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Borderline catfishing a girl but I'm really falling in love. Need advice
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:46 AM Author: Curious disturbing menage I made a fake tinder account with a picture of a great looking guy. I did my homework before hand and bought a burner phone and made sure I had thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes.
I made him perfect. 6'4, handsome, former athlete now I Banker with an inheritance.
I matched with this gorgeous 180 chick who is funny, great job and a complete subjective 10. Weve been texting for a month and talking on the phone. We exchange pictures and talk for hours. I used the excuse that I can't meet up until August because I'm away in Europe but I want to come back before she goes back to college and meet up. She's a Sr and we're planning on getting married.
I'm an idiot because I'm nothing that this guy is. I'm fat, bald, 26 yet look 50 thanks to my shitty weight genetics. George Constanza looks like George Clooney compared to me. I'm a lawyer in a quarter million debt working for a NYC shyster making $40k a year. I'm short and legitimately ugly.
Should I even meet this girl? I set the meet up date so far out because I figured I would work on self improvement and be like that guy but I can't look like him by August. Should I meet up with her and tell her the truth but convince her that I *am* that guy who talked to her on the phone for all those hours. |
Date: July 16th, 2016 10:47 AM Author: Yapping nighttime temple travel guidebook get in touch with the guy whose photos you used, explain the situation, offer him the girl for $5,000. if he takes it, great. if not, walk away from the whole thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943615) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:21 PM Author: Scarlet pit You are a genius (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944506) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: twisted vengeful crackhouse therapy hopefully flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943618) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:50 AM Author: Curious disturbing menage What would you do? You seem like the king of online dating apps. I'm really interested in this girl and it kills me everyday that I wake up to her texts. I'm stressed as fuck and forgoing actual opportunities because I want to make this work. She also claims to have dated tinder bc she wants me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943630) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:55 AM Author: twisted vengeful crackhouse therapy Why would you set up a fake profile. I used dating apps for short term PnD situations where you meet the girl that day or within 1-2. I don't see how you think this will end well for you. If you meet up it's going to be a disaster because you're not the guy in your pictures and have been wasting her time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943645) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: Curious disturbing menage I'm the guy on the phone though. I'm the guy who set up the profile, sent her flowers, sent her sweet comments all day, got her over her ex, got her to cancel her tinder subscription. I know to dufus looking guys like you, it's about family money. But some girls care about personality. There are tons of good looking guys on tinder but I won this girl over with my sweetness. They didn't and that's why I think this can work. I'm worried about my appearance though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943665) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: twisted vengeful crackhouse therapy Reeled me in again johnsy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943688) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: cocky cheese-eating church headpube lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943691) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Pungent Razzmatazz Institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943827) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:56 AM Author: Cerebral out-of-control marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944020) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:58 AM Author: Mind-boggling Fuchsia Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944031) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:02 PM Author: Cobalt Beady-eyed Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944055) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:04 PM Author: contagious swollen shrine place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944065) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31227979) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:17 AM Author: boyish free-loading hell people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457712) |
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Date: October 24th, 2017 7:11 AM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#34515809) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:01 PM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#39374470) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Floppy Telephone FUCKING ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457536) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2017 2:09 PM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#33625757) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:48 AM Author: walnut deer antler cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943624) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: fear-inspiring garrison filthpig first of all, ty Johnsmeyer
second of all, she's falling in love too and she's going to look past your looks. Meet up asap. |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:08 AM Author: Glassy Deranged Indian Lodge Organic Girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943697) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:56 AM Author: Electric theater stage digit ratio did this one time to a girl in a wheelchair and pretended i was in a wheelchair. she was really hot and i legit fell in love and she was in love with me. when i told her i wasn't actually handicapped she took it really well because i told her how i felt and she thought it would make our love easier with one person who could drive and run errands etc. after a while she revealed her leg paralysis wasn't from a car accident as she'd previously claimed but from a disease that affects her nervous system and would eventually spread to her vital organs. we spent our last weeks together in the hospital as she slowly lost consciousness. i was never able to properly say goodbye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943652) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:06 AM Author: Ultramarine naked plaza pistol Uh... flame? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943690) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: Electric theater stage digit ratio no this was one of my first loves in college. she legit had a car with a joystick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943695) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:57 AM Author: aphrodisiac principal's office This flame by Johnsmeyer isn't as inspired as the rich kid complaining his parents didn't give him enough flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943656) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:58 AM Author: Mint mentally impaired wagecucks volcanic crater going to the well too often after the terrific "6-year-old nephew as cell phone background" flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943661) |
