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Have y'all ever heard of a sex resort called Hedonism?

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?
coral azn rehab
  12/23/12
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shivering old irish cottage
  12/23/12
Full of old fat naked white people
cerebral market black woman
  12/23/12
Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters
coral azn rehab
  12/23/12
old fat naked white people tp
slimy keepsake machete
  05/22/26
fire island is better, no homo
arousing church building quadroon
  12/23/12
...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/31/25
Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  02/01/26
https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  03/09/26
Well, I’m booked.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/02/26
Taking questions.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/03/26
PLAYROOM PROTOCOL MANDATORY NAKEDNESS. Clothes off, ex...
Garnet alcoholic trailer park
  05/03/26
no mention of hot dogs, odd.
Talented native
  05/03/26
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Garnet alcoholic trailer park
  05/03/26
i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi...
buff self-centered water buffalo
  05/03/26
Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/03/26
Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally value...
Comical blue plaza
  05/03/26
Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post abo...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
post at length plz
Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  05/22/26
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drunken bright nowag
  05/22/26
Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty
house-broken trip house
  05/22/26
I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the ...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
180
vivacious walnut principal's office
  05/22/26
We saw each other's dicks.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
Describe both and compare.
vivacious walnut principal's office
  05/22/26
I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
...
vivacious walnut principal's office
  05/22/26
i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity an...
Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  05/22/26
...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
How big is his dick?
house-broken trip house
  05/22/26
How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight B...
Cheese-eating Milk
  05/22/26
Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public
crusty elite alpha
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spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
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titillating address wrinkle
  05/23/26
Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback...
irradiated athletic conference
  05/23/26
The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing opti...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old
Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter
  05/22/26
I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are ...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
so is it like 55/45 men/women
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a ...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black gir...
house-broken trip house
  05/22/26
Like a moth to a flame. I really liked the Jamaican peop...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp
Floppy twisted friendly grandma
  05/23/26
good stuff. is there sex in public?
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. ...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
lol cr pretty much wherever we want
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE...
hairless rigpig
  05/23/26
They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/22/26
180000000
vivacious walnut principal's office
  05/22/26
...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/22/26
Great Thread
titillating address wrinkle
  05/23/26
Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM'...
drunken bright nowag
  05/23/26
cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by show...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed i...
razzle violent prole
  05/23/26
Describe the biggest cock you saw
house-broken trip house
  05/23/26
I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t rec...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
Other pics https://i.ibb.co/F42Tyw6H/IMG-2553.jpg http...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster
filthy bull headed pervert hell
  05/23/26
There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dic...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
lol cr
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?
hairless rigpig
  05/23/26
"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at an...
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the cent...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?
crusty elite alpha
  05/23/26
Why is that?
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
More levels and rooms you can be naked
crusty elite alpha
  05/23/26
Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2...
crusty elite alpha
  05/23/26
how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. The...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Describe the good and the bad.
drunken bright nowag
  05/23/26
So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and ...
Buck-toothed Concupiscible Nursing Home
  05/23/26
It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Use...
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
mfcq what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC...
house-broken trip house
  05/23/26
wdm negative times?
spectacular metal national giraffe
  05/23/26
Are there church services
irradiated athletic conference
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A Buck Mulligan type leading Latin mass fully nude would be ...
Floppy twisted friendly grandma
  05/23/26
an extreme prole i know went with his lesbain-in-denial wife...
Magical slippery shrine
  05/23/26
Describe the typical manscaping routines. Were the guys all...
Heady lemon hall
  05/23/26
Very rare to see hair on anyone.
stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration
  05/23/26
Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?
Heady lemon hall
  05/23/26
I brought a girl to the lobby of the jamaican one and we got...
burgundy stage
  05/23/26


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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: coral azn rehab

Should xo bros meet there on a meet up?

