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Tips for negotiating severance? Notified today I am being laid off

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how ...
disgusting round eye
  06/01/26
about tree fiddy
Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
Not helpful. Blocked
disgusting round eye
  06/01/26
120...
Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter
  06/01/26
Idk what’s your leverage
Razzle sable cruise ship kitty
  06/01/26
I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and mak...
disgusting round eye
  06/01/26
Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.
Razzle sable cruise ship kitty
  06/01/26
So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other ...
Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth
  06/03/26
Are you confused? Look up antifa
disgusting round eye
  06/03/26
Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.
Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth
  06/04/26
You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast
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fishy vibrant forum digit ratio
  06/01/26
*standing ovation*
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
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walnut medicated place of business
  06/03/26
Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance
sienna selfie twinkling uncleanness
  06/01/26
where do you live, work, and what is your name?
floppy mother
  06/01/26
You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 ...
disgusting round eye
  06/01/26
if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half ho...
floppy mother
  06/01/26
Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The ...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his t...
motley quadroon dopamine
  06/01/26
I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's on...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that li...
motley quadroon dopamine
  06/01/26
i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterf...
floppy mother
  06/01/26
...
Shaky Abode Athletic Conference
  06/02/26
you maed it
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  06/01/26
If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their off...
Avocado high-end principal's office
  06/01/26
I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (t...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can f...
cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school
  06/01/26
claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money
Plum heaven ladyboy
  06/01/26
what job did you have
copper irradiated idea he suggested
  06/01/26
PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE
claret love of her life
  06/01/26
...
pearly self-centered tanning salon deer antler
  06/01/26
Get pregnant. Be openly flaming gay Publicly inquire if co...
Hideous Chrome Filthpig Stage
  06/01/26
Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be pro...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
Never too late to start!
Hideous Chrome Filthpig Stage
  06/01/26
Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay
disgusting round eye
  06/01/26
Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you ...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/01/26
This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS m...
cordovan shitlib
  06/01/26
if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer fo...
Demanding associate lodge
  06/01/26
you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly ...
floppy mother
  06/01/26
that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are ...
Demanding associate lodge
  06/01/26
...
Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth
  06/03/26
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Beady-eyed jap
  06/02/26
Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’...
cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school
  06/01/26
I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another...
disgusting round eye
  06/02/26
Another two weeks of pay.
cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school
  06/02/26
Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work
disgusting round eye
  06/02/26
AI wouldn't have fucked that up
red racy point
  06/02/26
...
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  06/02/26
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motley quadroon dopamine
  06/02/26
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disgusting round eye
  06/03/26
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Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth
  06/03/26
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cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school
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walnut medicated place of business
  06/03/26
ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and sc...
awkward bistre rehab
  06/02/26
Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touchin...
Contagious violent plaza
  06/03/26
I thought you delivered cookies
razzle-dazzle immigrant chapel
  06/03/26
wait two weeks
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  06/03/26
...
disgusting round eye
  06/03/26
...
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Shimmering jet-lagged stag film
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Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter
  06/04/26
(XO 2020)
disgusting round eye
  06/03/26
cookie delivery is dead
clear base juggernaut
  06/03/26
I guess so if Ai can replace it
razzle-dazzle immigrant chapel
  06/03/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: disgusting round eye

Replaced by an AI program. How much severance do I need/how much can I get

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909894)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter

about tree fiddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909895)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: disgusting round eye

Not helpful. Blocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909897)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter

120...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909899)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Razzle sable cruise ship kitty

Idk what’s your leverage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909898)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: disgusting round eye

I can post publicly about the company's switch to AI and make them a target of antifa or similar orgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909900)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle sable cruise ship kitty

Nice. Be sure to highlight this in your pitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909947)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth

So your company has exactly the same AI plan as every other major company and you think that's special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912893)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

Are you confused? Look up antifa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912915)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth

Yes, DNC brownshirts. I'm familiar with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914622)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: Big Internet-worthy Turdskin Macaca

You're not losing a career, you're gaining time to poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909901)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: motley quadroon dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910210)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: fishy vibrant forum digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910271)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910290)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: walnut medicated place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914030)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: sienna selfie twinkling uncleanness

Ask an AI program how to negotiate severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909903)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: floppy mother

where do you live, work, and what is your name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909905)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: disgusting round eye

You are the only person on this board who doesnt know all 3 of those data points. For that I thank you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909910)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: floppy mother

if spaceporn/zurich didn't re-up their doxxing every half hour i'd immediately forget who both of them are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909913)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

Don't worry, I have no idea who this person is either. The number of names I've forgotten from this site is pretty substantial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910287)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: motley quadroon dopamine

same. RSF just accused me of making a veiled threat in his thread when I pointed out he's outed; I've probably seen his name a couple dozen times and have no clue what it is

don't think I ever knew OP's IRL identity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910298)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

