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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Carnelian heaven
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
violent sandwich gay wizard
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
Red travel guidebook ticket booth
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
sepia new version
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
blathering location lettuce
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Cerebral cruise ship
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Charcoal Mildly Autistic Boiling Water
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
violent sandwich gay wizard
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Carnelian heaven
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
jet-lagged idea he suggested cuckoldry
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
saffron jap
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Carnelian heaven
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
orchid exhilarant theater
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Carnelian heaven
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
stimulating azure shrine crotch
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Carnelian heaven
  08/29/25
no
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  08/29/25
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Aromatic poppy wrinkle
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
Motley sadistic dopamine
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
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  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
Motley sadistic dopamine
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
Arousing National
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
spectacular snowy point psychic
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
Red travel guidebook ticket booth
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Carnelian heaven
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
Red travel guidebook ticket booth
  08/28/25
wow
Cerebral cruise ship
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
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  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
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  08/29/25
...
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  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Carnelian heaven
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
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  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
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  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: violent sandwich gay wizard

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Red travel guidebook ticket booth

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: sepia new version

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: blathering location lettuce

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Charcoal Mildly Autistic Boiling Water

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: violent sandwich gay wizard

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: jet-lagged idea he suggested cuckoldry

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: saffron jap

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: orchid exhilarant theater

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Carnelian heaven

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: stimulating azure shrine crotch

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: stimulating azure shrine crotch

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: razzmatazz yarmulke hairy legs

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: stimulating azure shrine crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz yarmulke hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Aromatic poppy wrinkle

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: Motley sadistic dopamine

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: scarlet submissive electric furnace address

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Motley sadistic dopamine

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Arousing National

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: spectacular snowy point psychic

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Red travel guidebook ticket booth

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Red travel guidebook ticket booth

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Cerebral cruise ship

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Dead Beady-eyed Locus Mexican

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: black ungodly stag film

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Carnelian heaven

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: vibrant aquamarine public bath brethren

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Swollen crawly stead rigor

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: null spammer = closeted gay Grindr fag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2)#50102080)