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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:51 PM
Author: shivering old irish cottage



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: cerebral market black woman

Full of old fat naked white people

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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: coral azn rehab

Im sure the place is 90%+ rapetile voters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#22301846)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: slimy keepsake machete

old fat naked white people tp

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Date: December 23rd, 2012 7:53 PM
Author: arousing church building quadroon

fire island is better, no homo

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Date: May 31st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration



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Date: February 1st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Seriously considering going. Sounds fun as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49638800)



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Date: March 9th, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

https://hedonism.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/hedonism-ii-swingers-guide.pdf

XO meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49730770)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Well, I’m booked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49860698)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:48 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Taking questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49860940)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Garnet alcoholic trailer park

PLAYROOM PROTOCOL

MANDATORY NAKEDNESS.

Clothes off, excitement on. This is a mandatory naked area, so shed those inhibitions (and your clothes) at the door.

CONDOMS ARE COMPULSORY

Play safe! Complimentary condoms are available - use them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49860951)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:16 AM
Author: Talented native

no mention of hot dogs, odd.

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Garnet alcoholic trailer park



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:17 AM
Author: buff self-centered water buffalo

i'm here now. just fucked a 60-year-old woman in the Jacuzzi.

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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Could be good 🤷🏿‍♂️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49861774)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: Comical blue plaza

Hedonism and greed are America’s only culturally values

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Just got back from a trip to Hedonism 2. I’ll post about it if anyone is interested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895166)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

post at length plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895173)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: drunken bright nowag



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: house-broken trip house

Getting a tiny bit turgid and standing by, ty

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

I’ll start with XO bait. I heard from others that the owner was staying there and someone pointed him out. Very tall white guy, mid 70s. Probably 6’6” at least. I heard he made a bunch of money investing in the stock market and Hedo was his favorite place to visit, so when the prior owners were about to go bankrupt and Sandals next door was trying to buy Hedo he stepped in and bought it to keep it open. A little later I was at the pool bar when he walks up and gets in line behind me. We traded small talk and he asks about my wife’s hat. We chatted for 5-10 minutes and he says “you all know I’m the owner, right?” Said he didn’t want to bring it up but it felt awkward and he didn’t want us to say something bad about the resort by accident.

Saw him off and on again the rest of the week. Very nice and acts just like any other guest. Seems to have lots of female friends. I looked him up when I got home. Former fund manager for Fidelity’s Magellan fund (largest mutual fund in the US at the time). Third successor to Peter Lynch.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/amyfeldman/2016/02/05/second-careers-ex-fidelity-magellan-fund-manager-harry-lange-is-the-money-man-at-hedonism-ii-resort/

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: vivacious walnut principal's office

180

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

We saw each other's dicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895256)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: vivacious walnut principal's office

Describe both and compare.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

I’m 7”, he was noticeably bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895428)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: vivacious walnut principal's office



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

i dont think id be able to stop laughing at the absurdity and enormity of this man's hog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895607)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: house-broken trip house

How big is his dick?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Milk

How did Ned Johnson let that go unchecked? He ran a tight Boston-Brahmin ship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895486)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: crusty elite alpha

Does he wear a lifelike face mask in public

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:55 AM
Author: titillating address wrinkle



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: irradiated athletic conference

Shouldn't he be open to criticism of the resort? Ie feedback?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49896016)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

The resort is split in half between the prude (clothing optional) and nude sides. You have to be completely naked on the nude side. Saw security come up to people several times and ask them to either disrobe or leave. I actually really like this because it makes everyone a participant rather than a spectator. I’ve been in clothing optional settings before and it’s more awkward to be naked when there are people in clothes standing around. You have to be clothed in the restaurants and lobby but otherwise can be naked anywhere. We walked out of our room nude, which was fun. The prude side is arguably nicer than the nude side, but it seems like nearly the entire population of the resort is in the nude pool during the day. Nude pool is open again at night, so folk tend to go to dinner, then the piano bar, and wind back up at the nude pool/hot tub from 12 until 2 or 3. Bar stays open and they have pizza after 12.



