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Thanks for the great advice fags, now I'm missing my 4th party.

So I followed this retarded sites advice and suggested to my...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
No one believes this
rape ape
  07/03/26
Go DP The Box with her boyfriend
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Don't threaten me with a good time
rape ape
  07/03/26
It is and she's into it. Always best with a former lover bec...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Now I think you're projecting
rape ape
  07/03/26
Projecting what?
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Your homoerotic desires
rape ape
  07/03/26
She said she was interested in MFM in the other thread. And ...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
I doubt she would ever actually do it. You however would sle...
rape ape
  07/03/26
"She's not like that, trust me, I know these things.&qu...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
MMF is the gay one. MFM is 100% straight
Born to Die
  07/03/26
Do you hold your buddy's hands during an Eifel Tower?
rape ape
  07/03/26
look the details are up to you but MFM is by definition not ...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
You sound like you think you're the Comissioner of Threeways
rape ape
  07/03/26
...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
hot
dat rigor
  07/03/26
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  07/03/26
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Born to Die
  07/03/26
Would you be willing to go to a 4th party with my wife inste...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/03/26
Why are you trying to reassure her with an unenforceable con...
Here's why
  07/03/26
Was waiting the whole time I read this poast to learn about ...
KardashevMaxxedSPCXIPOmo
  07/03/26
Shitty drafting on my part. I'm getting drunk alone tonight.
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
BEHOLD, the Fourth Party!
Juan Eighty
  07/03/26
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...,....,,........
  07/03/26
show us your tits
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/03/26
None of this is true, which is good because if it were, you ...
steffan miller
  07/03/26
You're a wifeless incel. Nothing I said is cucked. We have a...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
You bring in other men to fuck ur wife
which dad?
  07/03/26
Not a cuckholding situation retard. When I have threesomes w...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
We have all seen ur lawyerly jewish definitional evasions. U...
which dad?
  07/03/26
All of this is true, so how exactly am I'm being evasive if ...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
happily married to a woman who respects my authority and tho...
steffan miller
  07/03/26
I am the authority in my household but she's right to be ups...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/03/26
You wife literally has sex with other men for drugs
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Wives are such a pain, aren't they?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/03/26
...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  07/03/26
...
steffan miller
  07/03/26
We'll get through it, xo made me lie to my wife, she's right...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
xo gave you bum steer on this one. My wife and I had our st...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/03/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/03/26
more marriages than you'd think are are ruined by unwise rel...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
a stric[t]ly performance art forum 180
Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)
  07/03/26
I'm a deal lawyer so he knew I was bullshitting tp
Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire
  07/03/26
...
Consuela
  07/03/26
Love it. Fuck you you piece of shit
Paralegal Marandi
  07/03/26
🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID RAGE🚨🚨🚨
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Flame jumped the shark See you tomorrow ! (Today)
Consuela
  07/03/26
Yesterday I'm Obeezy and today it's flame. You're a deranged...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
yesterday you were obeezy and running flame, and today you'r...
Consuela
  07/03/26
Never seen Obeezy run flame before. I think you just think I...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
Do you mean you're missing the 4th party, in a series of 4, ...
dat rigor
  07/03/26
I mean a 4th of July party.
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
i thought those parties usually had 8ths and 5ths
dat rigor
  07/03/26
...
Earl Swimshirt
  07/03/26
You let some dumb bitch exile you from your own beach house ...
Mega Penis
  07/03/26
She's right to be upset. You think I should show up and caus...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
I know this is flame but if it were real, my advice would be...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
Because it's shameful and I'd prefer it keep it private. Als...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
I don't think this flame will register with many poasters be...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
More like people think it's flame because the find respectin...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
that too. I used the wrong word there; I didn't mean it woul...
Born to Die
  07/03/26
...
""'""''"""''
  07/03/26
lol at you on your high horse after being so easily persuade...
Mega Penis
  07/03/26
Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its ...
Arse Bandit
  07/03/26
If my wife ever told me that she didn’t want to be a B...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/03/26
Your wife has a divorce lawyer and approves your business de...
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  07/03/26


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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

So I followed this retarded sites advice and suggested to my wife that we write a contract that the loan for my equity buy-in could not come after my marital estate if there's a divorce. Well, she called the lawyer that drafted and has amended our prenup before. He called me this afternoon asking how that could be enforceable. I tried to play dumb but I'm a deal lawyer so he knew I was bullshitting. He said he had an ethical obligation to tell me wife he couldn't incorporate an unenforceable agreement in our prenup.

Well now she's apoplectic. We have a 4th party planned with friends from her businesses at our vacation house. She's demanding I stay home now because she doesn't think she can pretend nothing is wrong amongst our friends. So now I have to make a bullshit excuse that I can't go because of some work emergency.

This site is such dogshit now. All extremely online losers and schizoids. Scrambling my password soon. Fuck you guys and your shitty fucking advice. Making equity was supposed to be a big, happy event and now I've gotta deal with a pissy wife and miss the 4th. You kikes and brownoids are fucking retarded.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977237)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: rape ape

No one believes this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977239)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Go DP The Box with her boyfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977253)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: rape ape

Don't threaten me with a good time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977261)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

It is and she's into it. Always best with a former lover because there's a level of comfort already established.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977265)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: rape ape

Now I think you're projecting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977384)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Projecting what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977394)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: rape ape

Your homoerotic desires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977395)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

She said she was interested in MFM in the other thread. And there's nothing homosexual about MFM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977397)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: rape ape

I doubt she would ever actually do it. You however would sleep with men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977398)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

"She's not like that, trust me, I know these things."

