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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
khaki abode
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
Getting blasted everyday
Glassy House
  04/05/22
You're right about the HGH bomb,
naked histrionic stage
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titillating forum
  04/05/22
He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribb...
Glassy House
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Brass Fanboi Deer Antler
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arousing therapy fat ankles
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underhanded stimulating step-uncle's house
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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1.618
  09/03/26
The minds are not matched
exhilarant shimmering whorehouse
  04/05/22
His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
adventurous prole
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appetizing corn cake
  04/05/22
any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
adventurous prole
  04/05/22
yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like ...
Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
adventurous prole
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Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studyi...
razzmatazz misanthropic senate headpube
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WWE wrestlers dropping like flies
glittery overrated jew goal in life
  04/05/22
Height?
iridescent godawful trust fund mother
  04/05/22
5'7" - 5'8"
Fluffy Trailer Park
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Stirring Grizzly Cruise Ship Legend
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Rough-skinned Telephone Resort
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
Excitant roast beef
  04/05/22
shots fired
Swollen potus range
  04/05/22
lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
Slaying 9s on the reg.
Heady hilarious roommate
  04/05/22
nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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Fluffy Trailer Park
  04/05/22
500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
Galvanic Pearly Field
  04/05/22
tallmos done here
Orange Irradiated Hunting Ground Gas Station
  04/05/22
This is JJC, right?
autistic snowy mediation kitchen
  04/05/22
He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like...
Glassy House
  04/05/22
first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of...
Maroon Theater Stage Halford
  04/05/22
jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in ...
blue brunch coldplay fan
  04/06/22
Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful...
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Glassy House
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Dull multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth
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Fluffy Trailer Park
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women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are bo...
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Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but...
nyuug
  09/03/26
how much you pay them?
Jewish Mob
  09/03/26
nyuug is a virgin bro
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: khaki abode

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Glassy House

Getting blasted everyday

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: naked histrionic stage

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: titillating forum



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Glassy House

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: Brass Fanboi Deer Antler



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: arousing therapy fat ankles



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: underhanded stimulating step-uncle's house



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: exhilarant shimmering whorehouse

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous prole

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: appetizing corn cake



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: adventurous prole

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: adventurous prole

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: razzmatazz misanthropic senate headpube

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: glittery overrated jew goal in life

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: iridescent godawful trust fund mother

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Stirring Grizzly Cruise Ship Legend



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Telephone Resort



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: Excitant roast beef

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: Swollen potus range

shots fired

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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Heady hilarious roommate

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: blue brunch coldplay fan

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: Galvanic Pearly Field

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Orange Irradiated Hunting Ground Gas Station

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: autistic snowy mediation kitchen

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Glassy House

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Maroon Theater Stage Halford

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: blue brunch coldplay fan

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: lascivious maize dingle berry

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Glassy House



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Dull multi-billionaire scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Bateful Learning Disabled Space Tank



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Odious Internal Respiration

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Fluffy Trailer Park



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2).#50114491)