why not just invent a robot that can make a sandwich?
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Date: December 7th, 2022 11:40 AM Author: Multi-colored Masturbator Striped Hyena
lol
three pieces of sliced meat: salami, turkey, or ham with a piece of cheese--SANDWICH
or are you delicately placing tomatoes and lettuce pickles and three types of custom mayo on your works of art?
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Date: December 7th, 2022 8:31 PM Author: buff round eye base
here are my (main) issues:
- twisty bread bag tie things—should be self-explanatory. wtf.
- deli meat/cheese—first you have to open the refrigerator then you have to open the meat/cheese drawer, then you have to get the stuff out, and only then do you even start making the actual sandwich. repeat all steps in reverse and then wash your hands to clean off the meat juice. ridiculous.
- condiments—you actually have to use silverware and then CLEAN the fucking silverware. it’s like, where does it end?
usually i’m so disgusted with the whole process that i end up just throwing the sandwich away before eating it. i don’t want to give it the pleasure of beating me like that.
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