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Happy wife = lay the pipe
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859961) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM Author: house-broken mauve address sounds like Dad gave you some good advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860191) |
Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM Author: Jet-lagged adventurous state goal in life Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48859990) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: Geriatric vibrant church building Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860004) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM Author: Razzmatazz misunderstood location 7.5 minutes of heaven tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860023) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM Author: Autistic snowy university My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860030) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860097) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM Author: douglas j. needles Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072855) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM Author: Fighting Milk how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860105) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol Lay the pipe and she won’t be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860121) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: concupiscible poppy becky tanning salon I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860108) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860119) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: concupiscible poppy becky tanning salon (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860339) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Appetizing stock car brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860341) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: twinkling vigorous gunner business firm Okay, i lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861494) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860127) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol clearly you don’t lay the pipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860134) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested who's a good boy?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860146) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: Appetizing stock car brethren yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860157) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860210) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage
in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for
some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860231) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860245) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: slippery mentally impaired orchestra pit reading party I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.
How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested jfc goys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860298) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM Author: Appetizing stock car brethren what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860305) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol wtf is fodip? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861252) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM Author: aromatic school Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861428) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: Appetizing stock car brethren tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861446) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: aromatic school Ty friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861675) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072795) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072794) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: purple judgmental dilemma idiot Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860371) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861256) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: purple judgmental dilemma idiot Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861266) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Peach stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861440) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: cordovan big idea he suggested after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861279) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861490) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: mewling juggernaut double fault Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48860598) |
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: aromatic school I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48861672) |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48862424) |
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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48870753) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905361) |
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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Jet-lagged adventurous state goal in life I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48905689) |
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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Umber Crusty Field Pistol wife is in a good mood again. Odd case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#48908012) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM Author: boomer dad confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072789) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: Mamdani's Produce Aisle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072796) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072797) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: boomer dad ur dumb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072815) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) (ballsack dipper) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072816) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: boomer dad idk wtf that even means (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072830) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: law is ea$y (🧐) it's not very hard to figure out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072849) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: boomer dad like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073046) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: OYT was Right All Along ( ) I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072848) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: boomer dad I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072851) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM Author: OYT was Right All Along ( ) What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50072861) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Richard Ames (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073061) |
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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM Author: screen memories women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2)#50073079) |