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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  09/15/13
explain.
cyan trailer park
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
Aggressive organic girlfriend
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Nubile incel electric furnace
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
Talented rehab
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
irradiated brindle bawdyhouse
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
thriller range ape
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
passionate yarmulke
  09/15/13
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spectacular double fault
  09/15/13
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cyan trailer park
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  09/15/13
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Glittery Ungodly Roommate Church Building
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Lilac gaming laptop
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
pearl blood rage
  09/15/13
its ok.
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Impressive den karate
  09/25/15
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Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  12/03/15
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Hairraiser point
  12/03/15
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Glittery Ungodly Roommate Church Building
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  06/22/16
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Hairraiser point
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  06/21/17
do you pay?
cobalt degenerate
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
cobalt degenerate
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  02/11/23
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Bateful space depressive
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Dun very tactful twinkling uncleanness death wish
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
dark soul-stirring theater stage
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: cyan trailer park

explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056330)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: Aggressive organic girlfriend

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Nubile incel electric furnace

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: Talented rehab

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: irradiated brindle bawdyhouse

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: thriller range ape

those things are MONEY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056577)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: spectacular double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056608)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: cyan trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Doobsian Striped Hyena Doctorate

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Glittery Ungodly Roommate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299302)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Lilac gaming laptop

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: pearl blood rage

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Impressive den karate

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29298981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29299283)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: canary vivacious parlour generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654737)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Glittery Ungodly Roommate Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: cobalt degenerate

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: cobalt degenerate

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#35620543)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#36060662)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477701)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Jet aphrodisiac sandwich

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38477704)



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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#38611898)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919076)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Bateful space depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919079)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Dun very tactful twinkling uncleanness death wish

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: dark soul-stirring theater stage

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#49799752)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: Flesh Sex Offender Codepig

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Odious green mental disorder resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#46983261)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#47480319)



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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Floppy Thirsty Factory Reset Button Pervert

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2)#48867830)