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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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Jfc
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Cream Indecent Faggotry
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This is so fucked up.
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Transparent stage therapy
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
sinister office pozpig
  04/08/23
This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Comical stubborn native
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
primrose odious nursing home
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Zombie-like Plaza
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
Irradiated abusive hospital
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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chocolate resort
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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  04/09/23
Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
Self-absorbed trust fund
  04/09/23
You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Jesus ain’t touching this one
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
Self-absorbed trust fund
  05/01/23
couple weeks ago. you?
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wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just lik...
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new here?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
Self-absorbed trust fund
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I can confirm.
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throwaway?
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I can't say more.
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i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn
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yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really ...
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new poaster, first day?
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SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thoug...
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imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this ...
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this board is like a schizophrenic AI
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Stimulating Location

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Nofapping cracking crackhouse telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Contagious Clown Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: godawful shrine

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Passionate Liquid Oxygen

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Erotic Unholy Regret Really Tough Guy

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Contagious Clown Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: ebony big indian lodge laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Indigo Fighting Community Account Scourge Upon The Earth

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: Cream Indecent Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: duck-like submissive hell ratface

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Transparent stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: sinister office pozpig

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Comical stubborn native

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: primrose odious nursing home

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Irradiated abusive hospital

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: Walnut Exhilarant Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Garnet whorehouse

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: chocolate resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Wonderful Dysfunction Hall

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: Walnut Exhilarant Theater Stage

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Location

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Transparent stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: 180 mahogany yarmulke

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: 180 mahogany yarmulke

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Seedy half-breed internal respiration

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: rusted pungent stag film main people

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Sooty Doobsian Genital Piercing Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Garnet whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Stimulating Location

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Stimulating Location

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Stimulating Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: duck-like submissive hell ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac spot pervert

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: spruce station legal warrant

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Contagious Clown Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Self-absorbed trust fund

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: duck-like submissive hell ratface

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: duck-like submissive hell ratface

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: duck-like submissive hell ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac spot pervert

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: godawful shrine

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: brilliant aphrodisiac spot pervert

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Heady State Cuck

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Comical stubborn native

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Heady State Cuck

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Sooty Doobsian Genital Piercing Menage

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: peach laughsome business firm travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Sooty Doobsian Genital Piercing Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Spectacular confused set deer antler

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: arousing crusty alpha halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: topaz blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Comical stubborn native

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: peach laughsome business firm travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Stirring old irish cottage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cream Indecent Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Orange aggressive twinkling uncleanness parlour

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: burgundy titillating garrison tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Zombie-like Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
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