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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
Wonderful Abode Dopamine
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Dashing whorehouse
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Vigorous Electric Furnace Lay
  06/07/26
mods plz for pete’s sake
lavender heady mad-dog skullcap
  06/07/26
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Wonderful Abode Dopamine
  06/07/26
I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
lavender heady mad-dog skullcap
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Wonderful Abode Dopamine
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aggressive lime principal's office
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embarrassed to the bone rigpig
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vivacious glassy hissy fit bawdyhouse
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Blue jet-lagged boistinker ticket booth
  06/07/26
Was he taller than the groom?
Blue jet-lagged boistinker ticket booth
  06/07/26
Easily a foot taller lol
Wonderful Abode Dopamine
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Dashing whorehouse
  06/07/26
How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
Contagious useless brakes philosopher-king
  06/07/26
Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
Wonderful Abode Dopamine
  06/07/26
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nighttime sanctuary
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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Dopamine

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Dashing whorehouse



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Electric Furnace Lay



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: lavender heady mad-dog skullcap

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Dopamine

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: lavender heady mad-dog skullcap

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Dopamine



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: aggressive lime principal's office



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone rigpig



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: vivacious glassy hissy fit bawdyhouse



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Blue jet-lagged boistinker ticket booth



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Blue jet-lagged boistinker ticket booth

Was he taller than the groom?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Dopamine

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Dashing whorehouse



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Contagious useless brakes philosopher-king

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Wonderful Abode Dopamine

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: nighttime sanctuary



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