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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Laughsome lay community account
  04/05/26
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Tan tank
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Laughsome lay community account
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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  04/05/26
Lol
Flirting excitant parlour
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Wonderful Messiness Church
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Wonderful Messiness Church
  04/05/26
...
Laughsome lay community account
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
orange crusty brunch
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Tan tank
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Pearl factory reset button preventive strike
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Vigorous bearded area
  04/05/26
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Passionate deep fortuitous meteor fat ankles
  04/05/26
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vermilion big dilemma keepsake machete
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
fantasy-prone aromatic crackhouse
  04/05/26
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supple confused cruise ship cuck
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
fantasy-prone aromatic crackhouse
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
effete corner brethren
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Lascivious Mildly Autistic Boistinker Police Squad
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
disturbing histrionic hospital
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Indigo Impertinent Background Story
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Naked French Chef
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Lascivious Mildly Autistic Boistinker Police Squad
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Indigo Impertinent Background Story
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Naked French Chef
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Passionate deep fortuitous meteor fat ankles
  04/05/26
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Laughsome lay community account
  04/05/26
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French Galvanic Native Mexican
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
effete corner brethren
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
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Medicated death wish range
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Medicated death wish range
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
stimulating university
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Mind-boggling karate
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Sadistic Locus Feces
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
effete corner brethren
  04/05/26
...
Paralegal Marandi
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Laughsome lay community account

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Tan tank



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Laughsome lay community account

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Flirting excitant parlour

Lol

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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Wonderful Messiness Church

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Wonderful Messiness Church

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Laughsome lay community account



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: orange crusty brunch

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Tan tank

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Pearl factory reset button preventive strike

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Vigorous bearded area

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Passionate deep fortuitous meteor fat ankles



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: vermilion big dilemma keepsake machete



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone aromatic crackhouse

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: supple confused cruise ship cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: fantasy-prone aromatic crackhouse

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: effete corner brethren

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Mildly Autistic Boistinker Police Squad

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: disturbing histrionic hospital

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Background Story

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Naked French Chef

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Lascivious Mildly Autistic Boistinker Police Squad

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Indigo Impertinent Background Story

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Naked French Chef

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Passionate deep fortuitous meteor fat ankles

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Laughsome lay community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: French Galvanic Native Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: effete corner brethren

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Medicated death wish range



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Medicated death wish range

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: stimulating university

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling karate

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Sadistic Locus Feces

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: effete corner brethren

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Paralegal Marandi (Death, death to the IDF!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2).#49812165)