I'm surprised if he cares at this point. Amusingly, it's only him, SP, benzo, and GTO that I remember offhand. I know TSINAH's first name, but I don't remember his last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910311)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: motley quadroon dopamine

I have a few I can think of, SP is the only one from that list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910314)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: floppy mother

i remember benzo's first name because RSFs zinger of Craterface Chris has stuck in my brain

and i remember CSLGs name because his Mr P branding WORKS. if i ever pour Tabasco sauce in my eyes while in LA, i know who to call.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910571)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Shaky Abode Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911694)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: hateful lilac genital piercing site

you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909908)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Avocado high-end principal's office

If you're part of a layoff with many other people, their offer probably close to "take it or leave it." They're probably not considering bespoke packages for individuals. The only real way to change that is to decline the severance agreement and write a demand letter, if you have a colorable claim.

How many people got laid off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909935)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

I've done a lot of these from the employer side of things (that's the worst part about senior positions to me, because it's almost always management's fault, but they almost always skate free). And this is generally right for meaningful changes if you haven't complained about a coworker, supervisor, member of management, or had some other shit crop up (personal data being made accessible to others, reports of unsafe work practices, awareness of major skeletons, etc.)

But there's no harm in asking for a few extra weeks, release from non-compete (if subject to one that would make finding work difficult, vacation payout if not in a jurisdiction that requires it, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910301)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school

It’s crazy to me that in states like Florida you can fire average employees in an layoff and enforce noncompetes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910609)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Plum heaven ladyboy

claim discimination bc u like sex with men for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909963)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: copper irradiated idea he suggested

what job did you have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49909989)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: claret love of her life

PLEASE SIR, I WANT SOME MORE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910262)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: pearly self-centered tanning salon deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910278)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Hideous Chrome Filthpig Stage

Get pregnant.

Be openly flaming gay

Publicly inquire if company will pay for "gender affirmation" surgery

Self-identify as BIPOC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910293)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

Perversely, employees are incentivized to do this and be problematic about it from day 1. But it's too late if you didn't front run the RIF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910306)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: Hideous Chrome Filthpig Stage

Never too late to start!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910308)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

Cant I argue that its always been obvious I am gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910644)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

Place an unwashed rhinestone buttplug on your desk when you make this pitch. Can't. Fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910681)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: cordovan shitlib

This. And put on a rainbow scarf/pin/etc tomorrow for AiDS month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910698)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Demanding associate lodge

if you didn't take the right steps to setup your employer for a wrongful termination, there's not much you can 'negotiate'

not sure what state you're in, but in california, if you haven't received any communication, formal or informal, that you're being terminated, you need to create a 'protected act' situation asap. that buys you at least a few months where you're hoping they term you and you can raise the claim against the company. if you have good prior performance reviews, etc, pdf all of that and it makes your case extremely strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910579)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: floppy mother

you should have AI working on a new gender you can publicly adopt each week, so it will never be safe to cut you loose



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910585)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:39 PM
Author: Demanding associate lodge

that stuff doesn't work anymore, if anything, tech co's are using ai to fire all the dei staff from the past 10yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910593)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Beady-eyed jap



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Date: June 1st, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school

Not flame, I may be the lawyer managing this. If you’re in a protected class (over 40) you can probably get another two weeks if you make it clear you’ll sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49910603)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

I'm 35 but I am claiming to be gay. Why would I want another 2 weeks? I want cash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911224)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school

Another two weeks of pay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911399)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

Oh nice. I thought you meant two weeks of going in to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911645)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: red racy point

AI wouldn't have fucked that up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911698)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Adulterous dashing lettuce nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911701)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: motley quadroon dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911774)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: disgusting round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912867)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912897)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49913418)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: walnut medicated place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49914033)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: awkward bistre rehab

ur options are limited: u can go out the door kicking and screaming or u can leave w/o incident-- spare the histrionics and seek a reasonable settlement -- they have u dead to the right, so u might as well play nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49911796)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Contagious violent plaza

Fuck that. Nut in the ranch dressing and run around touching door knobs, printers, staplers, and pens all around the office after fingering your dirty anus. These motherfuckers need to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912880)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant chapel

I thought you delivered cookies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912872)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Adulterous dashing lettuce nursing home

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912879)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: disgusting round eye



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant chapel



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Brethren Ticket Booth



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating coral candlestick maker school



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Shimmering jet-lagged stag film



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Date: June 4th, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible goal in life faggot firefighter



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

(XO 2020)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912887)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: clear base juggernaut

cookie delivery is dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912896)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle immigrant chapel

I guess so if Ai can replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870412&forum_id=2).#49912932)