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cream Orchestra Pit Faggot Firefighter

lol 180 more plz. are these people all 70 years old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895601)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

I’d put the median age around 40-45. Most people are between 35-55. Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl. Met one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally. It’s 90% or more couples with a few singles. 80% white. They have takeover groups frequently so the mix can vary dramatically. Think mocha fest or swim thick week, but also just “normal” groups of party people. Hedo Swing Break (I think) is the young swingers group and it’s capped at 45 for at least one partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895616)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

so is it like 55/45 men/women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895619)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Most couples are together most of the day, so it just has a feel of couples with some random singles here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895626)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: house-broken trip house

Youngest I talked to was a 22 year old tiny little black girl

Think mocha fest

go on

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Like a moth to a flame.

I really liked the Jamaican people. They are hard working and make an effort at acting proper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895711)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Floppy twisted friendly grandma

one guy who was 84 and very sharp mentally at hedonism ii tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

good stuff. is there sex in public?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

You can have sex anywhere but the restaurants or the lobby. That said, I only saw sex at the pool/hot tub or in the playrooms. Oral is pretty common to the point where you notice it but it’s not really a big deal unless something is really standing out as unusual. There’s a sign on the front of the DJ shack at the pool that says NO ANAL IN POOL AREA, but aside from that there don’t seem to be a lot of rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895679)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

lol cr pretty much wherever we want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895735)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: hairless rigpig

Bro, how are you not giving us a detailed review of the NUDE LIFTING scene?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49896022)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

They have one of the nicest, best equipped resort hotel gyms I’ve seen. There’s definitely a gym rat segment of guests. You have to be clothed in the gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49896323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:11 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

You can earn Hedo Bucks playing organized pool games, bocce ball, or some kind of duck duck goose game where the women have to grab a dick when the music stops or they are out and use them in the gift shop. Didn’t find anything I wanted so brought them home as a souvenir.

https://i.ibb.co/kgRkKbQw/IMG-9601.jpg

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: vivacious walnut principal's office

180000000

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:54 AM
Author: titillating address wrinkle

Great Thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2144415&forum_id=2).#49895777)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: drunken bright nowag

Is the owner the ultimate Boomer? Kettering University (GM's in house university, presumably his dad was a factory worker)->HBS->Million$$$ for running a mutual fund into the ground->Proprietor of a swingers resort.

Seriously. Is it even mathematically possible to get more Boomer than that?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

cr, probably drives a corvette and got his first job by showing up unannounced and refusing to leave

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:21 AM
Author: razzle violent prole

**gets kidnapped at gunpoint and told that he'll be killed immediately if he can't belt out the 32nd most-famous Jimmy Buffet song flawlessly**

**starts laughing at kidnappers**

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: house-broken trip house

Describe the biggest cock you saw

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:16 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

I did notice my own changes sizes a lot. You don’t recognize how much wearing clothes. Cold rain and wind doesn’t help anyone out. And it’s not always in accordance to how you’re feeling. I could be happy and relaxed and look down and see it all shriveled up. I’d stretch it out as nonchalantly as possible. Sometimes it worked and others it didn’t. Overall I’d rate myself in the top 1/3. There were some guys with absolute buttons. They seemed to be having fun though, even when the DJ was playing “don’t want no short dick man.” Biggest showers were all blacks though. Didn’t see any small black dicks.

I started out this reply stating that I like women exclusively and didn’t pay that much attention to the other guys.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Other pics

https://i.ibb.co/F42Tyw6H/IMG-2553.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/fdHCTWs8/IMG-9589.jpg

https://i.ibb.co/m5F2rVhZ/IMG-9590.jpg

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: filthy bull headed pervert hell

Unescorted Male: Tales from an XO Poaster

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

There was a single guy who applied sunscreen to only his dick and crotch. Got sunburned beet red but his bits and crotch were still white. That drew comments.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

lol cr

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: hairless rigpig

NO same sex males! Are you even a poster!?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

"females are allowed two consenting males maximum at any time" wow

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

On the playrooms: there are two. The main one is in the central part of the resort near the restaurants and bars. Entry picture is posted above. It’s only open late at night. Inside there is a big open area with mattresses on the floor. There are four in the center of the room which is open to the sky. There are a few more around the edges of the room. Maybe 8 total. When you walk in you have to disrobe immediately and there are cubbies for clothes. There are some semi private rooms and a dungeon section behind a door with a saint Andrew’s cross and swings, but we never got beyond the main area. There’s a shower and a plunge pool.

