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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  09/15/13
explain.
hateful tan circlehead
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Silver New Version Church
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
well-lubricated depressive
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Ruddy lascivious corn cake
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
contagious round eye
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Cracking jew striped hyena
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Silver New Version Church
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
amethyst feces
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Boyish casino fortuitous meteor
  09/15/13
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rusted dysfunction sweet tailpipe
  09/15/13
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hateful tan circlehead
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Silver New Version Church
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  09/15/13
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Outnumbered stock car institution
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
stimulating yapping faggot firefighter space
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
passionate locus hominid
  09/15/13
its ok.
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
drunken trump supporter
  09/25/15
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  12/03/15
180
unholy principal's office dragon
  12/03/15
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  01/22/16
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Jet tanning salon
  01/22/16
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Outnumbered stock car institution
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  06/22/16
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unholy principal's office dragon
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Garnet mentally impaired gaping school
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Garnet mentally impaired gaping school
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  05/16/18
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  07/03/19
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Arousing Step-uncle's House
  07/03/19
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  07/30/19
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Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor
  02/11/23
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Histrionic Avocado Newt Theater Stage
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
iridescent gunner travel guidebook
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
balding ebony mediation
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
deep university hissy fit
  02/11/23
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Impressive boltzmann
  10/25/23
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  03/10/24
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  04/21/25


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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: hateful tan circlehead

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Silver New Version Church

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated depressive

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Ruddy lascivious corn cake

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: contagious round eye

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Cracking jew striped hyena

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Silver New Version Church

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: amethyst feces

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Boyish casino fortuitous meteor

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: rusted dysfunction sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: hateful tan circlehead



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Silver New Version Church

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered stock car institution



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: stimulating yapping faggot firefighter space

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919100)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: passionate locus hominid

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: drunken trump supporter

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: unholy principal's office dragon

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#29654712)



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Jet tanning salon



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Outnumbered stock car institution



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: unholy principal's office dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Garnet mentally impaired gaping school

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Garnet mentally impaired gaping school

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Arousing Step-uncle's House

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Histrionic Avocado Newt Theater Stage

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: iridescent gunner travel guidebook

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: balding ebony mediation

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: deep university hissy fit

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2).#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Impressive boltzmann



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Big cruel-hearted parlor rigor

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