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oomox tp were you around for the SP bathmats / night vision goggles incident?
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:24 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889704) |
Date: May 19th, 2026 8:25 AM Author: up-to-no-good masturbator ape I was not, sounds 180, please ELUCIDATE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889713) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye Oh gosh I'm going to miss some details, others can correct. But it's my favorite of all the various SP sagas. I just bumped some contemporaneous threads. It involved some poasting luminaries such as TBF, Zurich, Hegemon, gunneratttt, MASE, others will put up their hands. Someone posted some throwaway comment about us watching SP in his house with night vision optical devices. SP freaked out, everyone spontaneously reacted. Within hours, SP was convinced that a secret cabal had obtained high powered NVODs and were monitoring his house ready to kill him. This cabal had bath mats with pictures of SP's family made and were using them in their homes. Then the bath mats had SP's family's pics, but the eyes had been scratched out of the photos. Then poasters were using these bath mats with scratched out eyes to masturbate to, and were masturbating into jars and storing the cum jars. And then some other shit I don't remember now. SP believed all of it and freaked out. It sounds mean, but it was funny, partly because it was so preposterous that SP would believe any of this. Good times, good times. |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: up-to-no-good masturbator ape 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889736) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye I thought you might appreciate this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889749) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:35 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit LJL i'd forgotten some of those details. lmao. just look at how insane that sounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889737) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye it cannot possibly be true yet it was |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: well-lubricated pea-brained pistol Amazing all around, very believable story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889738) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:45 AM Author: hairraiser rehab bbw The eyes were burned out with cigarettes on the bathmat iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889762) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye LMAO yes I think that's right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889766) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:48 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit oh wait, wasn't the story that someone had a bathmat made with a pic of spaceporn's family and did that? i totally remembered it wrong.
the night vision goggles was us doing recon outside his house at night. |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye I had it in memory as the photos had the eyes burned or scratched out, and then someone made bath mats with those photos, and then we masturbated into jars over them
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:49 AM Author: up-to-no-good masturbator ape Any insight on why the cum was stored? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889772) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:51 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye I don't think that element of the story was tested under fire but if others recall they will expand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889781) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:27 AM Author: well-lubricated pea-brained pistol I missed this too pls explain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889718) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:33 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit gunner, butt cheeks and i (maybe others) convinced spaceporn we'd broken into his house with night vision goggles and looked at his family or something absolutely insane and he believed it. that was when i started thinking he was running elaborate flame because who would believe that.
this was in 2023 when he went on his first insane outing spree of me, poasting my firm profile and everything. i responded by lolling at him and turning my spacepornthreading up to 10. i remember driving to the bowling alley with my kids on a sunday and looking at the board and the front page had at least five threads with my name, ljl.
and this thread is what set all that off: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5333351&mc=80&forum_id=2
he'd outed me in 2020 and emailed me at my firm address and i left him alone. i made the squirrel thread and he started outing me and i realized nothing was going to happen to me so i just started mocking, defaming and harassing until i couldn't mock, defame or harass any further. |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye LJL cr and also see above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889732) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:34 AM Author: well-lubricated pea-brained pistol Pls explain the bathmats and cum jars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889734) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye see above, they just kind of happened, people would post preposterous things and SP would believe them and then we would go from there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889739) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: well-lubricated pea-brained pistol I see nothing preposterous about any of this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889744) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit i want to say butt cheeks came up with both of those details, i don't remember that much about it. i do remember going on about the bathmats and that really upset him. apparently we somehow correctly described the bathmats in his house. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889740) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye no that wasn't me, I would love to claim credit but it was someone else, I think TBF was involved in the bath mats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889743) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit LMFAO. i totally forgot TBF was involved in that. he was going pretty hard on poor sp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889745) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye he was in great form that day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889750) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye it was mainly a group effort, everyone immediately understood the nature of the assignment that day and played their part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889752) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit yea we were all part of some massive poasting organism focused solely on mocking, defaming and threatening this hapless moron (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889756) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:46 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye a great poasting moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889764) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: up-to-no-good masturbator ape Lmao. He's absolutely bonkers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889746) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit there was that incident and another one, i think in 2024, where he went completely apeshit and provided hilarious content for weeks on end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889751) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:42 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye there have been so many, remind us of a keyword or key event of the 2024 one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889754) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit the only thing i remember is that he started poasting my kids names, which with his background is just disturbing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889774) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye actually yeah I do remember that, it was sick, but I don't remember why he was doing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889782) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit all joking aside, there's like a 70% chance he's pleasured himself to my kids, and that is disgusting. he found my instagram account so he's seen them. they're both boys, and they're his type: 8 and 11 years old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49889784) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 8:54 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye legit sickening
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: histrionic fortuitous meteor theatre Just when you think you poast a lot, there's a top thread recounting a whole season you apparently missed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49890085) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Pearly Trip Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49890092) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49890770) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 11:58 PM Author: up-to-no-good masturbator ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49891136) |
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Date: May 20th, 2026 1:19 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy alcoholic newt round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49891176) |
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Date: May 19th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: well-lubricated pea-brained pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5867434&forum_id=2).#49890685) |