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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
lavender filthy hunting ground
  04/05/26
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Hairraiser saffron crotch area
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
lavender filthy hunting ground
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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...,....,,........
  04/05/26
Lol
massive forum
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Harsh factory reset button
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Harsh factory reset button
  04/05/26
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lavender filthy hunting ground
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
exciting twinkling hospital
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Hairraiser saffron crotch area
  04/05/26
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  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
bearded rigor heaven
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
at-the-ready business firm
  04/05/26
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heady temple tank
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Wonderful Boiling Water
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
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  04/05/26
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swollen dashing mexican
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
marvelous bronze water buffalo elastic band
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Pink mediation national security agency
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
fragrant cuck foreskin
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Motley beta antidepressant drug
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
nighttime den giraffe
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Multi-colored Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
fragrant cuck foreskin
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
nighttime den giraffe
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
heady temple tank
  04/05/26
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lavender filthy hunting ground
  04/05/26
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Shaky amber volcanic crater
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Pink mediation national security agency
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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out-of-control philosopher-king whorehouse
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
out-of-control philosopher-king whorehouse
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
misanthropic cheese-eating gas station becky
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
puce gay wizard mad-dog skullcap
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Pink mediation national security agency
  04/05/26
...
Multi-colored Pisswyrm
  04/05/26
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Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: lavender filthy hunting ground

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron crotch area



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

No, Birdshit

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: lavender filthy hunting ground

It's going to work. Just wait.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: massive forum

Lol

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Harsh factory reset button

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

imagine if kamala said this

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Harsh factory reset button

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: lavender filthy hunting ground



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: exciting twinkling hospital

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Hairraiser saffron crotch area

wait two weeks

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: bearded rigor heaven

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: at-the-ready business firm

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: heady temple tank



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Boiling Water



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: marvelous bronze water buffalo elastic band

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: swollen dashing mexican



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: marvelous bronze water buffalo elastic band

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Pink mediation national security agency

Are men too emotional to be president?

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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: fragrant cuck foreskin

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Motley beta antidepressant drug

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: nighttime den giraffe

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm

Glad you found it funny Jew

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: fragrant cuck foreskin

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: nighttime den giraffe

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: heady temple tank

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: lavender filthy hunting ground



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Shaky amber volcanic crater



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Pink mediation national security agency

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: out-of-control philosopher-king whorehouse



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: out-of-control philosopher-king whorehouse

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: misanthropic cheese-eating gas station becky

Open the fucken strait brah.

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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: puce gay wizard mad-dog skullcap

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Bipolar Jet Piazza Bbw

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Pink mediation national security agency

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored Pisswyrm



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49812165)