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Hypo: 50 million dollars but Starbucks employee drops hot drink on your dick

I think I would risk it for the money brothers. Here's wh...
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
(Lenkov to revolted jury)
ultramarine shrine doctorate
  03/06/25
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Vivacious preventive strike
  03/06/25
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maize faggot firefighter kitty cat
  03/06/25
hint: the injury lawyer is overrepresenting the client's dam...
fluffy boltzmann
  03/06/25
Personal injury lawyers wouldn't do that. Trust me, I know t...
umber temple mother
  03/06/25
But the plaintiff spent two weeks in the icu!!
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
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gold arousing pit lettuce
  03/06/25
If you dump a significant amount of boiling water on yoursel...
Adulterous Boyish Jewess Hospital
  03/06/25
Would like to see this in an experiment but seems unlikely. ...
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
I've seen this happen to people. It's horrifying. Put some...
Adulterous Boyish Jewess Hospital
  03/06/25
If nothing happens cslg ought to return his share of the win...
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
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bull headed glassy theater stage patrolman
  03/06/25
"I've had boiling water poured on me a dozen times in m...
Hairraiser clown
  03/06/25
Yeah and I've never sustained a serious burn. U? Poast
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
it's just wondering about the multiple other occasions you'v...
Hairraiser clown
  03/06/25
Yeah me too
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
you really need to rethink your life if starbucks employees ...
Cerebral sooty yarmulke area
  03/06/25
i can try to get this money together but it might tak ea whi...
nubile pale turdskin
  03/06/25
but where would i get
dashing bright water buffalo
  03/06/25
cr just jump right before the boiling water hits ur dick
Flatulent Aggressive Pervert
  03/06/25
You can wick it away very quickly too. By the time you rub t...
vibrant bearded rigor
  03/06/25
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AI has never started a F500 company
  06/19/26
That's why I'm constantly jacking my dick so any boiling liq...
Spectacular avocado den really tough guy
  03/06/25
but can I still unload? Am I a nullo?
Sick roast beef genital piercing
  03/06/25


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Date: March 6th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

I think I would risk it for the money brothers.

Here's what I don't understand, did the guy not jump away or flick the hot water off? I've had boiling water poured on me a dozen times in my life, mostly by myself accidentally while cooking. Does no one ever dodge out of the way?

How does your penis boil to a crisp? It sounds like the plaintiff popped open the top, stuck his dick in it intentionally, and waited for it to boil. I mean, it's just absurd. One flying cup of hot coffee isn't going to destroy your wang.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721529)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: ultramarine shrine doctorate

(Lenkov to revolted jury)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721549)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Vivacious preventive strike



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Date: March 6th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: maize faggot firefighter kitty cat



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: fluffy boltzmann

hint: the injury lawyer is overrepresenting the client's damages to get a larger payout

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721550)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: umber temple mother

Personal injury lawyers wouldn't do that. Trust me, I know these things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721557)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

But the plaintiff spent two weeks in the icu!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721577)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: gold arousing pit lettuce



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Boyish Jewess Hospital

If you dump a significant amount of boiling water on yourself and are wearing clothes, your skin in the affected area just sloughs off almost immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721553)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

Would like to see this in an experiment but seems unlikely. It's a cup of coffee not a cauldron of boiling oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721573)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Adulterous Boyish Jewess Hospital

I've seen this happen to people. It's horrifying. Put some jeans on and dump a bunch of boiling water on your leg if you want, I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721753)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

If nothing happens cslg ought to return his share of the winnings to Starbucks with an apology note

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721761)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: bull headed glassy theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48723011)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

"I've had boiling water poured on me a dozen times in my life, mostly by myself accidentally while cooking."

mostly?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721760)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

Yeah and I've never sustained a serious burn. U? Poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721763)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser clown

it's just wondering about the multiple other occasions you've had boiling water poured on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721777)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

Yeah me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48722034)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Cerebral sooty yarmulke area

you really need to rethink your life if starbucks employees or mcdonalds employees are dropping hot coffee on your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48721775)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: nubile pale turdskin

i can try to get this money together but it might tak ea while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48722037)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: dashing bright water buffalo

but where would i get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48722555)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Flatulent Aggressive Pervert

cr just jump right before the boiling water hits ur dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48722582)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: vibrant bearded rigor

You can wick it away very quickly too. By the time you rub the water off it's nearly cold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48722606)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: AI has never started a F500 company



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#49948282)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Spectacular avocado den really tough guy

That's why I'm constantly jacking my dick so any boiling liquid effects will be mitigated like windshield wipers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48723006)



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Date: March 6th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Sick roast beef genital piercing

but can I still unload? Am I a nullo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5689955&forum_id=2).#48723021)