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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: excitant mentally impaired center gaming laptop

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Silver motley prole

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Party Of The First Part Kitchen

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: multi-colored black woman brunch

"You've reached the..."

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: bespoke disgusting heaven

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: bespoke disgusting heaven

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: odious unhinged pit

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: french maize genital piercing

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Insane glittery theater stage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: french maize genital piercing

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Fuchsia High-end State Circlehead

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cowardly unholy institution voyeur



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: federal cuckold

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia High-end State Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia High-end State Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: bateful windowlicker trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: electric school

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: electric school

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: electric school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: electric school

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Charismatic canary whorehouse foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: bespoke disgusting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: contagious talking roast beef

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: contagious talking roast beef

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: contagious talking roast beef

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: copper stimulating hissy fit

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled orchestra pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2).#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp



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