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969026) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy 180 Sweet Tailpipe this is stupid. fans absolutely complain about nfl games with lots of long, pointless, meandering drives and constant turnovers, which is every soccer game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967252) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: Outnumbered titillating people who are hurt The NFL completely dwarfs the Premier League in U.S. viewership, with American football games drawing 10 to 40 times the audience of the most-watched soccer matches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967487) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: razzle-dazzle mewling foreskin mood 40-50 times bigger, actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969924) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: autistic hall factory reset button soccer? I hardly nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49967309) |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: yellow sandwich They could make every regular soccer goal count for 6 points, and then have an extra-point penalty kick after every regular goal that counts for 1 to cut down on ties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49968154) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:55 AM Author: slimy primrose principal's office 21-14 is considered low scoring. 3-2 soccer is very high scoring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49968570) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Startling Garnet Persian Deer Antler I could hardly think of a bigger difference between sports supposedly 1 scoring play apart. Possessions are different. Scoring choices are different (point after vs 2pt conversion).
The best part of soccer was that it was a calm and enjoyable sport you could watch for 45 minutes at a time without any commercials, but now there are commercials. |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: slimy primrose principal's office btw I won $40 off my 7 year old yesterday in the South Africa vs. Canada match where both teams looked like they were farmed from the same Congo village. I took Canada for first goal and overall win $20 each. I fell asleep watching it but the score wound up being 1-0. Riveting match. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969231) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 7:42 PM Author: shimmering circlehead idiot A,ericans are dumb Germany vs Paraguay would have been a 7-7 classic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878013&forum_id=2)#49969886) |