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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Frum mad-dog skullcap forum
  01/26/16
This one stings.
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
passionate white home
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Milky headpube meetinghouse
  10/24/16
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slap-happy buff pervert
  01/03/17
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cyan indian lodge
  02/20/18
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Exciting magenta goal in life nursing home
  06/03/19
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passionate white home
  10/14/20
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overrated orange hall
  01/25/16
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Appetizing Jet Stag Film
  01/25/16
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Odious gaped church building main people
  01/25/16
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Cracking greedy private investor site
  01/25/16
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splenetic hateful lodge
  01/25/16
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Odious gaped church building main people
  01/25/16
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Cracking greedy private investor site
  01/25/16
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Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/25/16
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Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
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aphrodisiac pontificating codepig
  01/25/16
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wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
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Dark stage
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
indigo boyish volcanic crater pit
  01/25/16
...
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  01/25/16
...
Frum mad-dog skullcap forum
  01/26/16
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Contagious range wrinkle
  01/26/16
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Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
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Twinkling Spot
  11/27/16
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  06/13/17
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Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  12/19/17
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wine heaven love of her life
  01/24/18
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bull headed genital piercing abode
  06/10/24
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soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
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poppy azn dilemma
  10/24/16
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slap-happy buff pervert
  11/27/16
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/23/17
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Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  04/20/17
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  02/20/18
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  05/24/18
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big sex offender
  09/26/21
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Massive adventurous base sneaky criminal
  03/12/22
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bull headed genital piercing abode
  05/15/22
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bull headed genital piercing abode
  05/04/24
ruthless.
Carnelian coldplay fan mother
  01/25/16
Brutal
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
...
mustard point jap
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Blue godawful windowlicker
  01/25/16
toxic
Honey-headed Cocky Idea He Suggested
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
grizzly voyeur lay
  01/25/16
...
Appetizing Jet Stag Film
  01/25/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant university
  01/25/16
damnit
vibrant hot nibblets sandwich
  01/25/16
...
Odious gaped church building main people
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
jfc
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Odious gaped church building main people
  01/25/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/25/16
Cr
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
hm
Aqua gas station
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
wait
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/25/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
grizzly voyeur lay
  01/25/16
...
Irradiated tanning salon fanboi
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Carnelian coldplay fan mother
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
Carnelian coldplay fan mother
  01/25/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/25/16
...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  01/25/16
...
Effete Step-uncle's House Chad
  01/25/16
...
vibrant hot nibblets sandwich
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Exhilarant university
  01/25/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
talented internal respiration
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Aromatic tattoo field
  01/25/16
...
Opaque library macaca
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
lime titillating mood
  01/25/16
...
Blue godawful windowlicker
  01/25/16
...
Dark stage
  01/25/16
damn
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
...
brilliant vigorous set
  01/25/16
...
motley chapel doctorate
  01/25/16
O LORD
fighting puce multi-billionaire faggot firefighter
  01/25/16
jfc
Naked sepia den
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  01/25/16
...
Odious gaped church building main people
  01/25/16
Lmao
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
...
Hairraiser Institution Hairy Legs
  01/25/16
...
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
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brilliant vigorous set
  01/26/16
...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
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wine heaven love of her life
  02/15/16
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Slate dead sanctuary
  07/08/17
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brass thirsty queen of the night crackhouse
  07/08/17
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pearly hospital cumskin
  07/08/17
...
wine heaven love of her life
  10/27/17
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wonderful piazza
  12/26/17
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wine heaven love of her life
  05/24/18
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wine heaven love of her life
  03/16/20
...
low-t potus
  02/18/22
...
Balding rehab
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
indigo boyish volcanic crater pit
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
vibrant hot nibblets sandwich
  01/25/16
ouch
Claret comical weed whacker
  01/26/16
poison
shimmering ungodly orchestra pit lettuce
  01/26/16
...
Lilac office trump supporter
  01/26/16
180
Frum mad-dog skullcap forum
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
At-the-ready Chocolate Reading Party Temple
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Tripping coiffed stage
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
lake marvelous death wish brethren
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Disturbing charismatic patrolman new version
  09/27/16
...
Balding rehab
  12/26/17
...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  08/12/19
180
passionate white home
  01/26/16
...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
excitant ceo
  01/27/16
...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  01/27/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Self-centered 180 school selfie
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Self-centered 180 school selfie
  02/02/16
...
floppy house-broken locus
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Diverse Sticky Station Coffee Pot
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Electric bawdyhouse
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Fiercely-loyal Sienna Giraffe
  02/24/16
