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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
clear goal in life principal's office
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
soul-stirring slap-happy native
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
clear goal in life principal's office
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
soul-stirring slap-happy native
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
clear goal in life principal's office
  10/03/12
dat racis
Thriller Menage Boistinker
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Mind-boggling maniacal locale
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
garnet nursing home
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
diverse sneaky criminal
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
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  10/11/12
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  10/22/12
jesus....
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IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/03/12
prescient
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
chocolate electric giraffe
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Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
abnormal space
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Razzle boltzmann
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
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  10/11/12
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
vivacious crystalline den tank
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
soul-stirring slap-happy native
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
soul-stirring slap-happy native
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
soul-stirring slap-happy native
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
godawful dilemma goyim
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Razzle boltzmann
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
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Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
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RIP brother
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Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
vivacious crystalline den tank
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
marvelous smoky sanctuary
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
vivacious crystalline den tank
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
marvelous smoky sanctuary
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
vivacious crystalline den tank
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this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Razzle boltzmann
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brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
marvelous smoky sanctuary
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Razzle boltzmann
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
marvelous smoky sanctuary
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Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
vivacious crystalline den tank
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Razzle boltzmann
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I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
vivacious crystalline den tank
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CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Razzle boltzmann
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
marvelous smoky sanctuary
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brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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WTF!!!
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you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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180.
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predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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Update?
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sinister out-of-control home
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Second page!?
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I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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anyone heard anything about this?
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
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lets do this
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hippo is still there
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: clear goal in life principal's office

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: clear goal in life principal's office

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: clear goal in life principal's office

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Thriller Menage Boistinker

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal locale

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: garnet nursing home

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: diverse sneaky criminal

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: gaped boyish voyeur

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Spruce Adulterous International Law Enforcement Agency Office

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: shaky property sound barrier

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Erotic Dun Depressive

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Erotic Dun Depressive

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Erotic Dun Depressive

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: saffron excitant feces



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Nudist range



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: cocky people who are hurt set

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Flesh ape address

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: abnormal space

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: exciting marketing idea indian lodge

he just bein' he

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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: spectacular self-absorbed library fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mustard Public Bath Macaca



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: charismatic federal friendly grandma

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: chocolate electric giraffe

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Mewling big kitty

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: rose stag film

haha ty

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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: glassy glittery heaven selfie

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: abnormal space

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Anal chartreuse hospital

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: godawful dilemma goyim

170

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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: wine forum internal respiration

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Maroon floppy pervert

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: wine forum internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: violent jap tanning salon

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sienna Turdskin Prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Sooty scourge upon the earth doctorate

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Supple Temple Associate



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: elite thirsty half-breed stage



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: drunken provocative queen of the night

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: bipolar sickened lodge

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: saffron excitant feces

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone buck-toothed point pisswyrm

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: appetizing geriatric area telephone



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: godawful dilemma goyim

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: startling haunting house

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Sienna Turdskin Prole



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: Bateful balding cuckold plaza



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Turquoise spot french chef

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Comical Chapel

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Spruce Adulterous International Law Enforcement Agency Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Arousing location

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: clear goal in life principal's office

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: drunken provocative queen of the night

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: vivacious crystalline den tank

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: irradiated chest-beating national dragon

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Bearded aggressive orchestra pit candlestick maker

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: racy abode



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: cerise bisexual weed whacker community account



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: amethyst useless foreskin milk

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: abnormal space

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: twisted wagecucks

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: aquamarine multi-colored lay death wish



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Contagious Ticket Booth Background Story

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: garnet nursing home

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Crusty talented philosopher-king

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Green hairraiser ceo clown

Lies

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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: marvelous smoky sanctuary

WTF!!!

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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: azure slippery pit idiot

you should sue, bro

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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Misanthropic Well-lubricated Mad Cow Disease Organic Girlfriend



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Mewling big kitty

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

180.



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: curious useless brakes stead

lol

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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Aromatic Mischievous Cuck Brunch

predictable, but still lulzy

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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: confused parlor dog poop

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: slimy cruel-hearted azn resort



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring slap-happy native

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Tripping Puppy



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: violent jap tanning salon

Second page!?

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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: cerise bisexual weed whacker community account



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hell



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Passionate nubile center genital piercing

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Business Firm Factory Reset Button

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Razzle boltzmann



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: mauve toilet seat



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: talking dingle berry university



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: filthy field

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: copper psychic

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: elite thirsty half-breed stage



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hell



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: opaque trip twinkling uncleanness

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: 180 up-to-no-good corner



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Sooty scourge upon the earth doctorate



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Spruce Adulterous International Law Enforcement Agency Office



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: blathering blood rage

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: azure slippery pit idiot



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Passionate nubile center genital piercing

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric area telephone

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: appetizing geriatric area telephone

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Contagious Ticket Booth Background Story

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Histrionic ebony patrolman theatre

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Green hairraiser ceo clown

gots to get mine ofs

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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Histrionic ebony patrolman theatre

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: opaque trip twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Hateful gaming laptop jew

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate coldplay fan



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: spectacular self-absorbed library fortuitous meteor

180

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous milky institution really tough guy

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring senate coldplay fan

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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Ruddy angry market



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: mauve toilet seat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: salmon motley school cafeteria

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

the latest?

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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Ruddy angry market

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Flatulent Aphrodisiac Multi-billionaire

The hippo has not yet tired

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: sepia mother



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Deep learning disabled step-uncle's house chad

He impregnated the hippo

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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: chrome bawdyhouse coffee pot



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: fragrant navy base



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

where are we on this?

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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: wonderful alcoholic generalized bond state



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Puce brethren shrine

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: talking dingle berry university

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: abnormal space

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: talking dingle berry university

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: abnormal space

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Ruddy angry market

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: overrated hairy legs



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: domesticated ladyboy sandwich



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Nighttime Dysfunction



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: territorial box office athletic conference



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: wonderful alcoholic generalized bond state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: sinister out-of-control home

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2).#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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