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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Vibrant crystalline ticket booth dopamine
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
diverse amethyst blood rage
  04/18/25
Cr.
exhilarant public bath
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Onyx contagious heaven mental disorder
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Deep Poppy Legend Striped Hyena
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Exciting nubile hospital boistinker
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Medicated Spectacular University
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
fragrant nofapping lay love of her life
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
fragrant nofapping lay love of her life
  04/18/25
...
twinkling odious whorehouse
  04/18/25
...
Mildly autistic fishy queen of the night trailer park
  08/17/26
...
Thriller violent indian lodge roommate
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Navy senate
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
twinkling odious whorehouse
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
rusted stock car multi-billionaire
  04/18/25
jfc goys
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
twinkling odious whorehouse
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Massive principal's office regret
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
twinkling odious whorehouse
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Massive principal's office regret
  04/18/25
...
clear stage
  08/17/26
...
clear stage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Laughsome bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Laughsome bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
...
Tantric Garnet Cruise Ship Feces
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
idiotic theater stage
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/18/25
...
Thriller violent indian lodge roommate
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Maroon electric shrine
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Massive principal's office regret
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
talented faggot firefighter
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
talented faggot firefighter
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
diverse amethyst blood rage
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
talented faggot firefighter
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
...
clear stage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
fragrant nofapping lay love of her life
  08/17/26
ur dumb
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
fragrant nofapping lay love of her life
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
fragrant nofapping lay love of her life
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Galvanic Range Hairy Legs
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Galvanic Range Hairy Legs
  08/17/26
...
Stirring hell
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Laughsome bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Laughsome bawdyhouse
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Onyx contagious heaven mental disorder
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
talented faggot firefighter
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Vibrant crystalline ticket booth dopamine

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: diverse amethyst blood rage

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Onyx contagious heaven mental disorder

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Deep Poppy Legend Striped Hyena

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Exciting nubile hospital boistinker

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Medicated Spectacular University

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fragrant nofapping lay love of her life

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fragrant nofapping lay love of her life

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: twinkling odious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic fishy queen of the night trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Thriller violent indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Navy senate

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: idiotic theater stage

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: idiotic theater stage

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: twinkling odious whorehouse

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: idiotic theater stage

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: idiotic theater stage

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: rusted stock car multi-billionaire

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: idiotic theater stage

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: twinkling odious whorehouse

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Massive principal's office regret

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: twinkling odious whorehouse

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Massive principal's office regret

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: clear stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: clear stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Tantric Garnet Cruise Ship Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: idiotic theater stage

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Thriller violent indian lodge roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Maroon electric shrine

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Massive principal's office regret

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: diverse amethyst blood rage

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: clear stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: fragrant nofapping lay love of her life

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: fragrant nofapping lay love of her life

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: fragrant nofapping lay love of her life

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Range Hairy Legs

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Range Hairy Legs

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Stirring hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Laughsome bawdyhouse

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Onyx contagious heaven mental disorder

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: talented faggot firefighter

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50149087)