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Date: August 20th, 2016 9:40 AM Author: Passionate clear clown Wtf please link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31228144) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:39 AM Author: Nudist market preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457772) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 10:59 AM Author: walnut deer antler cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943663) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:46 AM Author: Heady Opaque Location http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3274752&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014461) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: cocky cheese-eating church headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943670) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:02 AM Author: Electric theater stage digit ratio how do you guys always know who it is. i get fooled every time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943677) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: walnut deer antler cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943685) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:05 AM Author: Electric theater stage digit ratio oh. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943687) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:13 AM Author: Mint mentally impaired wagecucks volcanic crater Frequent references to height and recent board topics (e.g., inheritance) are two clues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943736) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:16 AM Author: fear-inspiring garrison filthpig Also theres always a throwaway line halfway down the post that makes you LOL when re-reading. For the Staten Island Brunch it was the dad bods, mmmm mmm mmmmm. Here, it's the "We're planning on getting married" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943758) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:55 PM Author: Glassy Deranged Indian Lodge Organic Girlfriend also "I can't look like him by August" when they presumably have different heights. implication being he could become taller if he only had more time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944337) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:05 PM Author: fear-inspiring garrison filthpig ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944405) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:47 AM Author: Heady Opaque Location lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014462) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:10 AM Author: razzle brunch reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457693) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:26 AM Author: razzle brunch reading party he's only "borderline" cat fishing her, but "did [his] homework" so he has burner phones and "thousands of pictures of the guy for texting purposes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457734) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: chocolate soul-stirring laser beams link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944108) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:01 AM Author: Rambunctious area circlehead Borderline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943673) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:04 AM Author: Black Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943683) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 11:10 AM Author: Curious disturbing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30943713) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: zombie-like bawdyhouse internal respiration LJL this is so sad yet I sympathize with the pain of having this hot young 10 text you and tell you she wants you yet it's not really you she wants. Very painful bro - but psychologically you get to pretend just a little that it's you she wants and you get to feel for just a few moments how the life of CHAD would be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944502) |
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Date: July 16th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: dark rough-skinned patrolman liquid oxygen Certified female poster here. Walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#30944532) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 6:29 AM Author: Scarlet pit Go for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014332) |
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Date: July 24th, 2016 8:51 AM Author: Odious Henna School Twist: Chick on the other side is also catfishing you. The plus side is that it's a 5'6" tranny with a cock the size of a spray can. Just lean in and meet up with her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31014472) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:31 AM Author: Floppy Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457538) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 6:24 AM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457533) |
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Date: September 21st, 2016 8:15 AM Author: Crimson irradiated main people parlor Does Dutchess know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#31457707) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:31 PM Author: Scarlet pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#36471827) |
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Date: July 21st, 2018 4:53 PM Author: beta senate roommate (extraordinarily unhinged person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#36471918) |
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:10 PM Author: fear-inspiring garrison filthpig this remains one of my favorite Juansmayor threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#36810936) |
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Date: January 5th, 2019 11:16 AM Author: fear-inspiring garrison filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#37531969) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2020 11:05 PM Author: Black Depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#39374481) |
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Date: January 12th, 2020 4:46 PM Author: Curious disturbing menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#39419697) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:00 PM Author: Scarlet pit Bumping this classic Johnsmeyer thread for his 180 tweet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#43645176) |
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Date: December 20th, 2021 5:01 PM Author: Curious disturbing menage Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3287865&forum_id=2)#43645189) |
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