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Domesticated odious mad cow disease den
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are you on the spectrum brother
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Shut up, queer
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Wtf Luis
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Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do ...
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What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?...
Dull depressive sanctuary
  10/18/19
All suck equally imho
Domesticated odious mad cow disease den
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Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can h...
Dull depressive sanctuary
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"Missionary is the hardest" lmao
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Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as...
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Histrionic wild theater stage
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The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not strai...
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It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want ...
unholy digit ratio halford
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Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enou...
Dull depressive sanctuary
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Cr Easily easiest
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1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which...
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bistre marvelous milk
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how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into...
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cavemen reproduced through oral sex
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it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apo...
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Fornicators and Sodomites
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This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was t...
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Need more details
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i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my...
Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe
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you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat c...
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that is not likely to happen for YEARS
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Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?
Histrionic wild theater stage
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sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instr...
Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe
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Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers
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Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role i...
Histrionic wild theater stage
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don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have t...
Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe
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Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do fo...
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jfc straightmos
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cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both gu...
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I just came.
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You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, geni...
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probably the best thread of the day so far
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It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.
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i have people to do this for me
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What does that job pay?
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1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity
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this is peak cowgod
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Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*
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Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dic...
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I ask myself this every day, man.
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This is because she isn’t turned on by you
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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den
Subject: cowgod

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994442)



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Date: October 17th, 2019 11:59 PM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: exhilarant nighttime set

are you on the spectrum brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994496)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:04 AM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

Shut up, queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994513)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:02 AM
Author: plum titillating brunch foreskin



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:19 PM
Author: galvanic rebellious gay wizard



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: exhilarant nighttime set

fuck you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996924)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:55 AM
Author: apoplectic effete double fault locale



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Date: November 28th, 2019 11:09 AM
Author: disturbing splenetic site



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Geriatric Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:47 PM
Author: Provocative Awkward Theatre Dingle Berry

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Confused Ivory Station Dysfunction



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: razzle mischievous principal's office

Wtf Luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39186011)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: pea-brained mother



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:43 PM
Author: bull headed jade bawdyhouse travel guidebook



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:47 PM
Author: Alcoholic Angry Deer Antler



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed zippy jewess



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Date: December 13th, 2019 6:56 PM
Author: Ruby location toilet seat



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:03 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio halford

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39262111)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:26 PM
Author: Dashing Adulterous Property



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: crystalline patrolman

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39185823)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: razzle mischievous principal's office



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:03 PM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:57 PM
Author: Olive area

Lol he wrote the clique theory aspie manifesto , so what do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39186083)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:01 AM
Author: Dull depressive sanctuary

What position? Missionary is the hardest, why not try doggy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994499)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

All suck equally imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994512)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:07 AM
Author: Dull depressive sanctuary

Something's wrong with you then. Doggy goes so deep it can hurt. You just dont get hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994536)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: Cocky silver voyeur

"Missionary is the hardest"

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995034)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:51 AM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

Often the pussy is seemingly under the woman, like it mas as well be the asshole. IIRC length of taint is a sign of virility in men, maybe it varies between Women idk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995061)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:06 AM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling walnut private investor

The inside of pussies are also angled slightly and not straight-on. If you try to ram it in head-on- depending on the angle and her body structure- you might not get far. Obviously if your dick is small its more likely to slip out, but extreme issues are probably due to angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39185986)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio halford

It's your responsibility to position the chick how you want so you can violate her holds. Push her legs back and pull her ass up. Your pelvic bone should be smashed up against hers and your cock should be buried inside her to the hilt. Fold a pillow in half so that it's doubled up and stick it under her ass if you want. Sex is much much better if you take charge of things a bit so that you have a solid mechanical position from which to truly demolish the chick. And the chick will appreciate it too. Most chicks do not have a clue what they're doing in bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39262130)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:51 PM
Author: Dull depressive sanctuary

Hardest for men with dicks that aren't very big or hard enough. Not sure why you're laughing about this, retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996905)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: razzle mischievous principal's office

Cr

Easily easiest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#41621488)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994529)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:09 AM
Author: bistre marvelous milk

Date: October 18th, 2019 12:06 AM

Author: cowgod(web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

1. Pussy is too tight compared to the size of my dick (which is small imho)

2. This, combined with the Angle of pussy, is a disaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994543)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: razzle mischievous principal's office



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:08 AM
Author: bistre marvelous milk

Date: October 17th, 2019 11:42 PM

Author: cowgod (web.archive.org/web/20181230045958/http://www.cliquetheory.com)

