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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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diverse heaven
  08/14/13
tell me
brass site
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
razzle-dazzle hideous stock car
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Purple ladyboy
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple
  05/12/15
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Arousing selfie
  05/12/15
so underrated
narrow-minded library
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Spectacular ungodly forum
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Self-centered orange office fanboi
  03/31/18
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talented maize space old irish cottage
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Zombie-like Comical Jewess
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  12/11/24
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Glittery sinister messiness
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Dun laser beams resort
  08/12/25
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Violet quadroon new version
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Glittery sinister messiness
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Salmon whorehouse
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
White Parlour Toilet Seat
  08/14/13
lmao
brass site
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lime nudist reading party
  12/11/24
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contagious juggernaut
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Salmon whorehouse
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
poppy nursing home
  08/14/13
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Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
marvelous cyan stage
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
rofl
brass site
  08/14/13
180
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
rofl
Fragrant flushed coldplay fan
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
soul-stirring digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol
emerald half-breed
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Maniacal set coffee pot
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Spectacular ungodly forum
  03/10/14
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Opaque irradiated death wish
  03/24/21
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Alcoholic disturbing indian lodge
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Dun laser beams resort
  08/12/25
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Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
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Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
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Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
White Parlour Toilet Seat
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
best of thread
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
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Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
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contagious juggernaut
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
contagious juggernaut
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
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Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
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Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Galvanic Jew Garrison
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
White Parlour Toilet Seat
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Low-t Cumskin
  08/14/13
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brass site
  08/14/13
180
hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend
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Passionate Primrose Multi-billionaire
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Maniacal set coffee pot
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diverse heaven
  08/17/13
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Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple
  01/19/16
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Self-centered orange office fanboi
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Low-t Cumskin
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
lol
Slimy hominid
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
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Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
racy filthy codepig parlor
  08/14/13
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cerebral scourge upon the earth
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
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histrionic lay
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
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Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
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Free-loading apoplectic lettuce principal's office
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Opaque irradiated death wish
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Translucent appetizing locale
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
marvelous cyan stage
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
marvelous cyan stage
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Adventurous French Institution Roommate
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Sienna elite trailer park
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Translucent appetizing locale
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
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Wonderful Twinkling School Cafeteria Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
curious startled shrine cuckold
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
whatever
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
self-absorbed blue shitlib state
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
lol
hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
180
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
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concupiscible persian
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bespoke topaz skinny woman
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
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Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
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pearl arrogant ratface
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
sapphire hunting ground sex offender
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
trip base
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cracking trust fund hall
  08/14/13
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laughsome national security agency
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
lmao
Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell
  08/14/13
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Wonderful Twinkling School Cafeteria Liquid Oxygen
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Haunting big church
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
boyish know-it-all gaping clown
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
diverse heaven
  08/14/13
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Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
Pics?
Bateful gas station
  08/14/13
link?
lime nudist reading party
  08/17/13
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brass site
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
thriller federal ticket booth place of business
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
aphrodisiac sanctuary
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
lemon plaza
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
razzmatazz property
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
dashing nighttime boiling water
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Electric Associate Stead
  08/14/13
Underrated
laughsome national security agency
  08/15/13
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Spectacular ungodly forum
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
dashing nighttime boiling water
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Electric Associate Stead
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Multi-colored khaki cuckoldry
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Razzle tan piazza elastic band
  08/14/13
lol
emerald half-breed
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Razzle tan piazza elastic band
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
emerald half-breed
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Razzle tan piazza elastic band
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
dashing nighttime boiling water
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
alcoholic crackhouse generalized bond
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Translucent appetizing locale
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Amethyst menage
  08/14/13
180
exciting transparent stag film
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
emerald half-breed
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Maniacal set coffee pot
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
emerald half-breed
  08/14/13
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180 navy puppy locus
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painfully honest windowlicker voyeur
  08/14/13
180
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
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Electric Associate Stead
  08/15/13
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lemon plaza
  08/17/13
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adulterous box office
  09/11/13
Lmao
Excitant Violent Brethren
  06/07/17
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Dun laser beams resort
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Odious tank church building
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
180 navy puppy locus
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Slap-happy Aqua Dragon Roast Beef
  08/14/13
lol
deep medicated home sweet tailpipe
  08/14/13
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lascivious drunken internal respiration
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Costumed field
  08/14/13
180
Spruce Theatre
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Misunderstood Puce Party Of The First Part Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
coral market
  08/17/13
poignant
stimulating glassy sneaky criminal
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Rough-skinned tripping water buffalo
  08/17/13
...
180 navy puppy locus
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
adulterous box office
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Free-loading apoplectic lettuce principal's office
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Multi-colored khaki cuckoldry
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Purple ladyboy
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Fighting azn bawdyhouse
  12/28/13
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Exhilarant hospital crotch
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
abusive flirting prole
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
floppy hot address son of senegal
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
ebony supple station
  03/10/14
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Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
racy filthy codepig parlor
  05/12/15
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Rusted pit
  01/19/16
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Maniacal set coffee pot
  10/25/17
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lime nudist reading party
  11/29/15
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lime nudist reading party
  12/23/15
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Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple
  01/05/16
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lime nudist reading party
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Charcoal crawly filthpig
  06/07/17
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Rusted pit
  09/22/17
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diverse heaven
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
light hairraiser range tattoo
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
brilliant dopamine
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
light hairraiser range tattoo
  07/18/18
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Opaque irradiated death wish
  04/30/19
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lime nudist reading party
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lime nudist reading party
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Cowardly center personal credit line
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Opaque irradiated death wish
  12/16/21
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Opaque irradiated death wish
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: diverse heaven