There’s an attendant who strips sheets and replaces them as people leave. You pick up towels on the way in and lay them down on the mattresses before laying on them. At one point we had 7 other couples around us. It’s mostly couples playing but we did see a foursome one night. It’s pretty dark so you mostly just see silhouettes, but others are close enough to reach out and touch at times. Fucking next to others is 180^180.

When you’re done there’s a big yellow Igloo water cooler on a folding table and paper cups so you can get a drink as you are recovering and heading out.

The other playroom is a few steps from the nude pool. It’s called the Happening Hut and is a much smaller, basic wood structure with just a couple mattresses but does have AC. Frankly it looked a little scary and we never ventured in though I did see people going in and out.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: crusty elite alpha

Wouldn't this be better on a cruise ship?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Why is that?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: crusty elite alpha

More levels and rooms you can be naked

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:30 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Bliss, Desire and Temptations all offer lifestyle cruises. I’ve never been.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: crusty elite alpha

My wife went on a playboy cruise in college. She went with 2 of her friends over spring break and she said 1 of them just randomly went off on her own and didn't come back to the room until the last night

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

how'd it work, was this public sex like the resort itt?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Regarding the food and drinks, it was excellent overall. There are three restaurants in addition to the buffet: Harry San (teppanyaki and sushi), Pastafari (Italian), and Flame (Steak). The best was Pastafari for us. Steak and shrimp were legitimately 9/10 two nights. Steaks cooked to medium rare exactly and not a bit of fat or gristle. Flame was ok, ordered churasco steak and it was good not great. HarrySan sushi was merely ok. Service was excellent across the board.

Drinks were always excellent. You get top shelf pours without having to call out brands. e.g., vodka tonic gets you grey goose. They have a nice port.

Breakfast is buffet service, and stands up to much nicer vanilla resorts we’ve visited.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:42 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Regarding staff: excellent service throughout. There’s a strict no tipping policy. Staff are paid premium rates and it’s regarded as a good job so many of the staff stay on for years. You can tip into a communal pool at the end, which we did. This is jarring having been to Mexico and DR many times. Service is top notch but not fake friendly. The Jamaicans definitely have an attitude that’s friendly but playful. Repeat guests have relationships with individual staff that is fun to observe.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Are we swingers: nope. If this thing is a spectrum we’ve gone as close up to the line as possible but never crossed it. It’s been a fun ride and has had some really amazing moments as well as some pretty negative times.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: drunken bright nowag

Describe the good and the bad.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Concupiscible Nursing Home

So you just went to watch a bunch of old people fucking and walking around with their cocks out? What's the appeal? I understand you get poast content but your wife went too so whats the angle here?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

It’s just a resort vacation at the end of the day. Used to go to vanilla places. The COs are far more fun. People are friendlier, even if you aren’t playing with them. And it’s definitely not all old, ugly people there. It’s a sexually charged vibe and we have great sex with each other.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: house-broken trip house

mfcq

what's the appeal if you can't fuck the tiny 22 yo WOC or witness the moans of your future wife.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: spectacular metal national giraffe

wdm negative times?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: irradiated athletic conference

Are there church services

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Floppy twisted friendly grandma

A Buck Mulligan type leading Latin mass fully nude would be 18000000

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Magical slippery shrine

an extreme prole i know went with his lesbain-in-denial wife. He said the place was 97% men, and all women were blown out swinger wives. It was their 10 year wedding anniversary.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Heady lemon hall

Describe the typical manscaping routines. Were the guys all fully shaved like in porn?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: stirring up-to-no-good stag film internal respiration

Very rare to see hair on anyone.

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Heady lemon hall

Were you shaved or one of the few bros with hair?

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: burgundy stage

I brought a girl to the lobby of the jamaican one and we got in a huge fight and left

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