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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Razzle flesh multi-billionaire locus
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
fiercely-loyal pea-brained liquid oxygen fortuitous meteor
  04/18/25
Cr.
Puce athletic conference
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Mind-boggling dragon
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
lemon bespoke brunch
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Territorial Property Half-breed
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
big charcoal locale fat ankles
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
supple zombie-like native indirect expression
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
supple zombie-like native indirect expression
  04/18/25
...
marvelous lodge
  04/18/25
...
Disgusting Frum Trailer Park Partner
  08/17/26
...
Adulterous Milk
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
fuchsia stage faggotry
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
marvelous lodge
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
spectacular resort
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
marvelous lodge
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Drab organic girlfriend circlehead
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
marvelous lodge
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Drab organic girlfriend circlehead
  04/18/25
...
zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky
  08/17/26
...
zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Autistic Elastic Band
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Autistic Elastic Band
  04/18/25
...
Slippery base
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Smoky school antidepressant drug
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
mint motley church private investor
  04/18/25
...
Adulterous Milk
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
rambunctious honey-headed dilemma hissy fit
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Drab organic girlfriend circlehead
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
mint motley church private investor
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
mint motley church private investor
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
mint motley church private investor
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
fiercely-loyal pea-brained liquid oxygen fortuitous meteor
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
mint motley church private investor
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
...
zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
supple zombie-like native indirect expression
  08/17/26
ur dumb
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
supple zombie-like native indirect expression
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
supple zombie-like native indirect expression
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
impressive carnelian mexican
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
impressive carnelian mexican
  08/17/26
...
violent irate office jew
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Autistic Elastic Band
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Autistic Elastic Band
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Mind-boggling dragon
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
mint motley church private investor
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Razzle flesh multi-billionaire locus

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal pea-brained liquid oxygen fortuitous meteor

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Puce athletic conference

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: lemon bespoke brunch

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Territorial Property Half-breed

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: big charcoal locale fat ankles

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: supple zombie-like native indirect expression

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: supple zombie-like native indirect expression

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: marvelous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Disgusting Frum Trailer Park Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: fuchsia stage faggotry

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular resort

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Drab organic girlfriend circlehead

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: marvelous lodge

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drab organic girlfriend circlehead

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Autistic Elastic Band

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Autistic Elastic Band

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Slippery base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Smoky school antidepressant drug

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Adulterous Milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: rambunctious honey-headed dilemma hissy fit

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Drab organic girlfriend circlehead

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal pea-brained liquid oxygen fortuitous meteor

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: zippy chartreuse mad-dog skullcap becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: supple zombie-like native indirect expression

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: supple zombie-like native indirect expression

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: supple zombie-like native indirect expression

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: impressive carnelian mexican

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: mint motley church private investor

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: impressive carnelian mexican

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: violent irate office jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Autistic Elastic Band

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Autistic Elastic Band

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling dragon

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: mint motley church private investor

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146047)