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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

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Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

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Wife had a baby today...ugh

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Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: talking voyeur

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Vibrant chartreuse alpha university

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: shaky striped hyena bawdyhouse

Jesus

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: bisexual blathering laser beams

literally rofling

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome abode hissy fit

LOL just LOL

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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Ocher fat ankles temple

crying

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: bearded turquoise rehab



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Puce bearded shrine sandwich



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Opaque Lay Jew

lost my shit

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: exciting senate



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: peach awkward ceo

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Medicated national bbw

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Medicated national bbw

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Vibrant chartreuse alpha university



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: angry bistre set filthpig

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: topaz provocative coffee pot tank

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: khaki marketing idea psychic

TITC xo career retrospective

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Medicated national bbw

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Walnut institution



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Medicated national bbw

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Sinister Philosopher-king

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: lake headpube incel



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: hot new version

how does he do it?

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: supple tanning salon

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Dashing autistic forum jap

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dun kitty

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Irradiated brilliant macaca wrinkle

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: stirring coral main people gaming laptop

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chrome abode hissy fit

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Violent cruise ship rigpig



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

Much love for the shout, Box.

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: adventurous parlor



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: stirring coral main people gaming laptop

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Curious twinkling lettuce

Cr

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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Violent cruise ship rigpig



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Sadistic marvelous nowag

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Violent cruise ship rigpig



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: tantric ratface fanboi

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Puce bearded shrine sandwich

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Puce bearded shrine sandwich

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Sinister Philosopher-king

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Puce bearded shrine sandwich

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: exciting senate

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Sinister Philosopher-king

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Dark Dog Poop Church Building

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret

180

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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Twisted Mint Regret



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: grizzly impressive field stock car



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bespoke heaven

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: exciting senate



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Submissive School



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Coiffed frisky hospital background story



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Coiffed frisky hospital background story

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: amethyst exhilarant haunted graveyard



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: sticky indigo international law enforcement agency

Bookmarked.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: boyish stag film



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: stimulating apoplectic puppy

180

now i kinda get his shtick

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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Gaped sapphire travel guidebook



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: titillating water buffalo blood rage



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: clear excitant box office



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone mood garrison

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: bipolar talented market pozpig

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: boyish stag film



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Harsh feces sanctuary



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Chestnut legal warrant crackhouse



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dun kitty



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: claret address cuckoldry

the man is a champion.

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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Odious alcoholic locale mad-dog skullcap

where did he go

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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Arousing step-uncle's house



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dun kitty



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: out-of-control comical gas station

wish the little guy would come back.

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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2).#49964828)