18000000
Slimy shitlib quadroon
  03/04/16
165
Peach telephone address
  03/04/16
...
Stirring School Cafeteria
  05/19/16
chilling
Amber Heady Water Buffalo Church
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Yapping ebony business firm
  12/17/16
Good lord.
stimulating ivory parlour
  01/03/17
oh my.
Sapphire laughsome yarmulke
  01/23/17
toxic
Tan Insanely Creepy State Faggotry
  03/13/17
...
Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
...
Effete Step-uncle's House Chad
  04/02/17
...
Provocative ticket booth
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
dashing resort
  07/08/17
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  10/27/17
mother of god
brass thirsty queen of the night crackhouse
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Dun federal community account
  10/27/17
JFC
spectacular casino ape
  10/27/17
...
Vivacious jade ladyboy
  12/26/17
...
razzmatazz pearl goyim
  12/26/17
ouch
fragrant confused native
  02/20/18
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embarrassed to the bone insecure party of the first part corner
  02/20/18
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fear-inspiring locale
  01/16/19
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Magical Pungent Jewess Shrine
  08/09/19
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big sex offender
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
filthy brindle space
  07/28/25
...
Bearded french affirmative action center
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Violent black woman area
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
unholy brunch scourge upon the earth
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Dark stage
  01/25/16
...
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  01/25/16
...
sooty shivering famous landscape painting associate
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
toxic
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
talented internal respiration
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
talented internal respiration
  01/25/16
TY bro
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
razzle-dazzle gay background story tank
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
mustard point jap
  10/27/17
...
Aggressive plum fortuitous meteor kitty cat
  10/27/17
...
wine heaven love of her life
  05/24/18
...
Sapphire laughsome yarmulke
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund
  10/27/17
credited advice
fragrant confused native
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
trip wagecucks house
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
i lol'd
sickened depressive
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
talented internal respiration
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
lol
arousing burgundy theatre
  06/01/17
...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Frum mad-dog skullcap forum
  01/26/16
...
Balding rehab
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
smoky cruise ship
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
Lmao
Bateful liquid oxygen roast beef
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
wine heaven love of her life
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/25/16
lmao true
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/25/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
Balding rehab
  12/26/17
Haha
Flirting philosopher-king senate
  03/19/20
...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Exhilarant university
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
razzle-dazzle gay background story tank
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
transparent swollen gay wizard
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
rough-skinned market electric furnace
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
wine heaven love of her life
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Disturbing charismatic patrolman new version
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
drab dysfunction mediation
  06/03/19
oh no
lake marvelous death wish brethren
  08/08/19
LOL
rambunctious menage filthpig
  03/16/20
JFC
Sapphire laughsome yarmulke
  03/19/20
Update?
low-t potus
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Soul-stirring lavender kitchen
  01/25/16
...
Crimson trailer park
  01/25/16
...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  05/19/16
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Exhilarant university
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
Cr
Exhilarant university
  01/26/16
...
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
...
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
...
Violent black woman area
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
glittery crystalline old irish cottage degenerate
  01/26/16
...
glittery crystalline old irish cottage degenerate
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
overrated orange hall
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
Slate dead sanctuary
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/26/16
...
brilliant vigorous set
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Frum mad-dog skullcap forum
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/26/16
Lmfao
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
overrated orange hall
  01/26/16
...
Cheese-eating spruce public bath
  01/16/19
...
Flirting philosopher-king senate
  03/16/20
...
passionate white home
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
brilliant vigorous set
  01/26/16
...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  03/28/16
...
Magical Pungent Jewess Shrine
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
cream useless national really tough guy
  01/26/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
passionate white home
  01/26/16
...
Milky headpube meetinghouse
  10/24/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
sickened depressive
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
domesticated stain toaster
  04/04/16
...
Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
*applause*
Flatulent beady-eyed property
  10/27/17
...
big sex offender
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
...
Exhilarant university
  01/26/16
...
talented internal respiration
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Describe
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
talented internal respiration
  01/26/16
Please be flame
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
Fuck
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/26/16
cq's!
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
Sapphire laughsome yarmulke
  03/19/20
...
Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
mildly autistic haunted graveyard
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Violent black woman area
  01/26/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
...
fragrant confused native
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
talented internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
LOL fair
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
Snowy Territorial Theater
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...
brilliant vigorous set
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...
soggy fuchsia hell masturbator
  01/23/17
...
Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
...
Slate dead sanctuary
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Angry beta location french chef
  01/26/16
underrated
Milky headpube meetinghouse
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...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  02/15/16
...
slap-happy buff pervert
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
Lascivious Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman
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...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
jfc
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
...
thriller startled immigrant legend
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
do u love it
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
impressive generalized bond
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
Bespoke Regret
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
well-lubricated cuck
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
