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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
brindle wild parlor
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/14/22
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dead sandwich scourge upon the earth
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
Exhilarant Chartreuse Box Office Friendly Grandma
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/14/22
...
Exhilarant Chartreuse Box Office Friendly Grandma
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
Insane jew persian
  04/14/22
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Lime Brethren Trust Fund
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Odious hunting ground
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/28/22
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Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  07/04/23
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Lime Brethren Trust Fund
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
plum legal warrant
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Aphrodisiac university
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/27/24
?
Aphrodisiac university
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Aphrodisiac university
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Aphrodisiac university
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Aphrodisiac university
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Milky Beady-eyed Stain
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
yapping cerise nursing home fortuitous meteor
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
Electric vermilion resort
  04/24/26
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maniacal exciting quadroon shrine
  04/27/24
180
twinkling cuckoldry chapel
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Odious hunting ground
  04/27/24
Honk honk
twinkling cuckoldry chapel
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann
  04/27/24
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glittery patrolman
  04/27/24
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maniacal exciting quadroon shrine
  10/08/24
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Aromatic Bat-shit-crazy Forum Community Account
  10/08/24
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Primrose razzmatazz menage
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Underhanded appetizing office
  06/06/24
...
zippy stage
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
histrionic aqua goyim
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Diverse toaster
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
histrionic aqua goyim
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Diverse toaster
  06/06/24
...
House-broken Ladyboy
  04/24/26
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Aromatic Bat-shit-crazy Forum Community Account
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  09/14/25
...
Salmon mentally impaired ceo personal credit line
  03/31/26
flame?
Disrespectful dun cuckold
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
Racy sticky alpha deer antler
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Gold Dysfunction
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
Racy sticky alpha deer antler
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
Kink-friendly navy kitty ticket booth
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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House-broken Ladyboy
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: brindle wild parlor

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: dead sandwich scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant Chartreuse Box Office Friendly Grandma

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Chartreuse Box Office Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Insane jew persian

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Lime Brethren Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Odious hunting ground

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Lime Brethren Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: plum legal warrant

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac university

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Milky Beady-eyed Stain

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: yapping cerise nursing home fortuitous meteor

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Electric vermilion resort

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: maniacal exciting quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: twinkling cuckoldry chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Odious hunting ground

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: twinkling cuckoldry chapel

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: judgmental sooty affirmative action boltzmann

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: glittery patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: maniacal exciting quadroon shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Bat-shit-crazy Forum Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Primrose razzmatazz menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Underhanded appetizing office

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: zippy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: histrionic aqua goyim

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Diverse toaster

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: histrionic aqua goyim

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Diverse toaster

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: House-broken Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Aromatic Bat-shit-crazy Forum Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Salmon mentally impaired ceo personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Disrespectful dun cuckold

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Massive titillating hissy fit love of her life

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Racy sticky alpha deer antler

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Gold Dysfunction

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Racy sticky alpha deer antler

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Kink-friendly navy kitty ticket booth

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: House-broken Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2)#50021007)