This might actually be a small dick problem, a long dick could just poke from any distance and eventually gain entry. Angle matters more the smaller a dick is. My dick is 7`` btw, shoe size is 17 so my dick is undersized by that standard and probably below average imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994542)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 12:36 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy mexican hunting ground

how the fuck did cavemen figure out that the penis goes into vagina, its the most hidden orifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38994625)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 6:55 AM
Author: Ruby location toilet seat

cavemen reproduced through oral sex

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:04 PM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:18 PM
Author: Supple Background Story Macaca

it's true, Mel Gibson depicted the transitional phase in Apocalypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39185943)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:07 PM
Author: fighting philosopher-king

Fornicators and Sodomites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39262126)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:14 AM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

This happened to me Monday due to cocaine and booze. I was trying to mash my half-erect “penis” inside of a vag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995015)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:27 AM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage

Need more details

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995020)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

i was in LA for work and hung out with this stripper that my partner and client always hang out with. this time we were alone. she brought coke and then I tried to mash my limp pee pee into her. didn't work but she did successfully blow me. I went down on her twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995205)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:07 AM
Author: Sepia blathering shrine really tough guy

you went down on a STRIPPER? Are you looking to get throat cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995243)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 9:23 AM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

that is not likely to happen for YEARS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995279)



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Shimmering kitty cat



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage

Sounds awesome. Can we trade lives?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996733)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

sure thing man, I always wanted to know how to play an instrument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996926)



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Date: October 19th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

Hanging out with her again next Friday, brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39001775)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:55 AM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage

Can I just show up? You could prob seamlessly play my role in my house. I don't think anyone would notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39002403)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:11 AM
Author: Mint Stead Sweet Tailpipe

don't I have to gain 75-150 lbs though? and don't you have to lose that much?

I don't know if we can pull this off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39002998)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:30 AM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

Current Woman has a rape fetish or something and won't do foreplay. Obviously a slip-n-slide would work better for entry. My phenotype is insufficient to generate slime, need proper foreplay imho. How do rapists do it? Do they have bigger dicks? Or sometimes smaller dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995025)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:33 AM
Author: multi-colored seedy stain

jfc straightmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995032)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:34 AM
Author: Cocky silver voyeur

Do you not get hard from putting a knife to her neck, ripping her clothes off with our other hand and telling her to stop crying? I'm at full mast over here just thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995036)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 7:44 AM
Author: Ruby location toilet seat

cr just punch her in the face a few times and you're both guaranteed to be in the mood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38995047)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: unhinged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996882)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:09 PM
Author: fighting philosopher-king

I just came.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39262133)



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:10 PM
Author: unholy digit ratio halford

You have to spit on your hand and lube things yourself, genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39262134)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:47 PM
Author: unhinged hissy fit

probably the best thread of the day so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996884)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Peach filthy marketing idea

It's easier when they aren't trying to escape/fight back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996915)



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Date: October 18th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: flatulent telephone affirmative action

i have people to do this for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#38996998)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 3:58 AM
Author: Histrionic wild theater stage

What does that job pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39002407)



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Date: October 20th, 2019 11:07 AM
Author: flatulent telephone affirmative action

1/2 of all my earnings in perpetuity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39002993)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Twisted trip athletic conference dragon

this is peak cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4365798&forum_id=2)#39141811)



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:37 PM
Author: Ruby location toilet seat



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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:45 PM
Author: pea-brained mother



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Date: November 19th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: bipolar mauve son of senegal

because you're a creep and anyone can see and smell it on you from a mile away

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Date: November 28th, 2019 12:50 PM
Author: Provocative Awkward Theatre Dingle Berry

*adjusts XO autism leaderboard to put CowGod in first place *

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:00 PM
Author: diverse aggressive school cafeteria



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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:23 PM
Author: flatulent telephone affirmative action

Wait your shoe size is *seventeen*

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den

Yeah which means my dick size (7``) is a disappointment. Dick size is suppose dto be 1/2 of shoe size.

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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Box Office

How tall are you?

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:38 PM
Author: impertinent main people

Cowgod has become the internet

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Date: November 28th, 2019 1:40 PM
Author: Domesticated odious mad cow disease den



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Date: November 28th, 2019 2:18 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy mexican hunting ground



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: apoplectic effete double fault locale



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Date: November 28th, 2019 10:49 PM
Author: Excitant gas station

He's making a strong play for Most Improved Poaster at MPM 2019

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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Alcoholic Indian Lodge



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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:12 PM
Author: ultramarine library

I ask myself this every day, man.

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Date: December 13th, 2019 7:25 PM
Author: White circlehead

This is because she isn’t turned on by you

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Date: December 26th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Underhanded Vigorous Preventive Strike

One word: Astroglide. Curing dry pussy since 1977 when it was invented by NASA (or a contractor). Not flame.

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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero

cowgod

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Date: July 31st, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Situational Awareness Bear



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Date: August 1st, 2026 8:23 AM
Author: cowgod

I still find this a problem.

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