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: brass site

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: diverse heaven

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hideous stock car

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Purple ladyboy

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Arousing selfie



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded library

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Spectacular ungodly forum



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Self-centered orange office fanboi



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cracking trust fund hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic disturbing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Glittery sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dun laser beams resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Violet quadroon new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Glittery sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Salmon whorehouse

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: White Parlour Toilet Seat

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: brass site

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: lime nudist reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Salmon whorehouse

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: poppy nursing home

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: marvelous cyan stage

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: brass site

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Fragrant flushed coldplay fan

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring digit ratio

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: emerald half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Maniacal set coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Spectacular ungodly forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Alcoholic disturbing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Dun laser beams resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: diverse heaven

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: White Parlour Toilet Seat

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: contagious juggernaut

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: diverse heaven

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Galvanic Jew Garrison

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: White Parlour Toilet Seat

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Low-t Cumskin

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: brass site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Passionate Primrose Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Maniacal set coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: diverse heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Self-centered orange office fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Low-t Cumskin

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Slimy hominid

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: racy filthy codepig parlor

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: cerebral scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: histrionic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Free-loading apoplectic lettuce principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Free-loading apoplectic lettuce principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: diverse heaven

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Translucent appetizing locale

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: marvelous cyan stage

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: marvelous cyan stage

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Adventurous French Institution Roommate

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sienna elite trailer park

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Translucent appetizing locale

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Wonderful Twinkling School Cafeteria Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: curious startled shrine cuckold

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed blue shitlib state

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: diverse heaven

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: concupiscible persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bespoke topaz skinny woman

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: diverse heaven

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: pearl arrogant ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hateful twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: sapphire hunting ground sex offender

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: trip base

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cracking trust fund hall

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Stirring Mahogany Deer Antler Hell

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Wonderful Twinkling School Cafeteria Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Haunting big church

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: boyish know-it-all gaping clown

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: diverse heaven

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Kink-friendly vivacious meetinghouse mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bateful gas station

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: lime nudist reading party

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: brass site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: thriller federal ticket booth place of business

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac sanctuary

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: lemon plaza

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: dashing nighttime boiling water

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Electric Associate Stead

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Spectacular ungodly forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: dashing nighttime boiling water

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Electric Associate Stead

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki cuckoldry

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Burgundy beady-eyed ape double fault

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle tan piazza elastic band

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: emerald half-breed

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle tan piazza elastic band

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: emerald half-breed

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle tan piazza elastic band

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: dashing nighttime boiling water

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: alcoholic crackhouse generalized bond

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Translucent appetizing locale

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Amethyst menage

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: exciting transparent stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: emerald half-breed

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Maniacal set coffee pot

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: emerald half-breed

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: 180 navy puppy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: painfully honest windowlicker voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Electric Associate Stead



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: lemon plaza



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: adulterous box office



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Excitant Violent Brethren

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Dun laser beams resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Odious tank church building

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: 180 navy puppy locus

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Slap-happy Aqua Dragon Roast Beef

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: deep medicated home sweet tailpipe

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: lascivious drunken internal respiration



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Costumed field

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Spruce Theatre

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Misunderstood Puce Party Of The First Part Step-uncle's House

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: coral market

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: stimulating glassy sneaky criminal

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned tripping water buffalo

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: 180 navy puppy locus



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: adulterous box office

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Free-loading apoplectic lettuce principal's office

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki cuckoldry

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Purple ladyboy

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Fighting azn bawdyhouse

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant hospital crotch



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: abusive flirting prole

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: floppy hot address son of senegal

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: ebony supple station

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: racy filthy codepig parlor

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Rusted pit



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Maniacal set coffee pot



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: lime nudist reading party



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: lime nudist reading party



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Naked Heady Striped Hyena Temple



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: lime nudist reading party



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Charcoal crawly filthpig

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Rusted pit



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: diverse heaven



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: light hairraiser range tattoo

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: brilliant dopamine

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2).#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: light hairraiser range tattoo

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated death wish



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: lime nudist reading party



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: lime nudist reading party



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Cowardly center personal credit line



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated death wish



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Opaque irradiated death wish



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