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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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superior anglo culture
chrome sickened stain legend
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
chrome sickened stain legend
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
chrome sickened stain legend
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
chrome sickened stain legend
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
lascivious plaza
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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boyish onyx forum
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Domesticated Slap-happy Feces Theater
  05/22/26
Colt
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Henna locus
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charismatic locale
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Disco Fries
sooty site
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Passionate rebellious sanctuary headpube
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Out-of-control Immigrant
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Disrespectful contagious faggot firefighter boistinker
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Out-of-control Immigrant
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
boyish onyx forum
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Out-of-control Immigrant
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Cocky turdskin chad
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
Chocolate Pungent Prole
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Henna locus
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
sooty site
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
razzle location
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Henna locus
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Passionate rebellious sanctuary headpube
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Soul-stirring den yarmulke
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Soul-stirring den yarmulke
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Soul-stirring den yarmulke
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
lascivious plaza
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
beady-eyed address
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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sooty site
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
boyish onyx forum
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
lavender church philosopher-king
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Floppy property
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Soul-stirring den yarmulke
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: chrome sickened stain legend



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: boyish onyx forum



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Domesticated Slap-happy Feces Theater

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Immigrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: maize pit ladyboy



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Henna locus



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: charismatic locale



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: sooty site

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious sanctuary headpube

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control Immigrant

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Disrespectful contagious faggot firefighter boistinker



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Out-of-control Immigrant

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: boyish onyx forum

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control Immigrant

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Cocky turdskin chad

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: chartreuse comical regret

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Chocolate Pungent Prole

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Henna locus

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: sooty site

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: razzle location

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2).#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Henna locus

why does every room look so fucking tiny

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Passionate rebellious sanctuary headpube

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed address

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle drab liquid oxygen

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: boyish onyx forum

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Narrow-minded temple

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den yarmulke

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Zombie-like psychic ratface

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Soul-stirring den yarmulke

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Zombie-like psychic ratface

Amazing 🐶

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: avocado apoplectic stage

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring den yarmulke

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: wonderful water buffalo elastic band

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: lascivious plaza

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed address

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Apparently he was banging hookers too

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Link?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: vivacious bright home blood rage

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Fighting giraffe

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

They have a pretty sick IG

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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: doobsian galvanic institution candlestick maker

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Wild dilemma

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Spectacular toilet seat

Killself seems appropriate

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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: medicated aromatic step-uncle's house deer antler

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Shipley was asking for it.

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: sooty site

AI

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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: boyish onyx forum

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: lavender church philosopher-king

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Floppy property

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Marvelous Massive Senate People Who Are Hurt

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring den yarmulke

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Pearl exhilarant orchestra pit new version

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

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