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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
Vigorous Turdskin
  06/07/26
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talking mother preventive strike
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Azure Dashing Gay Wizard Dopamine
  06/07/26
mods plz for pete’s sake
startling embarrassed to the bone faggotry digit ratio
  06/07/26
?
Vigorous Turdskin
  06/07/26
I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
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flirting jet crackhouse
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charcoal trust fund
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Sooty senate
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Marvelous Bonkers Old Irish Cottage
  06/07/26
Was he taller than the groom?
Marvelous Bonkers Old Irish Cottage
  06/07/26
Easily a foot taller lol
Vigorous Turdskin
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talking mother preventive strike
  06/07/26
How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
Hairraiser public bath incel
  06/07/26
Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
Vigorous Turdskin
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aquamarine cracking multi-billionaire
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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Turdskin

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: talking mother preventive strike



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Azure Dashing Gay Wizard Dopamine



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: startling embarrassed to the bone faggotry digit ratio

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Turdskin

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: startling embarrassed to the bone faggotry digit ratio

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Turdskin



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: flirting jet crackhouse



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: charcoal trust fund



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Sooty senate



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Bonkers Old Irish Cottage



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Bonkers Old Irish Cottage

Was he taller than the groom?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Vigorous Turdskin

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: talking mother preventive strike



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser public bath incel

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Vigorous Turdskin

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aquamarine cracking multi-billionaire



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