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Firm has over 50 employees now (CSLG)

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in t...
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
what's it pay?
amethyst chad center
  07/06/26
DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus b...
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.
Blue trip organic girlfriend theater stage
  07/06/26
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Irradiated volcanic crater
  07/06/26
Don’t do it brother
frozen carmine boiling water box office
  07/07/26
Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!
Marvelous brunch keepsake machete
  07/06/26
Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.
laughsome sanctuary dog poop
  07/06/26
We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a livi...
laughsome sanctuary dog poop
  07/06/26
It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm s...
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
(((add a lot of value to society))) tp
crimson personal credit line
  07/06/26
Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of sui...
laughsome sanctuary dog poop
  07/06/26
Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL
Azure sinister stage
  07/06/26
Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his k...
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike r...
multi-colored brethren
  07/06/26
And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the ...
Charismatic electric furnace
  07/06/26
huge CSLG hater here dont engage in this shit bro
sticky athletic conference
  07/06/26
But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced ...
multi-colored brethren
  07/06/26
So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you...
provocative burgundy corn cake
  07/06/26
TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!
sticky athletic conference
  07/06/26
he couldn't afford me
Wonderful Lay
  07/06/26
I have lots of PI experience.
Hairless Theatre International Law Enforcement Agency
  07/06/26
You would be the perfect addition to his firm
Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his ...
Wonderful Lay
  07/06/26
any employer would
Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
...
Big yapping pistol
  07/07/26
I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire
scarlet jewess azn
  07/06/26
*reins
cowgod
  07/08/26
180 brother
Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea
  07/06/26
Where in India are ur new employees from? IIRC u needed so...
crimson personal credit line
  07/06/26
...
sticky athletic conference
  07/06/26
...
Magenta massive temple quadroon
  07/06/26
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Irradiated volcanic crater
  07/06/26
Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings...
Sapphire Bateful Newt Therapy
  07/06/26
Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office
Yellow rehab ceo
  07/06/26
How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not...
emerald doobsian liquid oxygen round eye
  07/06/26
Do you still have a 32x
aromatic pale field
  07/06/26
Rate me as a poster.
laughsome sanctuary dog poop
  07/07/26
congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the numbe...
Jet-lagged dragon library
  07/07/26
How long will it take you to recover financially from what h...
crimson personal credit line
  07/07/26
I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment
razzle-dazzle hospital old irish cottage
  07/07/26
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calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  07/13/26
I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago a...
.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/14/26


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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

It's crazy! I've been working crazy hard and killing it in the PI world. Just hired another attorney and had 4 new employees start in the last 2 weeks. Still looking for one more associate attorney. So if you want to work under Chandler shoot me an email and I'll look at your resume. TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982216)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: amethyst chad center

what's it pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982220)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

DOE, brother. I think our range is 150-250K right now plus bonuses and profit sharing on cases you originate. You also get to come to dinner with me, firm weekend trips, and hot tubbing at my house with me and Chandler!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982222)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Blue trip organic girlfriend theater stage

DESCRIBE your bonus and profit plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982429)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983208)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:10 AM
Author: frozen carmine boiling water box office

Don’t do it brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983437)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Marvelous brunch keepsake machete

Profit sharing on cases I originate - so generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982662)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: laughsome sanctuary dog poop

Tell us about the last person or corporation you sued.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982224)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

We file about 20 lawsuits a week. So idk, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982226)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: laughsome sanctuary dog poop

I just want to know whats it's like to sue people for a living. I spend all my day curing people of their cancers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982233)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

It feels really good to add a lot of value to society. I'm sure you do great work too, but I help people by the 1000s and I change their lives. I've helped 12,000 people get JUSTICE! If I was a doctor I wouldn't add even 1% of the value I add now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982246)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: crimson personal credit line

(((add a lot of value to society))) tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982372)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: laughsome sanctuary dog poop

Exactly, bro, which is why I want to know the feeling of suing someone. I don't want to spend three years in law school just to experience it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982875)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Azure sinister stage

Does your ex-wife still work there? LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982228)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

Lol, no. She travels with her unemployed boyfriend and his kids and lives in San Francisco half the time. She goes on a lot of trips so I end up with the kids a lot more than 50/50. They are starting to have a lot of spite towards her and she can't even see it. I never say a single bad thing about her but they told me that she prioritizes her "other family."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982238)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: multi-colored brethren

wow, we should take this at face value like when this kike rat insisted he had a perfect marriage up until she divorced him and requested a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982243)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Charismatic electric furnace

And then I got a restraining order against her =) Also, the marriage was really good until the last few years when she basically withdrew from the family, refused to work on our relationship, and didn't want to spend time with the kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982245)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: sticky athletic conference

huge CSLG hater here

dont engage in this shit bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982247)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: multi-colored brethren

But you said it was 180^180 right up until you got divorced you ratkike. Could it be because you're an insecure compulsive liar? Email me and let's find out brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982285)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: provocative burgundy corn cake

So this is the real truth? As opposed to the fake truth you used to spout? I'm confused.

She obviously didn't think the marriage was anything special and wanted something else completely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982661)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: sticky athletic conference

TSINAH, you don't have PI experience, so sorry, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982239)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay

he couldn't afford me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983132)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Hairless Theatre International Law Enforcement Agency

I have lots of PI experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982298)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea

You would be the perfect addition to his firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982387)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Wonderful Lay

CSLG would 100% take out a life insurance policy naming his firm as beneficiary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983133)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea

any employer would

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983157)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Big yapping pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983436)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: scarlet jewess azn

I want you to take the reigns from me when I retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983196)



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Date: July 8th, 2026 9:42 PM
Author: cowgod

*reins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49987384)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Razzmatazz State Marketing Idea

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982388)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:18 PM
Author: crimson personal credit line

Where in India are ur new employees from?

IIRC u needed some Marathis, Tamils and Biharis to balance out the team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982635)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: sticky athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982644)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Magenta massive temple quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49982653)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Irradiated volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983061)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Sapphire Bateful Newt Therapy

Do you have a shitlaw idol? Who is the King of Shitlaw Kings today or in history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983079)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Yellow rehab ceo

Do you still not have a single hot chick in the office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983090)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: emerald doobsian liquid oxygen round eye

How much money does your firm make you per year? Profit not revenue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983122)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: aromatic pale field

Do you still have a 32x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983130)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: laughsome sanctuary dog poop

Rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983442)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:13 AM
Author: Jet-lagged dragon library

congrats. when do you cash out / step back? What's the number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983459)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: crimson personal credit line

How long will it take you to recover financially from what he bitch ex-wife just did to you? 10 years? Do you have to pay the cunt alimony? How much is child support?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49983474)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital old irish cottage

I have 147 ppl in my T.O. at the moment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49984012)



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Date: July 13th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49996447)



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Date: July 14th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


I remember the first time you bragged here a few years ago about how you finally started providing health insurance for your employees. that was the official confirmation that you are a complete piece of shit. your 50+ employees all hate your guts and none of them want to go to your stupid events you force them to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880161&forum_id=2).#49998433)