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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-c...
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they actually all take "Apple" as their surname wh...
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he’s such a dunce
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This is actuality extremely 180
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: know-it-all twisted laser beams national

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: Painfully honest trailer park

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: know-it-all twisted laser beams national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: aqua electric meetinghouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Wonderful Cream Gaming Laptop Point

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Submissive Insanely Creepy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: wine place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Curious foreskin antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: cerebral pontificating old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: Haunting Crusty Theatre Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: nudist kitty

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: Thriller Alcoholic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Submissive Insanely Creepy Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Marvelous corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Gold supple base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: Plum Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: nudist kitty

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Thriller Alcoholic Stag Film

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: glittery scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: Curious foreskin antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: Ungodly piazza twinkling uncleanness

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Submissive Insanely Creepy Home

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: underhanded multi-billionaire set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: laughsome dog poop famous landscape painting

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: territorial offensive ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: Curious foreskin antidepressant drug

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: Garnet Talented Toilet Seat

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Odious Drab Deer Antler Cuckoldry

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Cowardly useless brakes

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Rebellious rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: Ungodly piazza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: laughsome dog poop famous landscape painting

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: motley beta church jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Diverse French Chef Turdskin

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: Zippy violent lettuce

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: sticky concupiscible state yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: Thriller Alcoholic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: wild judgmental market boistinker

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling giraffe patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Diverse French Chef Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Diverse French Chef Turdskin

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle parlour

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Avocado Alcoholic Ladyboy Hospital

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: mahogany deep house mental disorder

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: Arousing domesticated double fault

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ultramarine indian lodge

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: motley beta church jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: hairraiser voyeur

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: razzle medicated locale masturbator

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Ungodly piazza twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: Curious foreskin antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: know-it-all twisted laser beams national

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Rebellious rigpig

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Sinister aromatic black woman half-breed

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Blood Rage Hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating flatulent garrison regret

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Chrome Psychic

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: motley beta church jew

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: slippery claret roast beef

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: floppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: mahogany deep house mental disorder

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: laughsome dog poop famous landscape painting

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: histrionic bearded pervert

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: excitant philosopher-king

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: know-it-all twisted laser beams national

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: Garnet Talented Toilet Seat

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: stirring crystalline bawdyhouse karate

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2)#37915994)