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Hypo: human males can only cum 100 times ever
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Date: June 24th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon Imagine this world where it is a known biological fact, dudes can only cum 100 times ever. Every male knows how many they have left. You can't cheat this by edging or whatever- if your weiner is stimulated in some way (self or with a partner) you have to finish.
In what ways would this reshape society, gender relations, the economy, etc? Discuss. |
Date: June 24th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: narrow-minded dead black woman son of senegal Do wet dreams still exist/count toward the limit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960672) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon I'm going to say yes, otherwise ppl would game it in weird ways trying to get all sexed up before going to sleep etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960674) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:32 PM Author: Trip frozen point police squad I think people would do more gaming if that were the case. Like taking drugs/hormones to avoid having a WD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960844) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:00 PM Author: Aggressive chestnut senate What happens when you hit 100? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960678) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon It's just over, you don't die or anything. These people may feel a great sense of loss, perhaps even shunned. One can imagine a name for these people, the "Spent" perhaps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960679) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space Ascended (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960683) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:49 PM Author: Aggressive chestnut senate But do you get horny? Do you get erections? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960931) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band cum or orgasm? or both?
very important distinction |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band hello? need hypo info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960751) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon what am i, a biologist haha? what would you prefer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960811) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band it makes a huge difference if men just lose the ability to orgasm (do they still feel pleasure at all?) from sex, versus losing the ability to cum and impregnate
i think the most interesting version of the hypo is men losing all pleasure from sex after 100 nuts, but retaining the capacity to cum and impregnate women |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon i suppose i was picturing your dick stop working altogether. no boners, no pleasure, no cum.
i dont think your version would dramatically change things very much. men would have a wild youth but could still whip it out for procreation if and when they were ready. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band that's a massive difference, though. a society in which a man's dick stops working *entirely* after the first 100 nuts is one in which all pairing off happens very young, as the males are finishing the last of their 100 nuts
a society in which men can still impregnate women if they want to, even if they get no pleasure out of it, is one in which men delay marriage and children for as long as they reasonably can, because there's *nothing* in it for them other than kids |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:24 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon the point is that cum is finite, and what the large-order repercussions would be. there are species-level, existential questions to be answered here.
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:27 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band what? jfc you don't even grasp any of this at all
never do a hypo thread again |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:30 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon you don't have any cum left, do you my man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960841) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:50 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space OP explicitly uses the word CUM, I don't know what about that requires disambiguation.
OP plz proceed |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band there are so many holes in OP's hypo that i can't even autistically write a post listing them all out without looking cringe and tryhard so i'm just not going to do it and leave in a huff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960941) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space you wouldn't make it 48 hours in the hallowed fields of Law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960951) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:58 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band wouldn't even last past lunch on the first day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960956) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space but where will I get (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960685) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:04 PM Author: cerise exhilarant casino generalized bond human race dies out because everyone uses their 100 cums pretty much immediately upon becumming able to cum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960689) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:05 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon You can imagine how society and child-rearing would be reshaped to account for this. Not exactly the handmaid's tale, but pointless cumming would be somewhat taboo. There may be Databases kept, and so on.
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood no, they would just freeze sperm. ideally they'd freeze some every year sperm gets more viable but they should do it immediately upon hitting puberty because kids are too dumb to think about the future and they might use it up in a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960853) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space there would be a ceremony where when a kid turns 13 he gets to slam as many 20 year olds as he can until he passes out. not sure how paternity rights and responsibilities would be allocated, as your avg 13 year old wouldn't be much help, but the common law would work something out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960705) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood I know you're joking about the ceremony but did you all seriously forget about sperm freezing?
honestly a lot of y'all childless poasters in your 40s should consider doing that now, since the chance of de novo mutations increases rapidly with sperm age and I don't think y'all have the patience to raise special needs children... |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band men don't think about reproduction like that
only the legit total freaks do |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:15 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood what part of it is freaky? taking steps to increase the chances of having a healthy child? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960873) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space 100% not joking about the ceremony, these things would have developed over the centuries. Any society would have had figured this out long ago and developed strict rituals to ensure consistent reproduction. "freeze the sperm" is a fundamentally unserious answer. Go to some Germanic tribe in 65 bc and say "freeze the sperm!" gtfo |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:08 PM Author: azure area The hypo is unclear because it asks how it would "reshape" society, which implies that it happened suddenly. If thats just how it's always been then obviously society would have developed around this limited fertility. But this is kind of an absurd hypo then because men would not have evolved to have a physical compulsion to cum as much as possible if cumming was so limited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960984) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: Lake Mexican Space going to push back on that last part, women are physically incapable of orgasm yet they seem compelled to have sex anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961003) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961007) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:41 PM Author: azure area Fair Pushback (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961036) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Disturbing provocative church building This is not flame TCR. It would be like a retarded version of Plato’s republic in the sense that the eugenic effects of mate pairing (eg, through adult marriage) would be thrown to the wind and any 13 year old with a boner would pass his genes on. No one would know who their father is or would have brothers and sisters in the sense that we know.
