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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
hideous dopamine den
  04/05/26
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Sable Diverse Space Travel Guidebook
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
hideous dopamine den
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Insecure swashbuckling business firm masturbator
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
nudist gaped parlour jap
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
nudist gaped parlour jap
  04/05/26
...
hideous dopamine den
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Rigpig
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Sable Diverse Space Travel Guidebook
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Anal alcoholic step-uncle's house
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Offensive trip resort mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
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insanely creepy hot set
  04/05/26
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carnelian stage cuckoldry
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Razzmatazz thirsty ceo garrison
  04/05/26
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sticky swollen foreskin
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Razzmatazz thirsty ceo garrison
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
stubborn talented site
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Jet-lagged obsidian orchestra pit main people
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
multi-colored maroon theatre
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
aphrodisiac tan lay
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Overrated Institution Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Jet-lagged obsidian orchestra pit main people
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
aphrodisiac tan lay
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Overrated Institution Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
insanely creepy hot set
  04/05/26
...
hideous dopamine den
  04/05/26
...
Soul-stirring Sienna Indian Lodge
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
stubborn talented site
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Overrated Institution Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
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Deep Goal In Life Spot
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Deep Goal In Life Spot
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Lilac Hairraiser Pozpig
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
flirting shivering twinkling uncleanness range
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Splenetic half-breed
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
stubborn talented site
  04/05/26
...
Overrated Institution Affirmative Action
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: hideous dopamine den

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sable Diverse Space Travel Guidebook



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

No, Birdshit

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: hideous dopamine den

It's going to work. Just wait.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Insecure swashbuckling business firm masturbator

Lol

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: nudist gaped parlour jap

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

imagine if kamala said this

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: nudist gaped parlour jap

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: hideous dopamine den



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Bespoke Mad Cow Disease Rigpig

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Sable Diverse Space Travel Guidebook

wait two weeks

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Anal alcoholic step-uncle's house

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Offensive trip resort mad-dog skullcap

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: insanely creepy hot set



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: carnelian stage cuckoldry



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Razzmatazz thirsty ceo garrison

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: sticky swollen foreskin



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz thirsty ceo garrison

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: stubborn talented site

Are men too emotional to be president?

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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged obsidian orchestra pit main people

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: multi-colored maroon theatre

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tan lay

this is what we voted for amirite?

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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Overrated Institution Affirmative Action

Glad you found it funny Jew

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Jet-lagged obsidian orchestra pit main people

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac tan lay

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Overrated Institution Affirmative Action

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: insanely creepy hot set

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: hideous dopamine den



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sienna Indian Lodge



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: stubborn talented site

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Overrated Institution Affirmative Action

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Deep Goal In Life Spot



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Deep Goal In Life Spot

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Lilac Hairraiser Pozpig

Open the fucken strait brah.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: flirting shivering twinkling uncleanness range

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Splenetic half-breed

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: stubborn talented site

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Overrated Institution Affirmative Action



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

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