vibrant hot nibblets sandwich
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...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
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...
passionate white home
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
talented internal respiration
  01/26/16
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
brilliant vigorous set
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JFC
histrionic learning disabled deer antler
  01/26/16
180
deranged cerebral jew
  01/26/16
...
maroon supple cuckoldry
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
...
well-lubricated cuck
  01/26/16
...
well-lubricated cuck
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
180 twist
wine heaven love of her life
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
THIS
sickened depressive
  01/26/16
...
Awkward gaming laptop feces
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
canary nofapping stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
galvanic cordovan parlor round eye
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
Tripping coiffed stage
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Vengeful ultramarine boltzmann foreskin
  01/26/16
fucking damn
vibrant hot nibblets sandwich
  01/26/16
...
Dark stage
  01/26/16
180
elite
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
wine heaven love of her life
  01/27/16
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
Self-centered 180 school selfie
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
racy garnet
  05/19/16
repost please
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Flushed Toilet Seat Persian
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
racy garnet
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
Bespoke Regret
  01/26/16
tyft brother
sickened depressive
  01/26/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  01/26/16
...
Crimson trailer park
  01/27/16
180.
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  01/27/16
...
Awkward gaming laptop feces
  01/29/16
...
Yapping ebony business firm
  01/31/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
cowardly incel
  02/02/16
brave
wine heaven love of her life
  02/03/16
...
low-t potus
  02/22/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
Apoplectic Knife Becky
  03/08/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  09/27/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
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...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
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...
Effete Step-uncle's House Chad
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cr
Snowy Territorial Theater
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...
low-t potus
  05/11/16
...
Lemon shaky box office factory reset button
  05/11/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  06/17/16
...
Flesh
  09/27/16
...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  10/21/16
mods please delete
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
Tripping coiffed stage
  10/24/16
...
wine heaven love of her life
  10/24/16
i really like it here
racy garnet
  10/24/16
...
Yapping ebony business firm
  10/27/16
...
Anal Zombie-like Double Fault
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
wine heaven love of her life
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
medicated razzle
  01/23/17
... ...
Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund
  01/23/17
...
wine heaven love of her life
  07/08/17
Lol
Bisexual deep gaping
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
mauve multi-colored
  01/16/19
...
passionate white home
  02/11/17
...
wine heaven love of her life
  03/13/17
...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  03/15/17
...
Charcoal theater stage
  03/15/17
...
Yapping ebony business firm
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Turquoise mind-boggling clown
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
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  06/01/17
...
Misanthropic ratface
  06/01/17
...
Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
rigpig
  06/13/17
...
Sapphire laughsome yarmulke
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
laser beams
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...
Sexy Internet-worthy
  08/18/17
...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  09/25/17
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  10/27/17
...
Vivacious jade ladyboy
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
doobsian black legal warrant
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
wine heaven love of her life
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
doobsian black legal warrant
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
Anal Zombie-like Double Fault
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
Very tactful
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...
Crimson trailer park
  07/25/18
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  05/17/18
...
wine heaven love of her life
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
glassy therapy
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
wine heaven love of her life
  07/25/18
...
Contagious range wrinkle
  07/25/18
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
wine heaven love of her life
  01/16/19
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
mauve multi-colored
  01/16/19
Jfc
wine heaven love of her life
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Copper
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
bat shit crazy nowag
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
bat shit crazy nowag
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Snowy Territorial Theater
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
bat shit crazy nowag
  01/17/19
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  04/08/19
...
clear travel guidebook
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Vivacious jade ladyboy
  04/09/19
...
bat shit crazy nowag
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
bat shit crazy nowag
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
wine heaven love of her life
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Know-it-all Pozpig
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
wine heaven love of her life
  06/03/19
...
nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Electric bawdyhouse
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
bat shit crazy nowag
  06/03/19
...
passionate white home
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
bat shit crazy nowag
  08/08/19
...
bat shit crazy nowag
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
bbw son of senegal
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Amethyst karate turdskin
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
bbw son of senegal
  08/12/19
...
bbw son of senegal
  03/16/20
...
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
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Snowy Territorial Theater
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Snowy Territorial Theater
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vermilion marketing idea
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Rebellious plaza dog poop
  09/13/21
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nighttime mewling dragon place of business
  09/26/21
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rusted
  10/11/21
...
big sex offender
  10/11/21
bump
Snowy Territorial Theater
  03/12/22
...
Rebellious plaza dog poop
  01/05/23
...
low-t potus
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
fluffy
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
citrine
  10/13/23
...
wine heaven love of her life
  01/03/24
...
Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground
  08/09/24
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low-t potus
  07/28/25
...
ruddy
  12/29/25
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Henna International Law Enforcement Agency Mexican
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
sweet tailpipe
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445746)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Carnelian coldplay fan mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