I could see the tallest 13 year olds getting released to do the ritual impregnating first as a compromise animal husbandry approach but ultimately all 13 year old males would need to have the opportunity to procreate because 10 days after their 13th birthday they will all be tapped out from whacking off to memories from the ritual.. |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Lake Mexican Space a retarded version of Plato’s republic, if you can keep it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962232) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 10:40 AM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon populations couldnt just blow their load all at once as soon as the males reach puberty. there would need to be strategic cum reserves in case of population losses from disease, war, etc.
wars would also be fought more by older Spent males. the younger fertile population would need to be protected. you can't just send in all your 20 year olds as Berserkers. |
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Date: June 28th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: Disturbing provocative church building That you can stop a teenager from whacking off is nothing more than wishful thinking. The only way to do this would be to remove the hands of a select reserve of males and probably bind their arms as well. Maybe that would be required. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49966920) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Salmon bawdyhouse wet dreams? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960819) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:40 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood there would 100% be a MASSIVE industry for like 13yo boys to freeze their sperm so they can be teenage boys and have some left to eventually get someone pregnant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960851) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon you're fighting the hypo. don't fight the hypo. this sperm cant be frozen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960858) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Heady Pearl Background Story Institution that isn't fighting the hypo. sperm freezing/IVF already exists and would get much larger. main thing would be the whole concepts of female hypergamy and male incels would get completely flipped. plus I don't know what that does to guys psychologically once you've officially busted your last nut. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960861) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: azure area It wouldn't be "flipped", the entire concept of recreational sex would be eliminated. As far as marriage and child rearing there would need to be some sort of authoritarian system to prevent human extinction. If not the government doing it it would be something like how society worked through most of history with marriages arranged by families and virginity very strictly protected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960870) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: azure area Are you running some pedo fantasy? If the sperm can't be frozen then we'd have to breed teenage boys. Unless accidental orgasms are impossible or don't count, in which case we'd make it a criminal offense to deplete your cumshots and put kids in chastity belts if they went below a certain threshold. It would be like some sort of pedo reverse Handmaidens Tale. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960864) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood how TF is that fighting the hypo??? in your world, why wouldn't that be a thing??? it already is a thing, and there probably would have been incentive to get all that figured out faster in this case. I mean are we also assuming it's the 1800s or something? that's a pretty big change and would invalidate some other answers ITT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960865) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:06 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band i agree that it's fighting the hypo but it's the OP's fault for making such a shitty hypo that was so poorly defined
i already got autistically triggered by it above |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:08 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood but like how far back do we have to go in order for medical intervention not to be on the table? if it's not just a parallel universe to today, do we have to talk about how society would have unfolded starting back in the caveman days or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960869) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band you're thinking about this in the wrong way. it's a thought experiment meant to elicit consideration and discussion about why we have the sexual norms and practices that we currently have
the point of the hypo isn't to present a problem to be optimally solved, it's to paint a picture of an alternative reality that can be compared and contrasted to our current one. whoever creates the hypo is *supposed* to close all the loopholes like "freezing sperm" so everyone can stay on track and engage with substantive Thoughts |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:26 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood yeah I'm on the same page as you about it being underspecified. so I still think we DO have to go back to the beginning of humanity and think about how culture would have developed before medical intervention became a thing, which it definitely ultimately would have, if we made it far enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960896) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:27 PM Author: azure area If this was an alternative reality where it's always been this way we'd have evolved to procreate during that limited fertility window like all sorts of animals that have a very limited window. If it happened suddenly today we'd have massive intervention to preserve our precious bodily fluids or face extinction.
You seem frustrated that people aren't focusing on the social consequences of this as you apparently intended, but thats small potatoes compared to the consequences on procreation, which of course everyone is going to focus on over how it would impact shit like hypergamy and incels lmfao. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood 100% agree. I mean there would be social implications if it was like this from the beginning, but much more fundamental and dramatic than what people are discussing here.
so yeah I think this does become a weird pedo fantasy about little boys breeding with girls and women of all ages. it wouldn't just be 13yo boys and 13yo girls. because of how humans are, you know there would be at least SOME women preying on little boys throughout THEIR entire fertility window, however long that is throughout various stages of humanity's development. it would certainly be longer than males' fertility window given the strict limit. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:39 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon no pedo. no pedo. you're the pedo.
