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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: big alcoholic personal credit line shrine

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Aquamarine trailer park

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: jade cowardly space

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: titillating cyan karate

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Carmine sticky abode elastic band

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Gold locale

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic parlor mad-dog skullcap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine sticky abode elastic band

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: diverse indigo corner

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: wonderful gay ceo chapel

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Carmine sticky abode elastic band

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Carmine sticky abode elastic band

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Salmon queen of the night institution



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Emerald sadistic parlor mad-dog skullcap

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: jade cowardly space

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: ruddy cruise ship old irish cottage

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling clown

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Infuriating massive mental disorder

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: ivory alpha university

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Dashing magenta area international law enforcement agency

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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Ultramarine Stimulating Newt

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
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