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Charismatic Persian Depressive
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
kink-friendly digit ratio
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
kink-friendly digit ratio
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
kink-friendly digit ratio
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
kink-friendly digit ratio
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
kink-friendly digit ratio
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
kink-friendly digit ratio
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Charismatic Persian Depressive
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Cyan menage
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Bull headed set
  05/22/26
His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Overrated Heady State Boistinker
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Bull headed set
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
bearded market
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Fishy big heaven
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
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  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Buff Gas Station Internal Respiration
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Charismatic Persian Depressive
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Diverse clown
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
opaque motley background story
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Charismatic Persian Depressive
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Buff Gas Station Internal Respiration
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Overrated Heady State Boistinker
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Charismatic Persian Depressive
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Charismatic Persian Depressive
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Charismatic Persian Depressive
  05/22/26
lol
Cyan menage
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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Charismatic Persian Depressive
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
Charismatic Persian Depressive
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Bull headed set
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
odious iridescent piazza
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
old goat
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
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  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly digit ratio



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Cyan menage

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Bull headed set



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: fragrant sinister locus

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: splenetic plaza black woman



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Buff Gas Station Internal Respiration



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Duck-like New Version



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Diverse clown

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Overrated Heady State Boistinker

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: tantric lavender candlestick maker



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Bull headed set

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed twisted idea he suggested

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: bearded market

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Fishy big heaven

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Indian Lodge

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Buff Gas Station Internal Respiration

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Diverse clown

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: opaque motley background story

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Buff Gas Station Internal Respiration

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Overrated Heady State Boistinker

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Cyan menage

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: lascivious mahogany haunted graveyard theater

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: electric stead hairy legs

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Bull headed set

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Black Cracking Skinny Woman Resort

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: drunken crusty gunner

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: supple cruise ship coffee pot

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: drunken crusty gunner

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: supple cruise ship coffee pot

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: sapphire cerebral wagecucks marketing idea

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: drunken crusty gunner

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: adventurous doctorate

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Cyan menage

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: lascivious mahogany haunted graveyard theater

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Maize 180 public bath patrolman

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Maize 180 public bath patrolman

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Maize 180 public bath patrolman

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: hateful gaming laptop school

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: contagious spruce genital piercing stock car

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Maize 180 public bath patrolman

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Burgundy goal in life

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Insane bipolar immigrant box office

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: saffron godawful national security agency

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Persian Depressive

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Diverse clown

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Bull headed set

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: odious iridescent piazza

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: old goat

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling karate

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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