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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: Exciting gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: cocky wonderful den

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: contagious jet-lagged range

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: sooty meetinghouse athletic conference

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: buck-toothed big french chef

This is actuality extremely 180

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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Impertinent becky

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
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Like the Ramones

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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: olive autistic juggernaut feces

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: histrionic ceo location

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Electric infuriating people who are hurt

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Impertinent becky



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: splenetic circlehead spot

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
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Donald Trump

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Sienna milk

That's actually really alpha

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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Glassy French Dysfunction

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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser violent theatre

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: vivacious zippy stead

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: confused casino weed whacker

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: diverse parlour



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: magical resort

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: white set

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Useless Marketing Idea



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: olive autistic juggernaut feces



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Exciting gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: alcoholic plaza shitlib

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Seedy incel therapy

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: red garrison haunted graveyard

180

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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: vermilion dopamine

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: cheese-eating territorial nursing home community account

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: diverse parlour

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: frozen ticket booth boiling water

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Hairraiser violent theatre

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: blathering gaming laptop lodge

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: wild flatulent stain

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: excitant dark stage

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: histrionic ceo location

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Cordovan nubile hospital persian

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37915994)