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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: supple crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Burgundy chapel hairy legs



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: kink-friendly violent newt people who are hurt



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: out-of-control heaven



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Dashing hissy fit



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: racy turdskin

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: racy turdskin

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: supple crackhouse



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: wonderful disgusting property double fault

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Honey-headed Associate

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Insanely creepy deer antler tanning salon



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mewling rigor son of senegal



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: glittery low-t lay alpha



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: supple crackhouse



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Cream Wagecucks

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Gas Station Jewess

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: excitant codepig

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Maniacal spot

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Spectacular mentally impaired roast beef jap

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: violet dragon hall

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bearded home

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: sickened trump supporter

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: floppy church sweet tailpipe

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: cruel-hearted casino

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: violet dragon hall



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: snowy gay wizard

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Dun titillating friendly grandma temple

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Razzle stead windowlicker

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Talented Parlor



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Flesh Doctorate Area

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: bistre preventive strike indirect expression

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Painfully honest meetinghouse

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: hyperactive alcoholic stock car

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: vermilion stage dopamine

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: supple crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: shaky aquamarine weed whacker theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Effete heady party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Comical White Cruise Ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: fighting theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Brindle native

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: vermilion stage dopamine

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Maniacal spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Gas Station Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Mischievous ruby piazza clown

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: adventurous adulterous senate genital piercing

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Bateful Hell Multi-billionaire

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: vermilion stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Red galvanic whorehouse partner

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Stirring topaz dingle berry resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous field rigpig

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Mewling rigor son of senegal

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Trip Swollen Really Tough Guy

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Cyan Mad Cow Disease Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: lascivious gay institution private investor

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Milky corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Judgmental peach principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Bright menage mediation



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Ticket Booth

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Bright menage mediation

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: amethyst angry boistinker candlestick maker

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: supple crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Demanding indian lodge haunted graveyard

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: deep persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Mischievous ruby piazza clown

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: supple crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: violet dragon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: ebony university

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Thriller infuriating gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: glassy provocative incel



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: supple crackhouse

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Yapping Narrow-minded Faggot Firefighter

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Iridescent Sound Barrier Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: deep persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Yapping Narrow-minded Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Spectacular mentally impaired roast beef jap

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Charismatic Stag Film Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: violet dragon hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Motley splenetic personal credit line base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking useless digit ratio



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Cracking useless digit ratio



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Cracking useless digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: High-end Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: gaped reading party depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: gaped reading party depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: bearded rose headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated bearded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: crusty toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Fragrant tantric mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: primrose cuck rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Judgmental peach principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Cerebral garrison



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: stimulating grizzly affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Unholy Shimmering Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Olive Gas Station Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Unholy Shimmering Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: frisky orchestra pit filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Dead lilac locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Naked yellow coldplay fan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: passionate lemon dilemma french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Nighttime bossy den

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Boyish Chocolate Fat Ankles Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Point



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Unholy Shimmering Dysfunction



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: domesticated idiot parlour



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Bonkers indigo athletic conference faggotry



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: frisky orchestra pit filthpig



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Arousing Set



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: AI has never started a F500 company



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948355)