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Of course STOOKS are tanking after I buy $1m+ worth
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Date: July 17th, 2026 3:38 AM Author: AZNgirl glueing Lindsey Graham's body parts I'm such a furking moron jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005684) |
Date: July 17th, 2026 3:44 AM Author: G*VT CL*NGE why aren't you 100% btc
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:05 AM Author: Amanda Reckonwith You can sell covered calls on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005690) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 4:22 AM Author: imagine if the races were reversed You should adopt a "two ahead" strategy. Whenever you have a compulsion to do something, you should spend a week pretending you did that thing and it went to complete shit and then whatever you feel like doing in response to that, is what you should actually do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005691) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:16 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) didn't buy enough TrumpCoin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005713) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 6:37 AM Author: animeboi (.) I was actually up 1.4% yesterday, and expect to be up some more today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005731) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:13 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I was up too, but only a few thousand. Probably the same today
Tommy, I'm up about 15% on the basket of high yield dividends I told you about (GIS, KHC, CAG) on stock price alone. Plus they pay a blended yield near around 6.5% even after CAG cut its dividend in half this week
Also up about 10% on PFE since then |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: animeboi (.) GIS was up like 4% yesterday, lol. Wednesday I rolled my $37.5 call (profitably) to next month at $40 and am probably getting blown out oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005771) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:47 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Nice! I wanted to buy ETD but held out for $20. Looks like I missed a good opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005799) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: Big Bear Energy How did you select those three?
They look like they’re at or near 5 year lows, good dividends, and they’re real companies that make things people want (fat fucks like to eat).
Is there a catch? Seems like they’d be ripe to bounce back and even if they don’t, it’s a nice dividend. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:38 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I found these because I've been rebalancing my dividend sleeve, which has led me to check yields on shit and then scoop things that I think look to have some deep value
If I didn't buy CAG earlier in the year, I'd have gone with CPB when it crossed into the 7%+ dividend range
I almost scooped a little ETD (was only going to get 10 - 20k since it's a microcap) at 21 like a week ago, but decided to hold out for 20. Looks like I missed out. This one is more cyclical, so buy a bunch when you feel like we're on the lower end of a cycle and then hold
I have a list on my other computer of things I'm checking periodically for when they fall far enough. Things like AMCR, MO, etc. |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:12 AM Author: cowgod What did I miss? I thought you were doing Treasury Bonds again. What inspired you to buy high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005752) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:14 AM Author: valar vettiri morghulis You need Jesus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005755) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:21 AM Author: married into a shame based culture I pray to furking Allah that you'll have to go back to work some day please sweet baby jeebus make this happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005765) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:24 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I think he'd really just killself rather than move back or take a $5/day job gakking chickens in Cambodia or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005767) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:26 AM Author: married into a shame based culture He'd fold like a cheap suit and go right back to wageslaving for his masters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005772) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:15 AM "So can you explain the twenty year gap in your resume?"
"I was in NIGGA-STAN, kike." |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: the discombobulator ur done here but you can still help the bort if you go back to shorting all the goat tech stocks and stuff. Buy 3x INVERSE AI/tech/megamooners and hold until further notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50005776) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Summon TT to explain his next moves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006013) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: Roblox DOW is down 0.07% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006031) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:03 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm currently up .22% on the day. Mostly on oil and recent value purchases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006169) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe Put like 50 grand in nokia asap. Inside info (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006239) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: gerry mander (guy poasting from 1995) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006240) |
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Date: July 17th, 2026 11:37 AM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nokias-new-act-supplying-the-ai-data-center-boom-e03045c0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5883442&forum_id=2).#50006253) |