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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
Aggressive filthpig
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Vigorous base degenerate
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
Aggressive filthpig
  06/01/26
120...
Vigorous base degenerate
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
high-end theater stage
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
Aggressive filthpig
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
high-end theater stage
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
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  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
Aggressive filthpig
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
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  06/04/26
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razzle theater associate
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
big clear state
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
Translucent useless national security agency
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
Aggressive filthpig
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
Translucent useless national security agency
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
sexy amber shitlib
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
sexy amber shitlib
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
Translucent useless national security agency
  06/01/26
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  06/02/26
you maed it
Bipolar senate
  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Sinister impertinent gay wizard jewess
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
Brindle cowardly incel national
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
charcoal native dragon
  06/01/26
what job did you have
Nofapping Buck-toothed Stead
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
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  06/01/26
...
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  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Judgmental casino boltzmann
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Judgmental casino boltzmann
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
Aggressive filthpig
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
Ivory range death wish
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
stimulating wrinkle
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
Translucent useless national security agency
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
stimulating wrinkle
  06/01/26
...
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  06/03/26
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exciting dingle berry
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
Brindle cowardly incel national
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
Aggressive filthpig
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
Brindle cowardly incel national
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
Aggressive filthpig
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
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razzle theater associate
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
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  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
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  06/03/26
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Vigorous base degenerate
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
Aggressive filthpig
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
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  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
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  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Vigorous base degenerate

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Vigorous base degenerate

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: high-end theater stage

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: high-end theater stage

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Very tactful cocky parlor personal credit line

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Very tactful cocky parlor personal credit line

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: aquamarine knife travel guidebook

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: sexy amber shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Bossy bat shit crazy famous landscape painting milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: razzle theater associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: big clear state

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Translucent useless national security agency

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Translucent useless national security agency

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: sexy amber shitlib

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: sexy amber shitlib

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Translucent useless national security agency

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: zombie-like tanning salon voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Bipolar senate

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Sinister impertinent gay wizard jewess

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Brindle cowardly incel national

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: charcoal native dragon

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Nofapping Buck-toothed Stead

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Flatulent Razzle-dazzle Boistinker Garrison

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: aromatic copper sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Judgmental casino boltzmann

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Judgmental casino boltzmann

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Ivory range death wish

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Translucent useless national security agency

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: stimulating wrinkle

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Very tactful cocky parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912928)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: exciting dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911034)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: Brindle cowardly incel national

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Brindle cowardly incel national

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Unhinged Sadistic Fanboi Feces

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: pungent sable mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: sexy amber shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Very tactful cocky parlor personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Brindle cowardly incel national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: razzle theater associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Submissive toaster

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vibrant chartreuse heaven lettuce

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: painfully honest indian lodge cumskin

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: pungent sable mexican

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: painfully honest indian lodge cumskin



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Very tactful cocky parlor personal credit line



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Brindle cowardly incel national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49913420)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Misunderstood Step-uncle's House



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Vigorous base degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49914422)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Aggressive filthpig

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: honey-headed splenetic background story

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: painfully honest indian lodge cumskin

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2)#49912932)