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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Pontificating Hell Cuck
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
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180 alcoholic property
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
Twisted sanctuary legend
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
sadistic brunch
  01/29/16
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  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
Filthy bawdyhouse lettuce
  07/03/15
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cracking deranged temple trump supporter
  07/09/15
180 lulz
turquoise vigorous house
  09/01/15
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confused den gaping
  09/03/15
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Hyperventilating volcanic crater
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
Filthy bawdyhouse lettuce
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
sticky deep mood
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Bipolar Concupiscible Theater Stage Doctorate
  07/03/15
Rude
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
Big state newt
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Passionate meetinghouse
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Passionate meetinghouse
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Lascivious carmine corn cake
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
Lilac national
  07/03/15
lol
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
flesh tanning salon queen of the night
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
Flirting church quadroon
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Massive tan tank base
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
Twisted sanctuary legend
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
sticky deep mood
  07/03/15
180
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
alcoholic chartreuse sandwich rigor
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Submissive fuchsia theatre
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
translucent beady-eyed travel guidebook multi-billionaire
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Passionate meetinghouse
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
talking house-broken blood rage pervert
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Gaped contagious center candlestick maker
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
carnelian step-uncle's house bbw
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
costumed associate
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
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  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
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  09/03/15
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charcoal whorehouse
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Exhilarant Buff Sweet Tailpipe Dog Poop
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
sadistic brunch
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
sadistic brunch
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Aphrodisiac Turdskin
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
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  01/29/16
180
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  01/30/16
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  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
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  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
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  08/20/16
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Pontificating Hell Cuck

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: 180 alcoholic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Twisted sanctuary legend

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: sadistic brunch

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: gay supple community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Filthy bawdyhouse lettuce

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: cracking deranged temple trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: turquoise vigorous house

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: confused den gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Filthy bawdyhouse lettuce

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: sticky deep mood

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Bipolar Concupiscible Theater Stage Doctorate

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Big state newt

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Lascivious carmine corn cake

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Lilac national

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: flesh tanning salon queen of the night

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Flirting church quadroon

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Massive tan tank base

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Twisted sanctuary legend

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: sticky deep mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: alcoholic chartreuse sandwich rigor

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Submissive fuchsia theatre

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: translucent beady-eyed travel guidebook multi-billionaire

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: talking house-broken blood rage pervert

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Gaped contagious center candlestick maker

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: carnelian step-uncle's house bbw

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: costumed associate

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: wonderful pink personal credit line forum

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: maroon voyeur half-breed

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: marvelous poppy toaster home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: charcoal whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Buff Sweet Tailpipe Dog Poop

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: sadistic brunch

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: sadistic brunch

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: razzle sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Laughsome parlour

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Laughsome parlour

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: pungent multi-colored lodge

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: talented degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Turdskin

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: trip indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: Cobalt goyim friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: trip indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mexican rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2)#49800158)