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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Rusted chapel

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: irate party of the first part

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed stead toilet seat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring abusive rehab athletic conference

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall kitty cat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: boyish digit ratio shitlib



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed stead toilet seat

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Vigorous People Who Are Hurt Pit

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Poppy hideous psychic gunner

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: wild property knife

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: opaque gaped abode

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall kitty cat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Rambunctious Place Of Business



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: opaque gaped abode



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Amber electric furnace native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: indigo mind-boggling toaster lay



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Insane Titillating Library



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: aromatic crimson sex offender



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Rusted chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: laughsome yarmulke theater stage

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: offensive maroon dopamine school cafeteria

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: razzle coldplay fan



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: offensive maroon dopamine school cafeteria

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Point

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: dark public bath tattoo



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: opaque gaped abode

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Sexy grizzly step-uncle's house genital piercing



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: awkward shimmering partner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Diverse university immigrant

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: house-broken idea he suggested ratface



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: buck-toothed clear factory reset button coffee pot

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Effete swollen space

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Ruby piazza

9848578947589245

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Amber electric furnace native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Sooty cerebral masturbator circlehead

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: fragrant vermilion station azn

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Bipolar provocative tank orchestra pit



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Ruby piazza

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: buck-toothed clear factory reset button coffee pot

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Slimy Fortuitous Meteor Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed clear factory reset button coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Ruby piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: canary tantric location mood



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: maniacal son of senegal



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: bearded degenerate principal's office

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: red wonderful travel guidebook



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Burgundy shaky idiot

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Burgundy shaky idiot

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Slimy Fortuitous Meteor Depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Rusted chapel

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Slimy Fortuitous Meteor Depressive

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Learning disabled hall kitty cat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Sickened excitant stage double fault



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany community account death wish



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal aqua area



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Irradiated mahogany community account death wish



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Unholy crackhouse really tough guy

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Emerald Locus

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Unholy crackhouse really tough guy



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Emerald Locus

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: white greedy casino stock car

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Place Of Business



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Emerald Locus

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Bossy Stag Film Preventive Strike

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: opaque gaped abode



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Supple box office



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Poppy hideous psychic gunner



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sound barrier trailer park

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Bipolar provocative tank orchestra pit

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: slippery thriller affirmative action



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Sable hateful pozpig mad-dog skullcap

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Mewling anal church turdskin

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Exciting chartreuse haunted graveyard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: maniacal son of senegal



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: glittery friendly grandma legend



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: aromatic crimson sex offender



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Lilac heady kitchen



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: umber selfie sanctuary



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Sexy grizzly step-uncle's house genital piercing



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Mewling anal church turdskin



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

Greatest movie of ARE generation

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: glittery friendly grandma legend



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: comical geriatric national corn cake

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckold base



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Lilac heady kitchen



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: buck-toothed clear factory reset button coffee pot

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Bossy Stag Film Preventive Strike

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: cowardly olive dragon hairy legs

A billion

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckold base

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Diverse university immigrant



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Point

This

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: painfully honest floppy stage useless brakes

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Duck-like shrine



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Dashing giraffe

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: buck-toothed clear factory reset button coffee pot

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Poppy hideous psychic gunner



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: laughsome yarmulke theater stage

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia Adventurous Legal Warrant



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: insecure set



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: electric resort dysfunction

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Nofapping gas station mental disorder



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Silver spectacular prole

this was my favorite part

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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: insecure set



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Author: Diverse university immigrant



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Author: Blathering Institution Gaping



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Blathering Institution Gaping

still crack up every time I think of this line

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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Swashbuckling sound barrier trailer park

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: opaque gaped abode

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Diverse university immigrant

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: slippery thriller affirmative action

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Author: painfully honest floppy stage useless brakes



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: house-broken idea he suggested ratface

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Hairless demanding messiness site

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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Carnelian Contagious Bawdyhouse Milk

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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Lascivious multi-billionaire

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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: electric resort dysfunction

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Onyx newt

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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Fluffy Point

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Ocher racy brunch

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: painfully honest floppy stage useless brakes

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2).#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: painfully honest floppy stage useless brakes

Thank

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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Rusted chapel

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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Slimy Fortuitous Meteor Depressive

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Author: salmon house

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: appetizing azure pocket flask

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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Nudist address

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
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what a time to be alive

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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Histrionic Iridescent Corner

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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