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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
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brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Swollen Lake Set Cuckoldry

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy karate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Vigorous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Fragrant chocolate school cafeteria windowlicker

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: coral out-of-control gaming laptop depressive

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Hateful masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Talented property

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: confused friendly grandma cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Hateful masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: Umber fiercely-loyal space

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: garnet beady-eyed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Startled trip affirmative action theater

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Racy private investor factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Fishy shitlib

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Deranged casino

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: Excitant Sneaky Criminal

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Hateful masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Violent boiling water

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: self-centered public bath ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Shimmering indecent cumskin

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: olive frisky library tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Marvelous national

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: self-centered public bath ladyboy

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Swollen Lake Set Cuckoldry

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Racy private investor factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: Canary Orchestra Pit

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy digit ratio church

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Canary Orchestra Pit

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy digit ratio church

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Hateful masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Titillating maize telephone

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Cheese-eating boltzmann idiot

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: Maniacal aqua point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Shimmering indecent cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Swollen Lake Set Cuckoldry

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: Appetizing unholy digit ratio church

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Swollen Lake Set Cuckoldry

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Swollen Lake Set Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Startled trip affirmative action theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: House-broken gaping nibblets

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: Copper Provocative Newt

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Vigorous Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: Appetizing unholy digit ratio church

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Startled trip affirmative action theater

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Startled trip affirmative action theater

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Amber ticket booth

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Startled trip affirmative action theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: House-broken gaping nibblets

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant chocolate school cafeteria windowlicker

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: House-broken gaping nibblets

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: kink-friendly tripping becky market

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Deranged casino

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Amber ticket booth

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly tripping becky market

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Maniacal aqua point

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: 180 primrose sex offender range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: Maniacal aqua point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: Sienna multi-colored old irish cottage heaven

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Cracking school main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Amber ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47008653)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Scarlet Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47481002)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Deranged casino

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: 180 primrose sex offender range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: High-end Ceo Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47582887)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: garnet beady-eyed pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689632)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bipolar boyish field

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Big wagecucks headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337324)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Hateful masturbator stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48337325)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Deranged casino

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2)#48360611)



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