it's not a limited fertility window. it would be extremely taboo and discouraged, even forbidden, to just blow through all that cum in the first 100 days as a teenager. imagine the human stories- the man who leads a woman on, knowing he has only a few cums left (and may fail to conceive). the old man with only one left, saving it for One Last Ride near his deathbed. this is largely a humanistic hypo, not a scientific one. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood bro, tons of little boys and girls are brainwashed into genuinely believing they'll literally spend eternity in hell if they have sex before marriage, and they still do it because they're horny teenagers. you think the idea of pRoPaGaTiNg ThE sPeCiEs, in what feels to them like the distant future, would be a greater incentive than that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960926) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: azure area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960929) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: Flatulent elastic band it's not my hypo. i would never present such a poorly fleshed out hypo. i am an Elite Poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960910) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: azure area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960914) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: azure area "if your weiner is stimulated in some way (self or with a partner) you have to finish."
If this includes involuntary stimulation that would mean boys would have ~1 month of fertility once they begin puberty. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:05 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon let's be reasonable, if you brush your wee wee against a table or something you dont have to then jack off to completion. eww. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960866) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: Sadistic Bonkers Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap Interesting hypo.
Chads would become temporary Gods and the most desirable females would fight tooth and nail for them.
Wizards and Incels would eventually find their place in the secondary, non-reproductive market to fuck horny women.
I think the question is what happens to marriage and relationships when men have no reason to give a shit about women after their 100th nut and vice versa. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:45 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood cr, I think the second direction would be more impactful. it's asymmetrical. a Spent male would have no evolutionary reason to give a shit about ANY women. a woman would have no evolutionary reason to give a shit about a PARTICULAR male once he is Spent but she could be driven to move on to a young, potent male. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960924) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 2:47 PM Author: azure area Infertile men still crave a female partner and men are far less likely to initate a divorce even if there's a dead bedroom. Men would still couple up with women. But the power dynamics would revert to what they were when wives could not withhold sex. I think with the issue of sex "solved" the results would be the same whether it's because of impossibility or compulsory marital duty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49960927) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Sadistic Bonkers Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap This is more than infertility, according to the hypo. OP says that men all go limp.
The cucks would be in a really torturous spot. Wife getting slammed by the pool boy and your pathetic little cock wont even get hard enough to allow you to beat off in the closet. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:49 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood tbf plenty of xo poas are already in this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961048) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:32 PM Author: azure area Inshallah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961126) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961141) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Sadistic Bonkers Public Bath Mad-dog Skullcap very true.
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if xoxo has taught us anything, it's that even without a functioning cock, you can still UNLOAD. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon i know women, they're not like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961053) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: azure area Aha, but don't forget that the poolboys have only 100 precious lifetime loads too. In this world is it even possible that any man would resort to piping middle adged bored housewives? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961133) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: citrine curious rehab human race would go extinct that’s like a single summer as a teenager (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961008) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: jet house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961026) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: Grizzly alcoholic liquid oxygen CR. Lol at thinking we'd "solve" this to survive. This would make the comet from Armageddon look like a 2% rise in inflation.
There are people ITT saying that "chads" in their late teens (20s? lol) would be saving up their loads to impregnate women. |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 11:27 AM Author: contagious bat-shit-crazy meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962439) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Splenetic theater I must have come 1,000 times by age 18. There was one day I came six times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961064) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 1:57 AM Author: stimulating personal credit line Poasters ITT are underestimating the ability of society to adapt. Culturally you’d see a lot more “no sex before marriage.” I could see an easy configuration being people having sex once per month in their first year of marriage followed by once a quarter for roughly the next 20 years. That would get most people into their 50s by the time their “cum allowance” is up, at which point I doubt most people would care. Sex in general would become more ritualistic and of course more targeted to procreation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49961950) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 7:08 AM Author: Disturbing provocative church building Are you a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962039) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: stimulating personal credit line I’m literally an android from the future sent back in time to influence human development, and no one will ever read this far down into this thread to see this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49963209) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:59 PM Author: bat shit crazy property mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49963231) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 7:13 AM Author: Floppy gay wizard Huge rise in Orthodox Judaism and Niddah laws to max pregnancy rates and probably secular creampie gangbangs planned out with 10+ cumblasts from top suitors during each female ovulation window and then paternity test after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962042) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:31 AM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon "i'm just here to watch the gangbang," sighed the Spent male. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962102) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: Floppy gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49963047) |
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Date: June 25th, 2026 9:51 AM Author: Salmon bawdyhouse cant believe this thread got so many replies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5877113&forum_id=2)#49962220) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Lake Mexican Space Hypo: human males can only reply to xo threads 100 times ever |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:25 AM Author: fragrant insane crackhouse quadroon *judge sentences you to Five Emissions*
*you're placed in stockade in the town square and jerked off five times in succession without respite*
*you're released and collapse to the hard cobblestones, insensate... the crowd slowly disperses* |