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Author: mustard point jap



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Blue godawful windowlicker

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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed Cocky Idea He Suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: grizzly voyeur lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Appetizing Jet Stag Film



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Author: Exhilarant university



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Author: vibrant hot nibblets sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Odious gaped church building main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Odious gaped church building main people

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Aqua gas station

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: soggy fuchsia hell masturbator



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: grizzly voyeur lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Irradiated tanning salon fanboi



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Carnelian coldplay fan mother

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: Carnelian coldplay fan mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



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Author: Effete Step-uncle's House Chad



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Author: vibrant hot nibblets sandwich



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Aromatic tattoo field

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Opaque library macaca



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: lime titillating mood

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Blue godawful windowlicker



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Author: Dark stage



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous set



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Author: motley chapel doctorate



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: fighting puce multi-billionaire faggot firefighter

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Naked sepia den

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Odious gaped church building main people



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

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Author: Hairraiser Institution Hairy Legs



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid



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Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Author: wonderful piazza



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: indigo boyish volcanic crater pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: vibrant hot nibblets sandwich

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Claret comical weed whacker

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: shimmering ungodly orchestra pit lettuce

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Author: Lilac office trump supporter



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: Frum mad-dog skullcap forum

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready Chocolate Reading Party Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: soggy fuchsia hell masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: lake marvelous death wish brethren

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Disturbing charismatic patrolman new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: Balding rehab



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: passionate white home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: excitant ceo

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Self-centered 180 school selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Self-centered 180 school selfie

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: floppy house-broken locus



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Diverse Sticky Station Coffee Pot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Electric bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Sienna Giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Slimy shitlib quadroon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Peach telephone address

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Stirring School Cafeteria



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Amber Heady Water Buffalo Church

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Yapping ebony business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: stimulating ivory parlour

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Tan Insanely Creepy State Faggotry

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Charcoal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Effete Step-uncle's House Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Provocative ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: dashing resort

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: brass thirsty queen of the night crackhouse

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Dun federal community account

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: spectacular casino ape

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Vivacious jade ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearl goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: fragrant confused native

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone insecure party of the first part corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Magical Pungent Jewess Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: big sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: filthy brindle space

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Bearded french affirmative action center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Violent black woman area

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: unholy brunch scourge upon the earth

