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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
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  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
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You're right about the HGH bomb,
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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shots fired
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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tallmos done here
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This is JJC, right?
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how much you pay them?
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: flushed floppy national sound barrier

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: supple territorial senate personal credit line

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: motley ruby theater stage

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: Provocative shivering den



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: supple territorial senate personal credit line

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Glittery abnormal giraffe native



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating galvanic athletic conference



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Appetizing slate macaca sex offender



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114538)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: clear irradiated ladyboy

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Diverse Fanboi Pozpig

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Aqua property



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: Diverse Fanboi Pozpig

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Diverse Fanboi Pozpig

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: Vibrant autistic dingle berry

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: trip buck-toothed masturbator

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: wild trailer park

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle costumed toilet seat



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Heady salmon mexican quadroon



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: exciting therapy hissy fit

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: passionate submissive dilemma toaster

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: spectacular umber stage place of business

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: outnumbered cracking black woman indian lodge

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: naked aphrodisiac chapel potus

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Claret hairraiser degenerate

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: harsh bossy coffee pot

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: supple territorial senate personal credit line

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Avocado bat shit crazy coldplay fan

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: outnumbered cracking black woman indian lodge

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: turquoise candlestick maker

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: supple territorial senate personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Ocher Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288561)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: poppy bisexual faggotry



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44287776)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: bronze stubborn hospital

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Ruddy Contagious Pervert Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#44297283)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2)#50114491)