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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: aggressive depressive coldplay fan

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: aggressive depressive coldplay fan

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Garnet Indirect Expression Hall

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: misanthropic garrison

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Flesh Electric Furnace Police Squad

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Rambunctious library old irish cottage

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Yellow mad cow disease

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Adulterous insane factory reset button

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: pale locale pocket flask

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: vigorous theater stage pervert

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: talking dun nibblets

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Water Buffalo

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Dashing boistinker

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Flirting Sandwich

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: Demanding Contagious Abode

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Heady bearded selfie

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Crimson sexy roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Red public bath

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: pontificating narrow-minded wagecucks gas station

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: idiotic stimulating laser beams



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: dark provocative giraffe principal's office

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Claret greedy fat ankles tanning salon

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged startling chad

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz double fault



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired swashbuckling temple dysfunction



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: glittery round eye

180

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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: curious lilac parlour toilet seat



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: supple trailer park

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Jet-lagged startling chad

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Adulterous insane factory reset button



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious library old irish cottage



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Appetizing twisted site marketing idea

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed patrolman lay

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Boyish bonkers pisswyrm

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Jet-lagged startling chad



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: abusive adventurous kitty cat

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Zippy plaza



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: histrionic slippery sanctuary milk

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: snowy charismatic rigpig deer antler



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia thriller mood

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: hairraiser ocher organic girlfriend lodge

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: unholy set antidepressant drug



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Wine federal candlestick maker turdskin

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: silver diverse dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Pearl aromatic coffee pot



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Fluffy Psychic Indian Lodge



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible sooty hospital cumskin

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Fluffy Psychic Indian Lodge

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: khaki property useless brakes

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: motley box office scourge upon the earth

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: blue passionate trump supporter



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing twisted site marketing idea

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: pale locale pocket flask



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: rusted hell

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bronze sadistic therapy



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: burgundy bateful range goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: talented coral stag film haunted graveyard

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: maize exhilarant business firm

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Comical zombie-like den pistol



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: blue passionate trump supporter



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: maize exhilarant business firm



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: deep lavender ceo

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: titillating autistic love of her life



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: pale locale pocket flask



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: blathering immigrant half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Clown



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Clown



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: arousing costumed theatre philosopher-king



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: transparent impertinent prole point



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy market rigor



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: insanely creepy market rigor



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome partner party of the first part



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: vigorous theater stage pervert



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: idiotic stimulating laser beams



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: stubborn plum pit trust fund



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: fragrant filthy dog poop mediation



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Pearl aromatic coffee pot



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: chest-beating thirsty filthpig newt



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Spectacular cuck national security agency



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Mustard Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Rambunctious library old irish cottage



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Mustard Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: low-t gaped kitty



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Author: alcoholic soul-stirring cuckoldry institution



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: alcoholic soul-stirring cuckoldry institution



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: hairless peach roast beef whorehouse



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: up-to-no-good messiness

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Odious Turquoise Area Black Woman



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous step-uncle's house macaca



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Mustard Razzle-dazzle School Cafeteria



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Opaque Misunderstood Brethren



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: slate internet-worthy gaming laptop



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: low-t gaped kitty



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: nudist at-the-ready spot jap



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: sepia cuckold



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Bossy Goal In Life Wrinkle



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Magical Mint Affirmative Action

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: pungent locus

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: Odious Turquoise Area Black Woman



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Coiffed splenetic hairy legs

xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2).#49948355)