Date: September 8th, 2026 3:33 AM Author: ..,..,..,..,,...,,..,..
BRISBANE (AP) — Authorities have exiled whok to Tasmania after his tenth sexcapade with jinx caused chaos in Kangaroo Point. Officials say the pair’s IRL sexcounters traumatized bystanders and confirmed the banishment is permanent: “The mainland simply cannot survive another whok/jinx meetup.”