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Dark stage

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: sooty shivering famous landscape painting associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay background story tank

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: mustard point jap

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Aggressive plum fortuitous meteor kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: fragrant confused native

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: trip wagecucks house

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sickened depressive

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: arousing burgundy theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Frum mad-dog skullcap forum

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Balding rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: smoky cruise ship

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Bateful liquid oxygen roast beef

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: Balding rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: Flirting philosopher-king senate

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay background story tank

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: transparent swollen gay wizard

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned market electric furnace

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Disturbing charismatic patrolman new version

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: drab dysfunction mediation

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: lake marvelous death wish brethren

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: rambunctious menage filthpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: low-t potus

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lavender kitchen

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Exhilarant university

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Exhilarant university

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: soggy fuchsia hell masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: soggy fuchsia hell masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Violent black woman area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: glittery crystalline old irish cottage degenerate

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: glittery crystalline old irish cottage degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: overrated orange hall

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Slate dead sanctuary

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Frum mad-dog skullcap forum

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: overrated orange hall

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating spruce public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: Flirting philosopher-king senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: passionate white home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Magical Pungent Jewess Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: cream useless national really tough guy

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: passionate white home

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Milky headpube meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: sickened depressive

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: domesticated stain toaster

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Charcoal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Flatulent beady-eyed property

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: big sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: talented internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: talented internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Charcoal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: mildly autistic haunted graveyard

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Violent black woman area

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: fragrant confused native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: soggy fuchsia hell masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Charcoal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Slate dead sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Angry beta location french chef

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Milky headpube meetinghouse

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: slap-happy buff pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Lascivious Organic Girlfriend Skinny Woman

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: thriller startled immigrant legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: impressive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Bespoke Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated cuck

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: vibrant hot nibblets sandwich

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: passionate white home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: talented internal respiration

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: brilliant vigorous set

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: histrionic learning disabled deer antler

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: deranged cerebral jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: maroon supple cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: sickened depressive

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Awkward gaming laptop feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: canary nofapping stead friendly grandma

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Maize swashbuckling preventive strike hominid

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: galvanic cordovan parlor round eye

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Vengeful ultramarine boltzmann foreskin

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: vibrant hot nibblets sandwich

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Dark stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: elite

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Self-centered 180 school selfie

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: racy garnet

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Flushed Toilet Seat Persian

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: racy garnet

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Bespoke Regret

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: sickened depressive

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Awkward gaming laptop feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Yapping ebony business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: cowardly incel

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: low-t potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Bisexual deep gaping

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic Knife Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Effete Step-uncle's House Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: low-t potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Lemon shaky box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Flesh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Tripping coiffed stage

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: racy garnet

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Yapping ebony business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Anal Zombie-like Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: medicated razzle

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Curious duck-like principal's office trust fund

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Bisexual deep gaping

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: mauve multi-colored

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: passionate white home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Charcoal theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Yapping ebony business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Turquoise mind-boggling clown

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: 

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Misanthropic ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Frozen Bronze Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  rigpig

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Sapphire laughsome yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  laser beams

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Sexy Internet-worthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Vivacious jade ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: doobsian black legal warrant

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: doobsian black legal warrant

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Anal Zombie-like Double Fault

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Very tactful

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Crimson trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: glassy therapy

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Contagious range wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: mauve multi-colored

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Copper

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Sable kink-friendly whorehouse half-breed

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: clear travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Vivacious jade ladyboy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Know-it-all Pozpig

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: wine heaven love of her life

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Electric bawdyhouse

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: passionate white home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  bat shit crazy nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  bbw son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Amethyst karate turdskin

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  bbw son of senegal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  bbw son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: vermilion marketing idea



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: nighttime mewling dragon place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: rusted



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: big sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Snowy Territorial Theater

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Rebellious plaza dog poop



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: low-t potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author:  fluffy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  citrine

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: wine heaven love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2)#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible mint garrison hunting ground



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: low-t potus



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ruddy



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Henna International Law Enforcement Agency Mexican



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author:  sweet tailpipe

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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