You're unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977477)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Born to Die

MMF is the gay one. MFM is 100% straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977734)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: rape ape

Do you hold your buddy's hands during an Eifel Tower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977753)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Born to Die

look the details are up to you but MFM is by definition not gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977868)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: rape ape

You sound like you think you're the Comissioner of Threeways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977878)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Born to Die



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977897)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: dat rigor

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977406)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977484)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Born to Die



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977644)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Would you be willing to go to a 4th party with my wife instead? There's gonna be beer + pool + fireworks. I actually am swamped with work and have a cold and I don't want to go, but if you can fill in for me I think that'll make everyone satisfied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977243)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Here's why

Why are you trying to reassure her with an unenforceable contract?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977276)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: KardashevMaxxedSPCXIPOmo

Was waiting the whole time I read this poast to learn about the concept of a "fourth party" which I presumed was something like a third party to a third party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977279)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Shitty drafting on my part. I'm getting drunk alone tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977302)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

BEHOLD, the Fourth Party!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977399)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49978017)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

show us your tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977282)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: steffan miller

None of this is true, which is good because if it were, you would be the must cucked whipped faggot in the world and let your wife walk all over you and wear the pants and you deserve this and far more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977283)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

You're a wifeless incel. Nothing I said is cucked. We have an equal marriage as one united soul with me head of the household as God intended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977293)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: which dad?

You bring in other men to fuck ur wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Not a cuckholding situation retard. When I have threesomes with women is my wife getting cucked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977310)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: which dad?

We have all seen ur lawyerly jewish definitional evasions. Undoubtedly you mean that you are not unwittingly raising another man's offspring or doing it for humiliation purposes and therefore not in a "cuckolding situation" just like you have threesomes but don't do "gay stuff" which conveniently ignores the fact that another man can fuck ur wife without also doing gay stuff with you. You could just simply say "other guys don't fuck my wife"...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977358)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

All of this is true, so how exactly am I'm being evasive if I've answered everything in a way you comprehend?

I don't want to make this about my sex life, I just wanted to get some advice because maybe other lawyers have been in my situation, but it turns out this place is only for incel extremely online losers and literally schizoids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977392)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: steffan miller

happily married to a woman who respects my authority and tho i may be incel in spirit i do have children.

i imagine most lawyers wives treat their husbands the same way your does you. absolutely pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977340)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

I am the authority in my household but she's right to be upset at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977483)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977307)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

You wife literally has sex with other men for drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977311)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Wives are such a pain, aren't they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: steffan miller



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

We'll get through it, xo made me lie to my wife, she's right to be pissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977378)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

xo gave you bum steer on this one. My wife and I had our struggles, but we made it through by always being 100% honest with each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49978032)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49978037)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: dat rigor

more marriages than you'd think are are ruined by unwise reliance on advice from a stricly performance art forum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977322)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Bellevue therapy dog tp (retired on 11/11/26)

a stric[t]ly performance art forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977640)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Wilbur Mercer, permanently embarrassed millionaire (Safari)

I'm a deal lawyer so he knew I was bullshitting tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977382)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Consuela



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Love it. Fuck you you piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977401)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

🚨🚨🚨BROWNOID RAGE🚨🚨🚨

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977479)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Consuela

Flame jumped the shark

See you tomorrow ! (Today)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977403)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Yesterday I'm Obeezy and today it's flame. You're a deranged kike blackpiller who is wrong about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977480)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Consuela

yesterday you were obeezy and running flame, and today you're still obeezy and continuing running flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977669)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Never seen Obeezy run flame before. I think you just think I'm Obeezy because you're a retard and even though it's obvious I'm not you'll stick to your initial conclusion because you're stubborn. You are a stubborn retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977692)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: dat rigor

Do you mean you're missing the 4th party, in a series of 4, such that you also missed parties 1-3?

Or do you mean you've had 3 parties, you've attended them, but on this, the 4th party, you will not be in attendance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977404)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

I mean a 4th of July party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977481)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: dat rigor

i thought those parties usually had 8ths and 5ths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977787)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Earl Swimshirt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977848)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Mega Penis

You let some dumb bitch exile you from your own beach house and party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977725)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

She's right to be upset. You think I should show up and cause a blowup and ruin everyone's fun? More great advice from this retarded bort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977759)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Born to Die

I know this is flame but if it were real, my advice would be to suggest something like, "how about we both go to the party, but you're allowed to tell everyone how I fucked up and let them point and laugh at me" and also pregame to loosen the tension unless either of you is an angry drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977768)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

Because it's shameful and I'd prefer it keep it private. Also I don't trust her to be chill about it, no. Nor do I blame her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977784)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Born to Die

I don't think this flame will register with many poasters because they don't understand how being dishonest with your wife could possibly be a source of shame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977821)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''

More like people think it's flame because the find respecting or having a wife unfathomable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Born to Die

that too. I used the wrong word there; I didn't mean it wouldn't register as flame, more like they just wouldn't understand the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977867)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: ""'""''"""''



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mega Penis

lol at you on your high horse after being so easily persuaded by anonymous tards on a tard boart. Also, flame. Flamey flame flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977889)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Arse Bandit

Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and laugh at love, love a laugh, laugh and love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49977854)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III ( )

If my wife ever told me that she didn’t want to be a Big Law partner I’d immediately get down on one knee and propose renewing our vows. Holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49978041)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

Your wife has a divorce lawyer and approves your business decisions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879439&forum_id=2).#49978054)