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Tried to be encouraging to new mom barista, I think it came off "creepy" (story)

So my favorite pregnant barista finally returned, she gave b...
Earl Swimshirt
  07/01/26
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Earl Swimshirt
  07/01/26
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guy excitedly buying GTA VI pre-release in 2047
  07/01/26
most new moms don't have milk tits anymore
indian man, alone, thinking a lot about apecock
  07/01/26
I live in a red state so she had big milkers
Earl Swimshirt
  07/01/26
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guy excitedly buying GTA VI pre-release in 2047
  07/01/26
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state your IQ before I engage you further
  07/01/26


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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

So my favorite pregnant barista finally returned, she gave birth to a son. Today while waiting for my order I said "how is he liking the milk? I hear it's good but I haven't had it since I was a kid" (I breast fed as an infant of course was the implication - nothing weird).

She didn't "get" the joke and kinda nervously laughed. To lighten the mood I said laughingly "you can squeeze some into my Americano if you want". And then she went over to her manager and talked to her and the manager came and asked me to leave. I did get my drink and I'm savoring it right now it is very good.

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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: guy excitedly buying GTA VI pre-release in 2047



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: indian man, alone, thinking a lot about apecock

most new moms don't have milk tits anymore

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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt

I live in a red state so she had big milkers

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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: guy excitedly buying GTA VI pre-release in 2047



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: state your IQ before I engage you further



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